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Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg
: If you see an out-of-county license, what do you do? Deputy Cletus Hogg
: Walk right up to them and say Welcome to Hazzard County!" Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg
: Wrong. You pick this up,set it on the curb and write them up a parking ticket.
Deputy Cletus Hogg
: Now if you see an out-of-county license, what do you do? Deputy Cletus Hogg
: Pull over and say, "Hi Welcome To 'Hazzard County'."? Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg
: No, you jackass, pull them over and grab this here fire hydrant, place it by the car and give 'em a ticket.
Mary Lou Pringle
: [about Luke
] Doesn't anybody believe him? Cletus
: I believe him. Boss Hogg
: Yeah, that's cuz instead of brains in your head, you got funny putty!