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Bo Duke (Character)
from "The Dukes of Hazzard" (1979)

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The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Bo Duke: Luke, you manwhore!

Campus Cop #1: Do you know how fast you were going?
Bo Duke: What?
Campus Cop #2: How fast you were going.
Bo Duke: Ten?
Campus Cop #1: Eight.
Bo Duke: Isn't the speed limit ten?
Campus Cop #1: Yeah. It is.

Bo Duke: Hey Man, don't hit him! That's AJ Foyt!
Luke Duke: Really?
Race Car Driver #1: The Fourth!

Bo Duke: [after shooting a gas can with a flaming arrow] Boom-shakalaka!

Bo Duke: [Looking at the newly-restored General Lee] Oh, man, is that a Hemi? Oh, yes!

Bo Duke: Now, lets not loose focus Royce.
Royce: Yes, Mr. Takanoshi.
Bo Duke: What'd you call me?
Royce: ...Mr. Takanoshi.
Bo Duke: Right, that's my name.

Bo Duke: Man, I'm already tired of walking.
Luke Duke: Yea, but you need the exercise though, them jeans are looking tighter than Daisy's.

Bo Duke: Hey Roscoe, come on out you fat som' bitch!

Bo Duke: Hey, Roscoe!
Luke Duke: Hi, Boo-Boo!

Katie Johnson: This is my roommate Annette from Australia.
Bo Duke: Oh, let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
[everyone stares at him]
Bo Duke: That's what they say down there...

Bo Duke: Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!
Luke Duke: You mean you're gonna make sweet love *in* it.
Bo Duke: Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it.

Bo Duke: [Bo and Luke are mad at each other, this is before they drive the general lee up the incline of a freeway bridge] Have you made your peace with God yet luke, Because you're about to meet your maker!

Sheev: [Bo, luke, and Sheev are about to blow open a safe, but the fuse goes out] Hmm, must be a wet fuse.
Bo Duke: Maybe its backwards.
Sheev: Of course its supposed to be backwards it's a Chinese fuse.
Bo Duke: No, I mean its backwards from the way it's supposed to be.
Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?
Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once.
Sheev: Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend

Dil Driscoll: [after daisy beats up Dil for sweet talking her] So uh Bo, what's the story on that little pistol over there?
Bo Duke: Well, actually she's my cousin.
Dil Driscoll: You hittn' that?
Bo Duke: She's my cousin.
Dil Driscoll: Hopefully your kissing cousin.
Bo Duke: Excuse me?
Dil Driscoll: Son,i guess all I'm asking is, if you shuck her corn.
The Balladeer: [while bo laughs with them and takes a drink, the balladeer speaks] Now there's some things you don't say to a Duke, about another Duke.
Bo Duke: [Bo finishes his drink] I'll shuck your corn!
[this is when the bar fight begins]

Bo Duke: [while driving General Lee in a roundabout] What's the purpose of this circle?

Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?
Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once
Sheev: Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend.
Bo Duke: I dated a Koren girl in high school.
Sheev: That is an entirely different Oriental nation. Get an education.
Bo Duke: You're the one who got the fuse wrong.
Sheev: You know nothing about Chyno Syno American relations.

[Enters room full of naked girls]
Bo Duke: Fuck me running!

Bo Duke: [during car chase in Atlanta] Okay where's the highway?
Katie Johnson: I don't know don't you have a map?
Luke Duke: Wait!
[Luke pulls out a ma]
Luke Duke: i got it... Turn left up here. Tur left. turn left!
[Bo turns right]
Luke Duke: Dammit! I said left!
Bo Duke: I thought you said your left!
Luke Duke: My left is your left!
Bo Duke: I'm going to need these directions faster alright!
Luke Duke: It's okay. I know exactly where wer'e at
[Map flies out the window]

Mr. Pullman: Hey, Bo.
Bo Duke: Jesus Christ! Oh, hey, Mr. Pullman. I nearly shit myself.

Bo Duke: [makes sure none of the bottles of moonshine broke] Looks like I won the bet, you son of a bitch.
Luke Duke: Ah, c'mon!
Bo Duke: I didn't break any bottles so I won the bet.

