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Lilo (Character)
from Lilo & Stitch (2002)

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Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Lilo: Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!

Lilo: [explaining the death of her parents to Stitch] It was raining, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them? I know that's why you wreck things, and push me.

Lilo: I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face...

Lilo: [creating voodoo dolls of her playmates] My friends need to be punished.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Heard you lost your job.
Nani: Well... I just quit that job, because the hours are just not conducive to raising a child...
[Stitch hits Cobra in the face with a ball]
Nani: Hey!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: What is that?
Lilo: That's my puppy.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Really?
[Adjusts neck]
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot tolerate you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?
Nani: Perfectly.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: And next time I see that dog, I want him to be a model citizen. Capisce?
Lilo: Uh... yes?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: New job. Model citizen.
[Puts on sunglasses; one of the lenses pops off]
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Good day.

Lilo: It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.
[Stitch throws a convulsive fit]
Lilo: Are you okay?

Nani: Lilo! There you are, honey face! This is Mr..."Bubbles".
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Nice to meet you.
Lilo: Your knuckles say "cobra"..."Cobra Bubbles"... you don't *look* like a social worker.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: I'm a special classification.
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you... happy?
Lilo: I'm adjusted.
[Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back]
Lilo: I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street... and take long naps...
[Nani pumps her fist in triumph]
Lilo: and get disciplined?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?
Lilo: Yeah! She disciplines me real good.
[Nani holds out here hand in "stop" gesture]
Lilo: Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
Lilo: Uh huh... in a pillow case...
Nani: Okay, that's enough sugar for you! Why don't you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.

Lilo: Leave me alone to diiiiie.

Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna!
Lilo: Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: [hysterical] It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo: [calmly] Pudge controls the weather.

Lilo: Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys... But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we'd raise you to be good.

Lilo: We're a broken family, aren't we?
Nani: No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.
Lilo: We're sisters. It's our job.
Nani: Yeah, well, from now on...
Lilo: I like you better as a sister than a mom.
Nani: Yeah?
Lilo: [on the verge of tears ] And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?

Lilo: A falling star... I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!
[Pushes Nani out of her room]
Lilo: Can't you go any faster?
Nani: Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!
[Nani begins to fall on Lilo]
Lilo: No, it's not!
Nani: Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday!
Lilo: You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?

Lilo: [Sitting at a table with Stitch] David! I got a new dog!
David: Auwe... You sure it's a dog?
Lilo: Uh huh... He used to be a collie before he got ran over.

Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nani: Nah. The manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
Lilo: I knew it!

Lilo: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
David: She thinks it's fancy?

Lilo: Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one... is dancing!

Rescue lady: You have to think of a name for him.
Lilo: His name is... "Stitch."
Rescue lady: But that's not a real name...
[Nani gesturing "NO"]
Rescue lady: in... Iceland. But here it's a good name! "Stitch" it is.

Nani: Oh, you are such a pain.
Lilo: Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?
[she starts to walk up the stairs going up to her room]
Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
Lilo: Good! Then you'll be happy 'cause it'll be smarter than me, too!
Nani: And quieter!
Lilo: You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like YOU!
[Lilo slams her bedroom door]
Nani: [screaming] Go to your ROOOOOOOOMMM!
Lilo: I'm already in my room!
[Slams the door, Nani grabs a pillow and screams into it, in her room, Lilo screams into her own pillow, then flops down onto the bed]

[Stitch is running away]
Lilo: "'Ohana" means "family." "Family" means "no one gets left behind." But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you though.
[looking at her picture of her dead parents]
Lilo: I remember everyone that leaves.

Lilo: You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?
[Stitch builds a city out of what he finds in Lilos room]
Lilo: Wow. San Francisco.
[Stitch begins to destroy the city like the monster in "Earth vs. the Spider", picking up a toy car]
Stitch: [as car passengers] "Eeeeeek! Save me!"
Lilo: No more caffeine for you.

