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: Please don't think I'm prying, but I couldn't help overhearing, and I think I can shed a little light on what this whole hedge situation is about. You see, what was once mere wilderness is now 54 acres of man-made, manicured, air-conditioned paradise.
[Points at map
: Except for that little-bitty speck. You are here.
: No, no, that's a good thing. You're hibernators, right? You gather up a bunch of food, store it away for the winter? Hammy the Squirrel
: Aha! We fill the log! Verne
: Hammy. RJ
: Really? This log? This cave-like log? Ozzie
: All the way to the top. Verne
: Ozzie. RJ
: Let me ask ya, how long's it take, you know, to fill the log? Heather
: Two-hundred and seventy-four days. RJ
: Ooh! Ever done it in a week? Verne
: That's impossible. RJ
: Not if we work together. You see, you've got the food-gathering skills, I've got the know-how, and they have the food. Heather
: How much food? RJ
: Loads of food! Heaps of food! Food out the wazoo! Verne
: Well, you know, whatever kind of food comes out of a wazoo, I really don't think we're interested in eating. Lou
: I don't know. The guy's making a lot of sense to me. I think we should listen. Penny
: Yeah. I'm okay with wazoo food there.
: O great and powerful Steve! What do you want? Verne
: I-I don't think it can speak. Debbie
: [From other side of hedge
] I heard that, young man!
[Others are shocked; Ozzie plays dead
: You get over here right now! Hammy the Squirrel
: Okay. Verne
: Hammy, get back here. Hammy the Squirrel
: But Steve is angry. Verne
: I think it came from the other side of Steve - I mean, the bush. I mean... Geez!
: [after Verne stumbles into the hedge
] Steve ate Verne!
: But this house is like a fortress. Walls, so high. Doors, impenetrable. How will we get in? RJ
: The collar is the key.
[Shows video on cell phone of Tiger entering door
: Literally, the collar is like a key that opens the door, and if... Stella
: And what? You think he's just gonna hand over his collar to you? RJ
: Not to me, my femme fatale. To you. Verne
: Her? Stella
: Me? RJ
: You, Stella, will get that cat to give you his collar by using... Stella
: My stink. RJ
: ...your feminine charms. Hammy the Squirrel
: Ha ha ha! - Was that out loud?
: You should have *died*! You should've just laid down and died! Heather
: [when questioned about the food
] I returned it to its rightful owner. Ozzie
: What? Heather
: We, like, worked our tails off, y'know? Like a lot! And the food we gathered was totally... you know! And you're, you're all whatever!
: Mother, is that you? Beckoning me into the light? Must... move... toward... the light!
: I thought you were dead. Heather
: I learned from the best. Ozzie
: That's my girl.
[while playing Possum
: I really thought you were dead! Heather
: I learned from the best.
: Playing Possum is what we do. We die, so we live.
: Come on, you guys!
[Tries to be intimidating
: Don't make me come in there! Stella
: [Heard beneath the leaves
] Y'all better listen... I've been holding something in all winter and I'm about to LET IT OUT! Penny
: [Animals scatter from under leaves
] Whoa! Ozzie
: She means it!
[as the leaves and dust settles, Stella is shown in her "firing" position
: [Politely and grateful
] Thank you, Stella! Stella
] Oh, I can clear a room, Verne. That much I can do!