Rosco P. Coltrane: [over CB] I'm in hot pursuit of them Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!
Bo Duke: Piece of? - son of a bitch!

Rosco P. Coltrane: [over C.B] All units! I'm in hot puruit of the Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!
Bo Duke: Piece of?... you son of a bitch!

Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?
Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once!


The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning (2007) (TV)
Daisy Duke: [after being whistled at by numerous people in jail] I don't see what all the fuss is.
Luke Duke: It's probably because you're missing 99% of your pants.
Bo Duke: And the other 1% is covering your magic parts.

Bo Duke: [Takes of Shrit] Ladies, Do Me!

Daisy Duke: I just got rejected by the prettiest man to even step foot in Hazzard!
Bo Duke: [Daisy storms away] But I just got here.

Bo Duke: You can kill a man with your thumb?
Uncle Jesse Duke: It's not that hard, really, once you know how.

Daisy Duke: [about to paint a number on the General Lee] What's your lucky number, Bo?
Bo Duke: Uh, one?

Bo Duke: I love Hazzard. I love that Hazzard breeze flowing through my hair. I love Daisy and Uncle Jesse. I love the smell of pig shit in the morning.

Bo Duke: And what did you see?
Luke Duke: I saw boobies. I saw big boobies, little boobies, classy boobies.
Bo Duke: A Thanksgiving Day parade of boobies. And did you thank me?
Luke Duke: Thank you.


"The Dukes: The Dukes in Hollywood (#2.6)" (1983)
Freddy Flenders: We still need some good driving to make this Roddy Cooper's best picture yet.
Luke Duke: Well, we'd like to 'blidge, but we're in this race.
Freddy Flenders: Now if it's only a matter of money, I could, pay you, eh... twentyfive thousand.
Bo Duke: Twentyfive thousand dollars?
Freddy Flenders: Alright, make it fifty thousand. But that's my final offer.
Luke Duke: Well, we'd better talk this over
[the three cousins huddle together as Freddy winks at the director]
Bo Duke: What do you think?
Luke Duke: There's no thinking to it. With that kinda money we can pay off Uncle Jesse's farm.
Daisy Duke: That's right, and old Boss Hogg can race hisself around the world.
[laughs]

Daisy Duke: It's Freddy Flenders you want, Sherriff. He's skedaddled with all our money and the film too.
Bo Duke: Yeah, just give us 24 hours. We can't find that conman, you can lock Boss up and throw away the key.
Boss Hogg: That's right, throw away the key. Eh... huh?
Sherriff: Something tells me you folks are tellin' the truth.
Boss Hogg: Oh, they're honest as the day is long. Them Dukes is known for flat out honest to goodness superscrupulous truth-tellin'. Why...
Sherriff: [interrupting] Get him outta here before I change my mind!

Bo Duke: I think Freddy spotted us. Now he's trying to hide hisself in that studio tour.
Daisy Duke: Well, it shouldn't be too hard to find him on a tourist tram.
Luke Duke: Don't count on it, cous'. He knows his way around this place like a snake in a gopher patch.
Bo Duke: Let's go.
Daisy Duke: You wait right here, Roddy, 'cause we're gonna be back in a flash with your cash.


"The Dukes: The Canadian Caper (#2.5)" (1983)
Luke Duke: Oh well, can't cry over spilled milk.
Bo Duke: Or broken axels.

Bo Duke: It's Boss Hogg!
Daisy Duke: I thought he'd be clear to the other side of Canada by now.
Luke Duke: I'm beginning to smell a fat little rat.

Luke Duke: Suzette!
Daisy Duke: Are you okay, sugar? You know, you shouldn't have run off from your folks like that, honey.
Suzette LeFite: Oui, I am fine. But some little fat man jus stole all the furs that will prove the Bouchards were poaching.
Luke Duke, Daisy Duke, Bo Duke: Boss Hogg!


"The Dukes: Tales of the Vienna Hoods (#2.2)" (1983)
Bo Duke: Old Boss Hogg done it to us again!
Daisy Duke: Ain't it amazing how he keeps coming up with one sneaky no good trick after another?
Luke Duke: Well, with Boss cheating's as natural as squealing to a pig.

