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: I think we're overpacking.
: [discussing the calendar
] We're not gonna sell, just give it out to friends. Scott Donlan
: I think we should try to sell it. Stefan Vanderhoof
: Really? Scott Donlan
: Yeah. Stefan Vanderhoof
: Well, if we could give the money to Shih Tzu rescue. Scott Donlan
: They have plenty of money. Stefan Vanderhoof
: Well so do we. Scott Donlan
: What Shih Tzus need rescuing anyway? You don't see Shih Tzus straggling around the streets in an old coat "help, alms for the poor". Stefan Vanderhoof
: Like the little match girl.
: Too much information.
[at the butcher
] Stefan Vanderhoof
: Now, Tyrone would like some of those beef kidneys so we'll have a half pound of those. Scott Donlan
: No, not the kidneys, it's the membranes, I don't wanna have to pull those things off. Stefan Vanderhoof
: [rolls eyes
] I'll take care of the membranes. Scott Donlan
: [to the butcher
] I mean, Randy, you could pull the membrane off. Stefan Vanderhoof
: Will you stop it? So, we'll have a half pound of the kidneys, a half pound of the salmon. Scott Donlan
: And do me a favor, will you? Just get out one of those pepperoni sticks. I just wanna hold it.
[after Scott introduces himself as Mary and shows them the pants he hand-stitched
] Gerry Fleck
: Well you must be very "proud Mary". Scott Donlan
: Oh my goodness. Who are you all of a sudden? Stefan Vanderhoof
: Good baby boomer gag. Cookie Fleck
: Who's that in the burgundy jacket? Mr Hip.
: [talking about Scott's leather trousers
] Do you appreciate the amount of work that went into this? Scott Donlan
: I ought to, I did it myself. I did it, I did it myself. I bored him to death, talked about it non stop. Stefan Vanderhoof
: Well that is six months, six months working with leather and red thread. How much fun was he to be with? Scott Donlan
: Oh... heaven... HEAVEN!
[an additional scene from the dvd, at Stefan's hair salon
] Stefan Vanderhoof
: When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bar tender's face. That kind of place. I remember one guy had a bicycle reflector sewn onto one nipple.
: If you're ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing.
: We're gonna be in Philadelphia for 48 hours, how many tea services can you do?
: [talking about the first time he saw Scott showing a dog
] They had the same prance, the same rhythm, it was like they were two members of the same body. Scott Donlan
: I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got *so* exhausted. I'm sorry, go on, you were telling a story?
: So finally we bought out the chinese, not the entire nation, this one little chapter behind the wall here.
: I'm thrown overboard. Anchors aweigh. Stefan Vanderhoof
: The Man who knew too much. Scott Donlan
: Yeah, well there it is, the man who knew too much!
: How tall are you? Hotel Manager
: I'm 6'4". Stefan Vanderhoof
: I thought so. I feel like Alan Ladd at Easter Island. Scott Donlan
: Where are you from, like Nor... Norland? Norway? Hotel Manager
: Uh, I'm Irish-German. Stefan Vanderhoof
: Like Robert Duvall in "The Godfather". Scott Donlan
: Bratwurst and shillelaghs... paging Dr. Freud.
: [arriving with coffee during the Shih Tzu calendar photo shoot
] All right, I'm coming, hold your horses!
] Scott Donlan
: Oooh, Stefan, we should have gotten horses! Stefan Vanderhoof
: Yeah, right, little bitty horses. Scott Donlan
: Just little ones!