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Ryan Evans (Character)
from High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)

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High School Musical 2 (2007) (TV)
Ryan Evans: Troy, listen... All these people out there... I don't really want to see my sister crash and burn.
[a beat]
Ryan Evans: At least I *think* I don't.

Chad Danforth: [about their Star Dazzle performance] All right, look, if you wanna play ball, then grab a mitt. But I don't dance.
Ryan Evans: You don't think dancing takes some game?
Chad Danforth: You got game?
Ryan Evans: [Smirks] A little.

Chad Danforth: [after the baseball game] All right, so you call that a "little" game?
Ryan Evans: Little League. World Series.
[clears throat]
Ryan Evans: Newport, Rhode Island. Champions.

Sharpay Evans: [singing] It's out with the old, and in with the new. Good-bye, clouds of grey, hello, skies of blue. A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa. Endless days in my chaise, the whole world according to moi!
[Pianist plays an off-key note]
Sharpay Evans: Excuse me.
[Pianist plays the right note]
Sharpay Evans: Thank you.
[singing]
Sharpay Evans: Iced tea imported from England. Lifeguards imported from Spain. Towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.
Sharpay Evans, Ryan Evans: [singing] We're gonna relax and renew.
Sharpay Evans: [singing. Points to three different employees in turn] You, go, do. I want fabulous, that is my simple request. All things fabulous, bigger, and better and best. I need something inspiring to help me get along. I need a little fabulous, is that so wrong?

Sharpay Evans: I said keep an eye on them. Not turn them into the cast of Grease.
Ryan Evans: Pretty cool, huh?
Sharpay Evans: Do you want us to lose the Star Dazzle award to a bunch of... dishwashers?
Ryan Evans: Us? Well, I guess that's showbiz.
Sharpay Evans: When did you become... one of them?
Ryan Evans: You know, I'll take that as a compliment. But you and Troy have a good show, sis.
Sharpay Evans: [scoffs] Oh. We plan to.

Sharpay Evans: There you are! Thank goodness you've come to your senses! Plug in the volcano. Humu Humu's back on.
Ryan Evans: Enjoy your pineapple on your own, sis. I'm not doing the show.
Sharpay Evans: What? Put some fresh batteries in your tiki warrior outfit and let's get going.
Ryan Evans: Took your advice. Sold it online. You've always wanted the spotlight. Now you've got it. Break a leg. Ma.

Sharpay Evans: Ryan, who is the absolute primo boy at East High?
Ryan Evans: I'd say Troy Bolten has that category pretty much locked up, don't you think?
Sharpay Evans: And East High's primo girl?
[Ryan looks over Sharpay's shoulder at Gabriella. Sharpay pushes him back]
Sharpay Evans: Just answer the question!
Ryan Evans: [Sarcastic] Gosh, uh... you?
Sharpay Evans: [Dreamily] Troy... Sharpay. Sharpay... Troy. Sharpay...
Ryan Evans: [Snaps his fingers in front of her face] Shar.
Sharpay Evans: It just makes sense.
Ryan Evans: Evidently not to Troy.
Sharpay Evans: But it's Summer, Ry.
[Puts on her pink sunglasses]
Sharpay Evans: *Everything* changes.
[Slams locker shut and walks away]

Ryan Evans: [after You Are The Music In Me, and into a walkie talkie] Goldenthroat, this is Jazz Square, we may have a problem.

Troy Bolton: Hey! Why did you switch songs?
Sharpay Evans: [confused] Switch songs? What?
Troy Bolton: Yeah, Ryan said...
Mr. Fulton: [interrupts] Bolton!
[Fulton rushes Troy onto the stage]
Sharpay Evans: But I didn't learn a new song.
Ryan Evans: [smirking] Exactly.

Ryan Evans: [Sharpay walks in and immediately starts rummaging through Kelsi's sheet music, ignoring Ryand and Kelsi] Hey, Kelsi's got some great new ideas to spice up the talent show...
Sharpay Evans: Uh-huh, I'm thrilled.
[to Kelsi]
Sharpay Evans: Uh, that new duet that Troy and Gabriella sang? I need it
Kelsi Nielson: Actually, it's not available.
Sharpay Evans: [Stunned] Repeat?
Kelsi Nielson: [Grabs the music from her stand] Well, it's something I wrote for Troy and Gabriella just in case they wanted...
Sharpay Evans: You're an employee, not a fairy godmother. Let's have it.
[Snatches it from Kelsi's hands]

Ryan Evans: Hey, my Dad says you're doing a great job with the Red Hawks.
Troy Bolton: [nods] Uh, yeah... playing with them is like being in a different world.
Gabriella Montez: Well you missed out on a fun night.
[Ryan imitates swinging a baseball bat]
Gabriella Montez: It was a great game.
Ryan Evans: But the dessert afterwards had to be the best part... her mom makes the best brownies in the entire world...
Troy Bolton: [interrupts] Ya, I know... I've had them...

