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: At least people in plays act like they've got sense. Mortimer Brewster
: Oh, you think so? Did you ever see anybody in a play act like they got any intelligence? Dr. Einstein
] How can somebody be so stupid!
[discussing the body count
] Dr. Einstein
: You got twelve, they got twelve.
[angrily grabs Dr. Einstein's necktie
] Jonathan Brewster
: I've got thirteen! Dr. Einstein
: No, Johnny, twelve - don't brag. Jonathan Brewster
: Thirteen! There's Mr. Spinalzo and the first one in London, two in Johannesburg, one in Sydney, one in Melbourne, two in San Francisco, one in Phoenix, Arizona... Dr. Einstein
: Phoenix? Jonathan Brewster
: The filling station... Dr. Einstein
: Filling station? Oh!
] Dr. Einstein
: Yes. Jonathan Brewster
: Then three in Chicago and one in South Bend. That makes thirteen. Dr. Einstein
: You cannot count the one in South Bend. He died of pneumonia! Jonathan Brewster
: He wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him! Dr. Einstein
: No, no, Johnny. You cannot count him. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies is just as good as you are!
: Where am I? Oh, here I am.
: [to Jonathon
] We got a hot stiff on our hands!
[after listening to Mortimer's description of a character in a play
] Dr. Einstein
: You know, you were right about that fellow. He wasn't very bright.
: You shouldn't have killed him. Just because he know something about us, what happens? Jonathan Brewster
: We come to him for help, and he tries to shake us down. Besides, he said I looked like Boris Karloff!
: Tonight, we are taking care of Mortimer. Dr. Einstein
: But, Johnny, not tonight. I'm sleepy. We'll do it tomorrow, or the next day. Jonathan Brewster
: Look at me, Doctor. You can see that it's got to be done, can't you? Dr. Einstein
: Yeah, I know that look. Jonathan Brewster
: It's a little late to dissolve our partnership. Dr. Einstein
: Okay, okay, Johnny. Okay, we'll do it. But the quick way, huh? The quick twist like in London. Jonathan Brewster
: No, Doctor. I think this calls for something special. I think, perhaps, the Melbourne method. Dr. Einstein
] No! Not the Melbourne method, please! Two hours!
: [pulling on surgical gloves
] And now doctor... we go to work! Dr. Einstein
: No, Johnny. I cannot operate without a drink! Jonathan Brewster
: Pull yourself together, doctor! Dr. Einstein
: I cannot pull myself together without a drink!
: Alright, Mr. President, we go to Panama. Teddy Brewster
: Bully, bully! Follow me, General. It's down south, you know. Dr. Einstein
: [hat falling across his eyes
] Well, Bon voyage!
: [showing Einstein a photo
] This is the picture I was telling you about, General. Here we are, both of us. President Roosevelt and General Goethals. That's me, General, and that's you. Dr. Einstein
: My how I've changed.
: [to Mortimer
] Look, when Johnny's in that mood, he's a madman! He's a maniac! And then things happen. Horrible things...
[draws finger across throat
: Are you leaving, Doctor? Dr. Einstein
: Yes, please.