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: [Nani sees Pleakley and Jumba arrest Stitch
] Don't interact with her.
[They turn their backs on Nani
: Where's Lilo? Jumba
[Pleakley hits Jumba
: What? Nani
: Lilo. My sister. Jumba
: Uh... sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh... Nani
: Lilo! She's a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING! Jumba
] We know her. Nani
: Bring... her... back. Pleakley
: Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources. Jumba
: See, problem is, we're just here for him. Nani
: So she's gone? Pleakley
: Look at the bright side. You won't have to yell at anyone anymore.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: Heard you lost your job. Nani
: Well... I just quit that job, because the hours are just not conducive to raising a child...
[Stitch hits Cobra in the face with a ball
: Hey! Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: What is that? Lilo
: That's my puppy. Mr. Cobra Bubbles
] Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot tolerate you being jobless. Do I make myself clear? Nani
: Perfectly. Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: And next time I see that dog, I want him to be a model citizen. Capisce? Lilo
: Uh... yes? Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: New job. Model citizen.
[Puts on sunglasses; one of the lenses pops off
] Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: Good day.
: Lilo! There you are, honey face! This is Mr..."Bubbles". Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: Nice to meet you. Lilo
: Your knuckles say "cobra"..."Cobra Bubbles"... you don't *look* like a social worker. Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: I'm a special classification. Lilo
: Did you ever kill anyone? Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you... happy? Lilo
: I'm adjusted.
[Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back
: I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street... and take long naps...
[Nani pumps her fist in triumph
: and get disciplined? Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: Disciplined? Lilo
: Yeah! She disciplines me real good.
[Nani holds out here hand in "stop" gesture
: Sometimes five times a day! With bricks! Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: Bricks? Lilo
: Uh huh... in a pillow case... Nani
: Okay, that's enough sugar for you! Why don't you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty? Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.
: [talking on the phone
] I think it might be a koala... an *evil* koala. I can't even pet it! It keeps *staring* at me, like it's gonna eat me!
: We're a broken family, aren't we? Nani
: No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you. Lilo
: We're sisters. It's our job. Nani
: Yeah, well, from now on... Lilo
: I like you better as a sister than a mom. Nani
: Yeah? Lilo
: [on the verge of tears
] And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?
: A falling star... I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!
[Pushes Nani out of her room
: Can't you go any faster? Nani
: Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!
[Nani begins to fall on Lilo
: No, it's not! Nani
: Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday! Lilo
: You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?
: Oh yes, mm-hmm, all of our dogs are adoptable.
[Lilo walks in with Stitch
] Rescue Lady
: Except that one! Nani
: What is that thing? Rescue Lady
: A dog, I think... But it was dead this morning! Nani
: It was dead this morning? Rescue Lady
: Well we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck!
: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me? Nani
: Nah. The manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. Lilo
: I knew it!
: Did you catch fire again? David
: No, just the stage.
: You are so finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push "puree," then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, "Mmmm, this is great, what's your secret?" I'm gonna say...
[Mr. Bubbles hooks his foot around hers and pulls her away from the dog-door
: ...Love... and... nurturing...
: Oh, you are such a pain. Lilo
: Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?
[she starts to walk up the stairs going up to her room
: At least a rabbit would behave better than you! Lilo
: Good! Then you'll be happy 'cause it'll be smarter than me, too! Nani
: And quieter! Lilo
: You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like YOU!
[Lilo slams her bedroom door
] Go to your ROOOOOOOOMMM! Lilo
: I'm already in my room!
[Slams the door, Nani grabs a pillow and screams into it, in her room, Lilo screams into her own pillow, then flops down onto the bed
[meeting the social worker after damaging his car
: Hi... uh... you must be, the, uh... Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: The "stupidhead." Nani
: Oh. Ohhhh! Oh, you know, I'm *really* sorry about that, and if I had known who you were, of course I never would've... I can pay for that. Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: It's a rental. Are you the guardian in question? Nani
: Yes. I'm Nani, nice to meet you Mr... Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: Bubbles. Nani
: Mr. Bubbles? That's a strange... Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: Yes, I know. Are you going to invite me in, Nani?
: CIA? Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: Former. Saved the planet once. Convinced an alien race mosquitoes were an endangered species.
: Why didn't you wait at school? You were supposed to wait *there*! Lilo! Do you not understand? Do you *want* to be taken away? Answer me! Lilo
: No! Nani
: No, you don't understand? Lilo
: No! Nani
: No, what? Lilo
[slumps down on the floor
[after they wipe out while surfing
: What happened? Nani
: Some lolo must have stuffed us in the barrel.
: You smell like a lawn mower.
: We need something that can defend itself. Something that won't die. Something... sturdy... you know? Lilo
: Like a lobster! Nani
: Lilo, Lilolo! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We are getting a dog!
: Okay, talk. I know you had something to do with this. Now, where's Lilo? Talk! I know you can. Stitch
: [reveals his alien form
] Okay, okay.
[Nani freaks and smacks him down with a tree branch
: [after Stitch chews on his head
] All is well! Please go about your business! I'm okay! Nani
: Uh, your head looks... swollen. Jumba
: Actually, she's just ugly. Pleakley
: [laughing nervously
] Oh, he's joking. Ugly - Look at me!
: I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. Lilo
: Tuesdays and bank holidays would be good.
: [as Cobra holds her, she explains the explosion
] One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face. Nani
: [runs to take Lilo
] Oh, Lilo.
[Cobra places Lilo in the car and closes the door
: Please don't do this. Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: You know I have no choice. Nani
: No! You're not taking her! I'm the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won't stand a chance! Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: You're making this harder than it needs to be. Nani
: But you don't know what you're doing! She needs me! Mr. Cobra Bubbles
: [points to the exploded house
] IS THIS WHAT SHE NEEDS? It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you.
: [Nani is taking Stitch outside
] He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about "ohana"? Nani
: He hasn't been here that long! Lilo
: Neither have I. Dad said "ohana" means family.
: "Ohana" means family. Family means... Lilo
: ...nobody gets left behind. Lilo
: Or...? Nani
: ...or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use "ohana" against me.
: I'm sure my sister is very sorry and *didn't* mean it. Lilo
: Very sorry. Nani
: See? Lilo
: But I did mean it. Nani
: Lilo! Lilo
: Next time, Myrtle's goin' down! She's goin' *way* down! Nani
: No more pro-wrestling for you!
: [to Jumba who is sneaking off
] And no crop circles! Dr. Jumba Jookiba
] Aww, all the other aliens get to make them
: David! You remember my AUNT Pleakley and UNCLE Jumba, right? David Kawena
: Uhm. Nani
: [sotto, singsong voice
] Say something. David Kawena
: Uhh... nice hat? Agent Pleakley
: Why thank you, DAVID. See? Uncle Jumba said it made me look top-heavy! Dr. Jumba Jookiba
: Aunt Pleakley wanted the truth! Agent Pleakley
: What we want and what we need are two entirely different things. You know what they say, men are from Mars and women are from Venus, though actually, in our case...
: Sorry, can't help you. I have a full day of Earth research ahead of me. Nani
: You mean watching talk shows and reading gossip magazines? Agent Pleakley
: Yeah. It really takes it out of ya.
: I think I should drive. Nani
: Two eyes, my car, I'm driving!
: And why are you wearing my favourite T-shirt? It's not even your colour.
: Lilo, it is so past your bedtime!
[wild goose chase ensues, ending with Lilo running upstairs to bed
: And don't forget to brush your teeth!