Kelsi Nielson: Okay. Everyone. Ryan, the show's on.
Ryan Evans: Where's the music?
[Kelsi hands him the music]
Ryan Evans: Where's Troy?
Troy Bolton: [Walks in] Talked to Sharpay, everything's cool.
Ryan Evans: Hey, speaking of my sister, she wants you to learn a new song.
[Hands Troy the music]
Troy Bolton: [Reading the music] 'Everyday'.
[a beat. Troy realizes what this means]
Troy Bolton: I can't learn a *new* song!
Ryan Evans: Kelsi will help you with it.
Troy Bolton: What?
Troy Bolton: [Grabs Troy's arm and pulls him into the other room] Come on!
Troy Bolton: Hey!
Ryan Evans: [to the Wildcats] It's showtime!

Gabriella Montez: So you coming to the baseball game?
Ryan Evans: I'm not staff. Wasn't invited.
Gabriella Montez: Hey, everyone's invited. Come on hop in.

Ryan Evans: Sis, we've got the pool, the entire club and the whole Summer to enjoy it.
Jackie: And the spa has been redone.
Lea: There's a guacamole facial, and a seaweed body scrub on the menu.
Emma: What could be more fabulous?

Sharpay Evans: Ryan, it might be wonderful if Troy participates in our Talent Show.
Ryan Evans: What? If he sings with Gabriella then our whole show is gonna be the 'Troy and Gabriella Show'.

Ryan Evans: What about our song? What about Humu Humu?
Sharpay Evans: Change of plans.
Ryan Evans: What am I supposed to do with my tiki warrior outfit?
Sharpay Evans: Save it for Halloween, go to a luau, sell it online, I don't know! But in the meantime keep an eye on those Wildcats. If they're planning to be in the show... which I doubt once they hear about Troy and me... I don't want any surprises. Oh and don't worry, I'll find a song for you somewhere in the show. Or the next show.
Ryan Evans: [sarcastic] Really? Don't strain yourself, slick.
[walks off angrily]
Sharpay Evans: [to Kelsi] Entertainers are so temperamental.
[walks off cheerily]
Sharpay Evans: Transpose!

Ryan Evans: [surprises Gabriella at the pool] Lookin' good.
Gabriella Montez: [turns to see Ryan] Wow, Wildcat!
Ryan Evans: Too much?
Gabriella Montez: Um... only in daylight.
[laughs]
Gabriella Montez: East High colors. Very impressive.
Ryan Evans: Hey, be true to your school right?
Gabriella Montez: Absolutely. Everyones excited about doing the show.
Ryan Evans: Hey, look, I know everyone thinks that I'm Sharpay's... poodle, but I really think that I could...
Gabriella Montez: Hey, if they were thinking that, they're not thinking that today. How do you do that swing step you did last night?
Ryan Evans: Oh that's easy.
[starts to dance with her and they laugh, then Troy shows up]

Mrs. Evans: [Calmly doing yoga with Ryan while Sharpay is freaking out over the Wildcats. To Ryan] Tell Pumpkin if she worries too much, she'll get frown lines.
Ryan Evans: I told her twice.
Sharpay Evans: [Fed up] Oh... Namaste!


High School Musical (2006) (TV)
The Basketball team: From our team to yours.
[Spelled out on their T-shirts]
The Basketball team: G-O-D-R-A-M-A-C-L-U-B
Troy Bolton: Exclamation point.
Ms. Darbus: Well, looks like us Wildcats are in for an interesting afternoon.
Ryan: [Trying to read the shirts] Go, go-go dray, go drame?
[Sharpay scoffs and walks away]
Ryan: Drame?

Ryan: Wow, an Einsteinette. So why do you think she is interested in our musical?
Sharpay: I'm not sure that she is... But we needn't concern ourselves with amateurs. But... there is no harm in making certain that Gabriella is welcome to school activities that are... well, appropriate for her. After all... she loves pi.

Sharpay: [singing in response to everyone singing Stick to the Status Quo] EVERYBODY QUIET!/ This is not what I want/ This is not what I planned/ And I just gotta say/ I do not understand!/ Some thing is really...
Ryan: [butting in] ... something's not right
Sharpay: [Gives Ryan an evil look] ... really wrong!

Sharpay: We gotta do something. Okay, our callbacks are on Thursday, and the basketball game and scholastic decathelon are on Friday...
Sharpay: Too bad all of these events weren't happening on the same day, at the same time.
Ryan Evans: Well... that wouldn't work out because then Troy and Gabriella wouldn't be able to make the...
[Sharpay looks at him with a "Yeah?" face]
Ryan Evans: I'm proud to call you my sister.
Sharpay: [laughs] I know.