Daisy Duke: Boss has creamed us before, but not with real cream.
Bo Duke: Now we know how it feels to be a strawberry shortcake.

Daisy Duke: [reading from a brochure] A lot of famous musicians came from Austria. Like Mozart, Beethoven and Straus.
Bo Duke: It'd be nice to go see some entertainment Saturday night. If them famous musician fellers is playing anywhere near town.
Daisy Duke: Oh Bo, you stop your joshin'. You know they was all born hundreds of years ago.
Luke Duke: You're right, Daisy. Who's gonna pay to see a band with fellers that old?


"The Dukes: The Kid from Madrid (#2.3)" (1983)
Bo Duke: Where'd you learn that English?
Peppino: In school.
Luke Duke: You sure speak it nice, almost as good as me.
Daisy Duke: Even gooder.
[giggles]

Daisy Duke: Well look yonder, fellas. It's one of them quaint little old wooden bridges.
Luke Duke: Better slow down a might, Bo.
Bo Duke: I would, 'cept we don't know where quaint little old Boss Hogg is at the moment. Hang on, y'all.
[puts on some extra speed and drives through the wooden bridge right into the water]

Bo Duke: Say now, would you look at this?
Peppino: What is it, Señor Bo?
Bo Duke: It's a tire track. And it's an American tire track, too.
Luke Duke: The kind that Boss Hogg's car makes.
Daisy Duke: Boss Hogg? Now what would he be doin' here?
Bo Duke: Beats me, I thought stealin' horses was the only thing Boss didn't do.


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Duke (#7.3)" (1984)
Bo Duke: Enos, have you been taking Rosco pills?
Enos: Huh?
Luke Duke: What he means is: are you gonna give us a ticket for something we didn't do?
Enos: Oh, shucks, no, I just wanted to Daisy to have these
[laughs sheepily as he holds up a bunch of flowers]

Luke Duke: I did all of that?
Bo Duke: Yeah, you did. Matter of fact, I'd say you got about a weeks worth of apologisin' to do.


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Welcome, Waylon Jennings (#7.2)" (1984)
Bo Duke: [admiring Waylon Jenning's mobile museum] Holey Mackerel
Luke Duke: Buddy Holly's motorcycle!

Waylon: Well it's too bad we don't have one of those homin' devices.
Luke Duke: We do have a heck of an alternative...
Bo Duke: That's right, we got the Hazzard net.
Luke Duke: Eh, yeah, it'll give us a fightin' chance, Waylon.
Waylon: I'm sure glad to hear you say 'us', 'cause I'm going with ya. If it hadn't been for me, you wouldn't have been in this trouble to begin with. Now supposin' you tell us what we gonna do.


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Twin Trouble (#6.9)" (1983)
Bo Duke: This here is Luke, this here is Cindy Ballou.
Cindy: Hi.
Luke Duke: We've already met.
Bo Duke: What?
Cindy: Sorry, but you must be mistaken. I've never seen you before in my life.
Bo Duke: You mind tellin' me what this is all about?
Luke Duke: Sure, couple o' hours ago, miss wide-eyes here was holding up a jewelry store over in Capitol City.

Bo Duke: Luke, I don't care who confirmed what about who. I done told you that she was with me during that robbery. What do you think I am, lying to you?
Luke Duke: You ain't got no watch, maybe she was lying to you about the time!


"The Dukes of Hazzard: One Armed Bandits (#1.1)" (1979)
Bo Duke: You know, when I got up this mornin', the biggest thing on my mind was to do a little rabbit huntin'.
Luke Duke: Then the hounddog runs off...
Bo Duke: ...and my car is taken...
Luke Duke: ...and now we're chasin' the sheriff's car. Ain't you glad we're not in the big city where life gets complicated?

