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: Where I come from we treat ladies with respect! Connie
: Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'M A DUCK!
[Facing off in practice
: Great day for hockey, ain't it? Jesse
: Sure is, cowboy.
[Seeing Dwayne for the first time
: Yee-haw! How's everybody? Y'all ready to play some puck? Goldberg
: Hey, look, it's Hop-Along Gretzky!
: Take it easy, dont listen to him. Ken Wu
: Besides that guy will kill you. Goldberg
: Yea well just hold me back and act like im gonna kill him.
: What'd he say? Russ
: Something about a shrinking sphincter.
: Waiter I have too many forks... I only need one... Ya'll... It's just...
[Picks up lil' fork
: Hey, what's this lil' bitty one for?