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Greg Goldberg (Character)
from The Mighty Ducks (1992)

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D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)
Lester Averman: Here with us, Greg Goldberg, goaltender for Team USA. Greg, what's it gonna take to beat these feisty Icelanders, tonight?
Goldberg: I think it will take a supreme individual effort, by me, Greg Goldberg.

Coach Bombay: Hey. How are you feeling today, Goldberg?
Goldberg: Lean and mean!

Goldberg: Have no fear, Goldberg is here. Hey man there was nothin' on that. How 'bout a real shot? Hey Paison, meatballs are slowin' ya down? Hey uhh... how do you say in Italiano, wussy?

Lester Averman: Aw, I smell something.
Lester Averman, Goldberg, Jesse, Charlie, Adam: Goldberg!
Goldberg: It wasn't me!
Portman: [proudly] No, it was me!

[Seeing Dwayne for the first time]
Dwayne: Yee-haw! How's everybody? Y'all ready to play some puck?
Goldberg: Hey, look, it's Hop-Along Gretzky!

Dwayne: Take it easy, dont listen to him.
Ken Wu: Besides that guy will kill you.
Goldberg: Yea well just hold me back and act like im gonna kill him.

[Team USA is having an outside class with Michelle McKay]
Michele MacKay: Ancient Greece was the beginning of Western civilization. You see in Greece, they didn't have professional sports or Wheaties boxes, so the athletes competed for another reason. Anybody?
Goldberg: Falafels?

Coach Bombay: We have a goalie, Goldberg.
Goldberg: Alright, bring 'em, man! I'm ready for this. Show 'em what you got. I'm the man! I'm the man!
[falls into leg split]
Goldberg: Ohh! Uh. Uh, help.

The Mighty Ducks (1992)
Goldberg: Be careful man, it almost hit me that time!
Charlie Conway: Goldberg, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you.
Goldberg: Does that sound stupid to anyone else?

[Coach Bombay has taped Goldberg to the goal]
Goldberg: My mother is not gonna approve of this, Coach! She wants me to live to be Bar Mitzvah'd!
Gordon Bombay: This is your Bar Mitzvah, Goldberg. Today, you become a man.
Goldberg: No. I think you've got the ceremonies mixed up. This is more like a CIRCUMCISION.

Gordon Bombay: Is there a goalie?
Goldberg: Only for a little while. I'm moving back to Philly with my mom.
Gordon Bombay: Thank you for sharing that.

Goldberg: [the team leaves him tied to the net] Hey, guys! Excuse me, guys, you gotta untie me now! Ha ha! Good joke. Very funny. I like it. No joke, c'mon, guys.
[starts skating with the net still attached]
Goldberg: Hey, coach! Coach, c'mon, don't leave me hanging like this! Coach, don't make me come after you, coach!

Goldberg: [after Bombay ties him to the net] My mother would not approve of this, coach. She'd like to live to be Bar Mitzvahed.
Gordon Bombay: This is your Bar Mitzvah, Goldberg. Today, you will become a man.
Goldberg: Coach, I think you got the ceremonies mixed up. It's more like a circumcision!

D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)
Goldberg: It's not enough that I get shot at on the ice, now I have to worry about getting nailed off the ice. Why am I always getting shot at?
Fulton: You're a goalie, dude. Deal.

Goldberg: Great, now I have to worry about being nailed off the ice as well. Why am I always getting shot at?
Fulton: You're a goalie, dude, deal.
Goldberg: Thanks, Fulton, real sensitive.
Fulton: You're welcome.

Coach Orion: Goldberg, when's the last time you practiced?
Goldberg: Well, we don't really practice per say. We either play or... play around.

Charlie Conway: Goldberg! Gold! I knew you could do it!
Goldberg: Don't ever do that to me again!
Charlie Conway: Goldberg you scored. We win!