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Stitch (Character)
from Lilo & Stitch (2002)

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Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Stitch: [while using a VW Beetle to defend himself against attackers] Blue punch buggy... no punch-back!

Stitch: Aloha!
Gantu: Ah! You're vile; you're foul; you're flawed!
Stitch: Also cute and fluffy!

Jumba: WHAT? After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?
Stitch: [alien language] Ih.
Jumba: Fine!
Pleakley: "Fine"? You're doing what he says?
Jumba: He's very persuasive!

Captain Gantu: Abomination!
Stitch: Stupid-head!

Stitch: Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Jumba: Come on, what's the big deal?
Stitch: [in alien language] Oongatish mista!
Jumba: I'll put you back together again... I'll make you taller, and not so fluffy!
[whips plates at Stitch, frisbee style]
Stitch: I like fluffy!
[after there is a ring of holes around Stitch]
Stitch: [in alien language] Ah, Pooama Chicky!
Jumba: Ach! Leave my mother out of this!

Stitch: Aloha!

Jumba: Yes, yes, that's it, come quietly.
Stitch: W-... waiting.
Jumba: For what?
Stitch: Family.
Jumba: Ah. You don't have one. I made you.
Stitch: Maybe... I could...
Jumba: You are built to destroy. You can never belong.

Lilo: You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?
[Stitch builds a city out of what he finds in Lilos room]
Lilo: Wow. San Francisco.
[Stitch begins to destroy the city like the monster in "Earth vs. the Spider", picking up a toy car]
Stitch: [as car passengers] "Eeeeeek! Save me!"
Lilo: No more caffeine for you.

[Stitch and Jumba are tossing a jammed up gun back and forth]
Stitch: Merry Christmas.
Jumba: It's not Christmas.
Stitch: Happy Channukah!
Jumba: It's not Channukah!
[Pleakley scoops up Lilo and carries her away from the house]
Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?
Pleakley: Trust me, this is not gonna end well!
Jumba: One potato!
Stitch: Two potato!
Jumba: Three potato!
Stitch: Four!
Jumba: Five potato!
Stitch: Six potato!
Jumba: Seven potato more!
Stitch: My...
Jumba: mother...
Stitch: told...
Jumba: me...
Stitch: you...
Jumba: are...
Jumba: Ha! I win!
[gun explodes in his hands]

Lilo: You came back.
Stitch: Nobody gets left behind.

Nani: Okay, talk. I know you had something to do with this. Now, where's Lilo? Talk! I know you can.
Stitch: [reveals his alien form] Okay, okay.
[Nani freaks and smacks him down with a tree branch]

Lilo: Don't leave me, okay?
Stitch: Okay.

Grand Councilwoman: Experiment 626. Give us a sign you understand any of this. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.
[Stitch clears his throat; the council members listen in anticipation]
Stitch: Meega, nala kwishta!
[the entire council gasps in horror]
Grand Councilwoman: [horrified] So... naughty!
[Stitch laughs maniacally]
Jumba: I didn't teach him that!

Lilo: Hello? Are there any animals in here?
[Stitch appears]
Lilo: Hi!
Stitch: H... h... hi!
[Hugs her]
Lilo: Wow!

Grand Councilwoman: [the Grand Councilwoman is yelling at Jumba] YOU! You're the cause of all this! If it hadn't been for your Experiment 626, none of this...
Stitch: [interrupting] Stitch!
Grand Councilwoman: What?
Stitch: My name, Stitch.
Grand Councilwoman: [Dismissive] Stitch then. If it wasn't for Stitch...
[turns to look at Stitch, surprised]
Stitch: Does Stitch have to go in the ship?
Grand Councilwoman: Yes...
Stitch: Can Stitch say goodbye?
Grand Councilwoman: Yes.
Stitch: Thank you.
Grand Councilwoman: [to Nani and Lilo] Who are you?
Stitch: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good.

Stitch: [looking at Lilo's storybook. the picture says 'I'm lost!'] L-lo-lost... I'm lost.

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (2005) (V)
Lilo: [chicken walks by] That's it. I got it! Elvis is trying to tell us to do a hula about a chicken!
Stitch: [sits Lilo down] No, he's not.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: [approaches containment chamber] Oh, can it be? Have I done it?
Stitch: [uncurls, looks around] Ooh...
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: So cute. So fluffy, even.
[Jumba stares into glass, Stitch sniffs around]
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Where did I go wrong?
Stitch: [Stitch growls, jumps wildly around glass]
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Ha-ha-ha, what a relief.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: I've got a surprise for you. Close your eyes.
[Stitch pops one eye open]
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Ah! No peaking! He cheats already. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Stitch: Aw, jiggiebig!

Stitch: [Lilo's finger is about a few inches away from Stitch] You're touching me!
Lilo: I'm not touching you.

Stitch: Uh-oh. Badness coming on.

Lilo: This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii.
Stitch: [Sniffs bench] Oh, yeah. That's him.
[They sit on bench]
Lilo: I can't believe it. My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.

Stitch: Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy!

Agent Pleakley: [Pleakley enters the living room, wering a woman's hat, an orange wig, and a blue-and-purple floral print dress] Where is she? Whe-ere is she?
Stitch: Wow.
Kumu: Ai kapulu.
Agent Pleakley: There's our precious little angel, who must be the victim of a huge misunderstanding.
Nani: [worriedly] Oh no, no...
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Where is she?
Nani: Jumba, what are you doing?
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Don't worry, the cavalry has arrived, heh. There she is!
[Nani tries to stop Jumba]
Nani: No, no, no, no...
Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Please, somebody give this kid gold star, she's so good!
[Jumba gives Lilo and Pleakley a group hug]
Agent Pleakley: [Pleakley shakes Kumu's hand] I don't believe we've met. This is Uncle Jumba, and I'm... Auntie Pleakley, enchanté.
Nani: On second thought, Kumu, I think we should talk outside.
Agent Pleakley: It's not polite to interrupt your auntie.

Leroy & Stitch (2006) (V)
Stitch: Aloha!
Grand Councilwoman: Captain Stitch, the Counsel has - you have coconut cake on your uniform.
Stitch: Sorry.
[takes his shirt and licks it off]

[confronting Hämsterviel at Jumba's lab]
Stitch: Aloha, gerbil boy.

"Lilo & Stitch: The Series: Mr. Stenchy: Experiment 254 (#1.4)" (2003)
Stitch: [ready to fight] Agata!
625: Aww, do we have to do this now? I just ate!
Stitch: [moving toward him] Agata!
625: Gantu! Trog in the house!
[Stitch throws him]
625: I could do that move too, if I wasn't so bloated.

"Lilo & Stitch: The Series: Bonnie & Clyde: Experiments #149 & #150 (#1.36)" (2004)
Jumba: Since buggy was stolen, you'll need another form of transportation.
Pleakley: [Pulls back cover to reveal vehicle] A federation police cruiser?
Stitch: The red one!
Jumba: [laughs] Ii. Is the one 626 took on his original escape to earth.