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: Aloha! Gantu
: Ah! You're vile; you're foul; you're flawed! Stitch
: Also cute and fluffy!
: Abomination! Stitch
] Grand Councilwoman
: Read the charges. Gantu
: Doctor Jumba Jookiba, you stand before this council accused of illegal genetic experimentation! Grand Councilwoman
: How do you plead? Jumba
: Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries. Grand Councilwoman
: We believe you actually... created something. Jumba
: Created something? Hah! But that would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever...
[Stitch is revealed
: ...make... more than one.
: What is that monstrosity? Jumba
: Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and lift objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct... to destroy everything he touches! Ha ha ha ha! Grand Councilwoman
: So it IS a monster. Jumba
: Eh, just a little one.
: Place that idiot scientist under arrest. Jumba
: I prefer to be called "Evil Genius".
[after being bitten by Stitch
] Captain Gantu
: Uh... Does this look infected to you?
: [as the ship jolts
] What was that? Second Alien
: I... don't think he's on the ship anymore... Alien
: Confirmed! He's taken a police cruiser. Second Alien
: Yeah... he took the red one.
: Uncomfortable? Aw. Good! The council has sentenced you to exile on a desert asteroid. So relax, enjoy the trip... and don't get any ideas. These guns are locked onto your genetic signature. They won't shoot anyone but you.
: And as for that abomination, it is the flawed product of a deranged mind. It has no place among us. Captain Gantu, take him away. Gantu
: With pleasure.
[Gantu is asked who Lilo is
: A little Earth girl who can be a huge pain in the rear.
Additional Voices (Experiment 625
: Hey Gantu, how about a sandwhich? Gantu
: I don't want a sandwich! Additional Voices (Experiment 625
: You sure? Last of the bologna. Gantu
: I don't like bologna!
[grasping his abdomen
: Too fatty.
Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel
: Any second now, you'll hear his tortured cries of regret: "Please let me out, I'll tell you everything!" Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel
: Any second now, his pathetic screaming, begging for mercy. Any second, should be right about... now! Gantu
: I don't hear anything. Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel
: Shut up, I can't hear! Gantu
, Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel
: [Gantu and Hamsterviel enter the room
] Huh? Dr. Jumba Jookiba
: [Experiment 625 is eating from a stack of sandwiches
] Funny thing, 625 has all powers of 626, even has advanced language programming; unfortunately, he is also lazy coward, heh heh heh, but makes great sandwiches. Experiment 625
: Ham or tuna? Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel
: Grr, I am irked!
Experiment 625 - Reuben
: Your gonna miss my egg salad! Captain Gantu
: Not enough mayonnaise and too much dillweed. Experiment 625 - Reuben
: What did you call me?
Dr. Jacques Von Hämsterviel
: I think that went very well, don't you? Captain Gantu
: Actually, I think... Dr. Jacques Von Hämsterviel
: I did not ask what you think! Captain Gantu
: But you did... Dr. Jacques Von Hämsterviel
: That was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is? Captain Gantu
: Yes, I believe it's... Dr. Jacques Von Hämsterviel
: That was a rhetorical question too!
: I could ride in the backety-back.
: What is that? Gantu
: It's a little beddie weddie for his little nappie wappie poo. 625
: I think I'm going to be sickie wickie poo. Gantu
: You're not jealous are you? 625
: Jealous! No! All this sugar just makes me queasy.
: [Last lines, to 626
] I'll get you, you little trog!