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Tweedledum (Character)
from Alice in Wonderland (2010/I)

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Alice in Wonderland (1951)
Tweedle Dum: If you think we're waxworks, you ought to pay, you know.
Tweedle Dee: Contrariwise, if you think we're alive you ought to speak to us.
Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee: That's logic.

Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum: [singing together] How do ya do and shake hands, shake hands, shake hands. How do ya do and shake hands and state your name and business.
[both spoken]
Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum: That's manners!

Alice in Wonderland (1999) (TV)
Tweedledee: I was an advisor to the British army.
Tweedledum: I advised them not to take him, but they wouldn't listen.

Tweedledee: Well, all's well that ends well...
Tweedledum: What is THAT?
[points at a broken rattle]

"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland: Bad Blood (#1.7)" (2013)
The Red Queen: Keep looking. He can't have just vanished.
Tweedle #2: Actually, isn't vanishing one of the things that genies can do?
The Red Queen: Shut up!

Tweedle #2: Have you considered the possibility that he didn't survive the fall?
The Red Queen: Have you considered the possibility that you're a lazy imbecile?
Tweedle #2: Is that a rhetorical question?

Alice in Wonderland (2010/I)
The Mad Hatter: Rise up against the bloody red queen.
The Mad Hatter: [Hatter looks scornfully at her]
The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, Dodo Bird, White Rabbit, Tweedledee, Tweedledum: Down with the bloody big head!

"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland: Home (#1.8)" (2013)
Tweedle #2: It's my brother.
The Red Queen: Darling, your sibling rivalry doesn't interest me.
Tweedle #2: I fear he may have done a bad thing.
The Red Queen: Considering both of your mental limitations, I'm not sure it's something I need to worry about.

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)
Bayard: [after Alice falls from the sky and into a flower bed, her Underland friends surround and greet her] Alice.
White Rabbit: [hops up to Alice and hugs her arm] Alice! Thank goodness you're finally here!
March Hare: It's that girl again!
Tweedledee: Alice! You're back!
[the Bandersnatch roars his greeting and pants, smiling at Alice]
Mallymkun: [to the Bandersnatch] Don't be nice to her. She's late.
Alice Kingsleigh: Have I come at a bad time?
White Queen: On the contrary. We were afraid you weren't coming at all.
Alice Kingsleigh: What's the matter?
White Rabbit: The Hatter's the matter.
Tweedledee: Or the matter of the Hatter.
Tweedledum: The former.
Tweedledee: No, the latter.
White Queen: [rolls her eyes] Tweedles.
[gives them a look as if to say, "Get to the point, please."]
Tweedledee: [in unison with Tweedledum] He's mad.
Alice Kingsleigh: The Hatter?
[the Tweedles nod]
Alice Kingsleigh: Yes, I know.
[climbs out of the flower bed and pulls her hair back in a half-up style]
Alice Kingsleigh: That's his muchness. That's what makes him so... him.
Tweedledee: But he's grown darker. Less dafter.
Tweedledum: Denies himself laughter.
Cheshire Cat: [appears in the tree above them] And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile. We rather hoped YOU might help us save him.