Cooter Davenport: Crazy Cooter talkin'. Turkey coming right down my alley. Gobble, gobble.
Luke Duke: Did you copy that Daisy? Cooter's on 421.
Daisy Duke: 10-4.
Luke Duke: [to Bo, in the General Lee] Hit it.
Leroy: [Daisy, in a bikini, pretends to be stranded] Lookey here, lookey here. What have we got here?
Driver: Leroy, let's get that girl right here. I'm gonna steal that away. Are you having trouble, little lady?
Daisy Duke: Yeah. I'm having a picnic. Which way to the beach?
[Driver & Leroy laughed together]
Driver: There ain't no beach around here.
Daisy Duke: Oh. And me with this basketful of lemonade and chitlin sandwiches.
[Driver & Leroy laughed together, again]
Bo Duke: All right boys. Hang 'em high and don't look around.
Daisy Duke: Now, y'all promised me you wouldn't bring machine guns.


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Carnival of Thrills (#3.1)" (1980)
Uncle Jesse: I know you don't want to be lectured to, but there's a couple things I want you to take with you. First one is, I want you to know I love you dearly.
[Bo starts crying]
Uncle Jesse: The other is, whenever you get through doing whatever it is you got to do, realize that this is your home, you can always come back.
Bo Duke: Uncle Jesse, I reckon it's uh... it's Luke that's got to do some of the realizing.
Uncle Jesse: Yeah.

Daisy Duke: Bo, you can't let a girl come between you and Luke.
Bo Duke: Daisy I'm sorry, I guess this farm just gotten a bit too small for me and Luke.


The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion! (1997) (TV)
[As Bo & Luke are driving thru Hazzard, testing the rebuilt General Lee]
Luke: You ARE aware this road goes to Dry Creek?
Bo: I AM aware this road goes to Dry Creek.
Luke: You are aware there's no way to get OVER Dry Creek?
Bo: [Stepping down on the gas, grinning] I am aware there is ONE WAY to get over Dry Creek!
Luke: Oh, Lordy! We're gonna die!

[Bo drives up on Bubba & Bertha Jo, fighting after the Hazzard Tough Person Contest]
Bo: Hey, Bubba... Bertha Jo. You REALLY wanna fight?
Bertha Jo: YEAH! (Smashes Bubba with a right cross)
Bo: Bertha JO!


"The Dukes of Hazzard: The Ransom of Hazzard County (#6.20)" (1984)
Bo Duke: Oh great, there's your answer right there: Rosco's been out fishin' too: Duke fishin'.

Daisy Duke: I'll tell you what, I'm gonna have some fun. Clyde's cute!
Bo Duke: Yeah, well, let's get goin' the General and Clyde are waitin'.
Daisy Duke: Okay.


"The Dukes of Hazzard: The Ghost of General Lee (#2.6)" (1979)
Luke Duke: I've learned something though, Bo. A man ain't truly been insulted until he's stood butt naked in front of a woman and she don't even notice.
Bo Duke: Or cared.

Luke Duke: [Rosco finds the General Lee glowing bright red, hears Luke's ghostly voice] Come on, Rosco, get in, we'll drive you all the way to the pearly gates.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: No! No!
Luke Duke: [on the car floor, into radio] That is if they still let you in after what you done to us.
[laughs sinisterly]
Bo Duke: [on the floor] How's old Rosco look now?
Luke Duke: [looking through makeshift periscope] Like a canceled stamp, this luminous paint works like a charm.
[into radio]
Luke Duke: You framed us, Rosco! We' gonna get you, Rosco! We ain't gonna let you rest! ROOOOSCO!


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Boss Behind Bars (#6.6)" (1983)
Bo Duke: Laughing "you know we've been riding around in this General Lee for so long, we're even beginning to think alike!"
Luke Duke: very serious "Bo, that ain't funny"


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Undercover Dukes Part Two (#6.17)" (1984)
Bo Duke: Listen, I, I guess I'm just not used to having a co-driver sitting right there next to me, I... especially not one as pretty as you are... Mary Beth, come here. Come on.
[helps her stand up so he can look her straight in the eye]
Bo Duke: Have you ever given a long look at my cousin Luke Duke?
[painful look on his face]
Bo Duke: I got to drive next to him every day.
[Mary Beth bursts out laughing]


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Too Many Roscos (#6.3)" (1983)
Luke Duke: Smokey Sue Ann and Melody Hansen. And they got car trouble, what a shame.
Bo Duke: Well, if I might borrow a phrase from Rosco: coo coo, I love it, I love it!


