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: What in thunder's goin' on? Vance Duke
: Sounds like a raid on a moonshine operation. Coy Duke
: Yeah, except we're miles and miles out to see.
: We'll have to wait till the guard's asleep. Daisy Duke
: Right, and after we escape we'll have to warn Boss Hogg & Rosco about what we just heard. Coy Duke
: Daisy, you sure have a way of taking the fun outta things.
: We gotta save Boss & Rosco, and that's that. Daisy Duke
: But how? Vance Duke
: By promotin' the General to Admiral.
: Oh, the turn-off at cousin Willy's place is just ahead. Vance Duke
: Sorry Daisy, thanks to Boss Hogg's dirty trick, we don't have time for visiting Willy like we planned. Daisy Duke
: Oh, fellas, we promised. Are you gonna let 'em think the US American Dukes don't keep their word? Vance Duke
: Ok, Daisy, you win. Tell 'em we're on our way
[hands over the CB
: Friend of yours? Vance Duke
: Not hardly. Us Dukes don't take up with flim-flammin' double crossers like him.
: [referring to the natives
] Haha, look at that. The General's got 'em on their knees. Maybe they'll think now that we're gods or such like. Coy Duke
: I hope so, 'cause I ain't much on being fed to volcanoes. Daisy Duke
: Me neither.
: Hey, I got me an idea. Remember that mineral spring back yonder?
[Daisy and Coy nod
] Vance Duke
: Why don't we make ourselves some good old Hazzard county blastin' powder?
: Now just a dog-gone ding dang minute, we're law-abiding U.S. of A. type citizens. Daisy Duke
: That's right, Inspector, and Boss Hogg's as crooked as a dog's hind legs!
: Look, it's Boss' Caddie. Coy Duke
: Boss' Caddie? He must have followed us. Vance Duke
: It looks like he's in big trouble. Flash is driving the car.
: I gotta be dreamin'! Vance Duke
: Somethin' sure smells like a swamp bottom around here.
: I got me a bad feeling about this.