Sharpay: [pacing after callbacks announced] How dare she sign up. I've already picked out the colors for my dressing room.
Ryan: Besides, she hasn't even asked our permission to join the drama club.
Sharpay: [slams hands down on table] Someone's gotta tell her the rules.
Ryan: Exactly.
[long pause]
Ryan: ... And what're the rules?
Sharpay: [rolls eyes and walks off]

Ms. Darbus: [She is denying Troy and Gabriella the chance to perform their song, as she called their names twice and they didn't respond. She sees everyone from the basketball game and scholastic decathlon filing into the theater to watch them sing] I... don't know what's going on here, but in any event, it is far too late, and we have not got a pianist.
Ryan Evans: [Smugly] Well, that's show biz.
Troy Bolton: We'll sing without a piano.
Kelsi: [Runs back onstage] Oh no you won't. Pianist here, Ms. Darbus.
Sharpay Evans: You *really* don't want to do that.
Kelsi: [Steps up to Sharpay] Oh yes, I *really* do.
[Runs back to the piano]
Kelsi: Ready on stage!
Sharpay Evans: [Shocked] Oh!
Ms. Darbus: [Impressed] Now *that's* show biz!

Ryan: [Sees that they have callbacks agains Troy and Gabriella] Maybe we're being Punk'd!
Sharpay: What?
Ryan: Maybe we're being filmed right now. Maybe we'll get to meet Ashton!
Sharpay: Oh, shut up, Ryan!

Sharpay Evans: [fake smiling to the crowd] I told you not to do the jazz square.
Ryan Evans: [fake smiling too] It's a crowd favorite, everyone loves a good jazz square.

Ryan: [singing] It's hard to believe that I couldn't see.
Ryan, Sharpay: [singing] You were always there beside me. / Thought I was alone with no one to hold / But you were always right beside me.
Sharpay: [singing] This feeling's like no other.
Ryan: [singing] I want you to know.
Ryan, Sharpay: [singing] I never had someone that knows me like you do / The way you do. / I never had someone as good for me as you / No one like you. / So lonely before I finally found what I'm looking for.

Ryan: Mucho Gusto.
Sharpay: Ay, que fabulosa! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Ryan: Arriba!
Sharpay: Quien es bailar?
Ryan: Mirame
Sharpay: [singing] I believe in dreaming, shooting for the stars.
Ryan: [singing] Baby, to be number one you've got to raise the bar.
Sharpay: [singing] Kickin' and a scratchin', grindin' out my best.
Ryan: [singing] Anything it takes to climb the ladder of success.


High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)
Sharpay Evans: How can you be thinking of food at a time like this?
Ryan Evans: Maybe cuz its lunch time?

Ryan Evans: Wait a minute. Mrs. D says there's only one scholarship, there's two of us.
Sharpay Evans: We're twins. They're gonna have to take us both.

Kelsi Nielsen, Ryan Evans: [singing] It's our last chance to share the stage before we go our seperate ways. High school wasn't meant to last forever. It's our last chance for us to shine, to bring you music one more time. So come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on!

Ryan Evans: [walks into music room where Kelsi is playing] Morning!
Kelsi Nielsen: [notices] Morning.
Ryan Evans: [sits down and begins to accompany himself as he sings] I gotta lot of things I have to do, all these distractions, our future's coming soon. We're being pulled...
Ryan Evans, Kelsi Nielsen: [together] -a hundred different directions...
Ryan Evans: But whatever happens...
Ryan Evans, Kelsi Nielsen: [together] I know I've got you.
Ryan Evans: It's beautiful.
Kelsi Nielsen: Thanks.
Ryan Evans: No, I mean really, this, the prom number, everything... it's, it's going to be a great show.
[beat]
Ryan Evans: Speaking of prom, what are you doing?
Kelsi Nielsen: Well, that's two days before the show. You know, I'm writing orchestrations, fixing charts, I still have to write lyrics...
Ryan Evans: [cuts her off] Great. I'll pick you up at eight.
Ryan Evans: [key change, singing] You're on my mind, you're in my heart...
Ryan Evans, Kelsi Nielsen: [together] It doesn't matter where we are.
Ryan Evans: We'll be alright...
Ryan Evans, Kelsi Nielsen: [together] Even if we're miles apart!

Sharpay Evans: I heard Kelsi is writing something amazing for Troy and Gabriella.
Ryan Evans: [beat] A song, most likely.

Ryan Evans: [to Troy and Gabriella after their rehearsal] Pity the actor that has to follow you.
Kelsi Nielsen: I believe that actor is *you*, Mr. Choreographer.
Ryan Evans: [Everyone chuckles] Oh really?


Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure (2011) (V)
Ryan Evans: I'm on a break for my tour but I had to come into the city and see you and say Oh my gosh you're a star!
Sharpay Evans: Go ahead.
Ryan Evans: OH MY GOSH you're a star!

Ryan Evans: I'm on a break for my tour but I had to come into the city and see you and say Oh my gosh you're a star!
Sharpay Evans: Go ahead.
Sharpay Evans: OH MY GOSH you're a star!