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Play It Again, Luke (#6.15)" (1984)
Bo Duke: [to Candy] Well, I'll tell ya one thing, my cousin' sure was right: you're just as pretty as a rainbow and sing like a little birdie!


"The Dukes of Hazzard: A Baby for the Dukes (#6.2)" (1983)
Bo Duke: Now Mr. Craig, you might be a big wheel out in Savannah, but you ain't green beans here in Hazzard.


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Happy Birthday, General Lee (#7.1)" (1984)
Bo Duke: How do we get into these things?
Luke Duke: Clean livin' I guess.


The Dukes of Hazzard: Return of the General Lee (2004) (VG)
Bo Duke: Faster than a bee-stung stallion, cuz
Luke Duke: Y'already used that one, Bo


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Robot P. Coltrane (#7.4)" (1984)
Bo Duke: [bad impression of Clark Gable] Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn.


"The Dukes of Hazzard: The Hazzardville Horror (#3.3)" (1980)
Mary Lou Pringle: [Bo and Luke enter the house] Luke!
[she and Daisy run over, Daisy hugs Bo, she hugs Luke]
Daisy Duke: Oh am I glad to see you fellas!
Bo Duke: What happened?
Daisy Duke: Well that chandelier fell and just missed us!
Mary Lou Pringle: That chair's been chasing me, the painting's been bleeding, organ's been playing and wolves have been howling!


"The Dukes: A Hogg in the Foggy Bogg (#2.7)" (1983)
Bo Duke: Come on, General. You can make it through this mud.
Daisy Duke: Whoever called this the rainy season wasn't just whistlin' Dixie.
Luke Duke: That's for sure, Daisy. I feel like I'm taking a hot shower with all my clothes on.


"The Dukes: Boss O'Hogg and the Little People (#2.1)" (1983)
Bo Duke: Whoohoo, boy, I tell you what, that was sure close. Daisy, you alright?
Daisy Duke: Just a little shook up 's all. Give me a hand.
Bo Duke: Upsadaisy, daisy.
Luke Duke: Whoo! It's a good thing we had seatbelts.


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Strange Visitor to Hazzard (#7.15)" (1985)
Daisy Duke: I dunno, maybe some beings from outer space are trying to get ahold of us.
Cooter: Uh-huh.
Luke Duke: They're gonna get a strange impression of humanity if they stop in Hazzard County.
Cooter: Well, they probably just heard about the big dance Saturday night.
Bo Duke: They're probably just... small planet folks.
Cooter: They're comin' to the dance to do the Moonwalk.


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Lulu's Gone Away (#6.1)" (1983)
Bo Duke: Who are you gonna take to the tri-county amusement park when it opens next week?
Luke Duke: Mary Sue, I suppose.
Bo Duke: Mary Sue?
[chuckles]
Bo Duke: Well, I - - you always were a leg man, and she sure has got 'em, that is, if you like 2x4's.
[bursts out laughing]
Luke Duke: She's better lookin' than that hulk you took out bowling last Friday night, I swear she plays linebacker for the Falcons.
Bo Duke: Now wait just a minute, that ain't fair.


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Opening Night at the Boar's Nest (#7.17)" (1985)
Bo Duke: Did you get your license in a box of cereal or what? You're tryin' to kill us all?


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Dead and Alive (#6.14)" (1984)
Bo Duke: You got it sorted out what the heck we're gonna do, what's gonna happen to us if we gonna take this rap?
Luke Duke: Well, you know that little shirt you got with a, the little alligator on it?
Bo Duke: Yeah?
Luke Duke: It's gonna have numbers on the back.
[laughs]


"The Dukes of Hazzard: Cooter's Girl (#6.12)" (1983)
Bo Duke: I'm Bo Duke and the older fellow over here is my cousin Luke.
Nancylou: I'm Nancylou Nelson.
Bo Duke: Well, you're names just as pretty as your hair. And you.