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: What do you think would happen if I got him a professional... you know... Bill
: A professional? Joe
: Hooker. You know, the kind that can teach things... first-timers, you know... break him in. Bill
: But Joe, he's 11. Joe
: You're right, you're right. It's too late.
: Dickwad? Bill
: Yes, only "come" can be used as a verb as well.
: What Ronald Farber doesn't know is that it's not length that matters, it's width.
] ... would you ever fuck me? Bill
: No... I'd jerk off instead.
: I wake up happy, feeling good... but then I get very depressed, because I'm living in reality.
: Have you tried playing with yourself? Billy Maplewood
: You mean...? Bill
: With your penis? Billy Maplewood
: A little. Bill
: How did it feel? Billy Maplewood
: I don't know? I don't know what to do. Bill
: Do you want me to, uh... show you?
: I fucked them. Billy Maplewood
: What was it like? Bill
: It was... it was great. Billy Maplewood
: Would you do it again? Bill
[after Bill recalls his dream
: And how is this different? Bill
: I don't kill myself at the end.
: Do you have any tuna salad? Bill
: Would you like a sandwich? Johnny Grasso
: Yes please.
: Oh, Bill. Please don't get mad at me. I know you hate it when I ask, but... Do you still? Bill
: Oh. Trish
: Oh. Bill
: Yes. Very very much. Trish
: Oh, Bill, and I do too! I'm sorry I need to keep being reminded, it's just... Bill
: I know. Trish
: And we haven't been. Bill
: I know. And it's my fault. Trish
: My fault.