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: [dumping out cold fries
] I shall serve no fries before their time.
: Why don't you get a job Spicoli? Jeff Spicoli
: What for? Brad Hamilton
: You need money. Jeff Spicoli
: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
: No shirt, no shoes... Jeff and Stoner Buds
: No dice! Ohhhh. Brad Hamilton
: Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it. Jeff Spicoli
: He's the full hot orator.
: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron! Brad Hamilton
: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!
: GET OFF MY CASE MOTHERFUCKER!
: Arnold, do you want to work at All-American Burger? Arnold
: Yeah, well, um... Brad Hamilton
: I can probably get you in there. Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.
[upon entering the restaurant where Brad Hamilton works, Jeff Spicoli and his two friends take off their shirts
] Brad Hamilton
: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here. Jeff Spicoli
: Well, something must have happened to them.
[Stacy Hamilton exits the abortion-clinic building, which is across the street from a bowling alley
] Brad Hamilton
: [to Stacy
] Since when do you go bowling?
: Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
: [after Linda opens the door on him while he is masturbating
] Jeez. Doesn't anyone fucking knock any more?
: Hamilton, you're going over there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips. Part of our image, part of our appeal is that uniform, you know that. Brad Hamilton
: You really want me to put this stuff back on? Pirate King
: Yes, I do. Show a little pride.
: Hamilton, did you threaten this customer or use profanity in any way? Brad Hamilton
: Well, he started it; he called me a moron, Dennis. Dennis Taylor
] Answer! Did you threaten this customer or use profanity in any way? Brad Hamilton
: Yes. Dennis Taylor
: You're fired.
: [Television Version, when Mrs. O'Rourke discussed to Brad about his life, and he fires back at her
] You know what Mrs. O'Rourke, you don't know me at all. I broke up with my girlfriend this year, I lost my job at All American Burger and two other places. I wake up, at 5:30 to go to work at Mi-T-Mart. Then, I go to school and, go back to Mi-T-Mart. My grades aren't that bad and, you're telling me the fun is over. Man, I'm still waiting for the fun to start!
[Mrs. O'Rourke, shakes her head