Lilo: Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Aliens are all about rules.
Grand Councilwoman: You look familiar.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: CIA. Roswell. 1973.
Grand Councilwoman: Ah, yes. You had hair then.

Myrtle Edmonds: [regarding the bite mark Lilo gave her] Does this look infected to you?
Lilo: Yeah!
Myrtle Edmonds: You'd better not have rabies.
Girl: If you have rabies, the doctors are gonna have to cut...
Lilo: Are you playing dolls?
[the others hide their dolls]
Myrtle Edmonds: You don't have a doll.
Lilo: [pulls a strange looking rag doll from her backpack] This is Scrump.
[other girls gasp in horror]
Lilo: I made her. But her head is too big, so I pretended that a bug laid eggs in her ear, and she's upset because she has only a few more days to...
[notices that all the other girls are gone; She throws Scrump on the floor and walks away, then returns for Scrump]

Nani: Why didn't you wait at school? You were supposed to wait *there*! Lilo! Do you not understand? Do you *want* to be taken away? Answer me!
Lilo: No!
Nani: No, you don't understand?
Lilo: No!
Nani: No, what?
Lilo: Noooo!
[slumps down on the floor]

[after they wipe out while surfing]
Lilo: What happened?
Nani: Some lolo must have stuffed us in the barrel.

Lilo: This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.

[Stitch and Jumba are tossing a jammed up gun back and forth]
Stitch: Merry Christmas.
Jumba: It's not Christmas.
Stitch: Happy Channukah!
Jumba: It's not Channukah!
[Pleakley scoops up Lilo and carries her away from the house]
Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?
Pleakley: Trust me, this is not gonna end well!
Jumba: One potato!
Stitch: Two potato!
Jumba: Three potato!
Stitch: Four!
Jumba: Five potato!
Stitch: Six potato!
Jumba: Seven potato more!
Stitch: My...
Jumba: mother...
Stitch: told...
Jumba: me...
Stitch: you...
Jumba: are...
Jumba: Ha! I win!
[gun explodes in his hands]

Lilo: You came back.
Stitch: Nobody gets left behind.

Nani: We need something that can defend itself. Something that won't die. Something... sturdy... you know?
Lilo: Like a lobster!
Nani: Lilo, Lilolo! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We are getting a dog!

Lilo: Don't leave me, okay?
Stitch: Okay.

Lilo: Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts!

Nani: I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.
Lilo: Tuesdays and bank holidays would be good.

Lilo: [praying] It's me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.

Lilo: [Stitch is tearing one of her paintings] No, that's from my blue period!

Lilo: Hello? Are there any animals in here?
[Stitch appears]
Lilo: Hi!
Stitch: H... h... hi!
[Hugs her]
Lilo: Wow!

Lilo: [to Nani] You're loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine!

Lilo: [as Cobra holds her, she explains the explosion] One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face.
Nani: [runs to take Lilo] Oh, Lilo.
[Cobra places Lilo in the car and closes the door]
Nani: Please don't do this.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: You know I have no choice.
Nani: No! You're not taking her! I'm the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won't stand a chance!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: You're making this harder than it needs to be.
Nani: But you don't know what you're doing! She needs me!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: [points to the exploded house] IS THIS WHAT SHE NEEDS? It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you.

Lilo: I got a new dog. His name is Stitch.
Myrtle Edmonds: That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw!
other girls: Yeeaahh!

Lilo: [Nani is taking Stitch outside] He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about "ohana"?
Nani: He hasn't been here that long!
Lilo: Neither have I. Dad said "ohana" means family.
[Nani stops]
Lilo: "Ohana" means family. Family means...
Lilo, Nani: ...nobody gets left behind.
Lilo: Or...?
Nani: ...or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use "ohana" against me.

Lilo: Oh, my camera's full again!
[Lilo holds up a Kodak film camera to Nani and then points towards the wall closest to her bed. Lilo has made a large collage of photographs of morbidly obese tourists on the beaches of Hawaii, and there are over a hundred that nearly take up the entire wall]
Lilo: Aren't they beautiful?
[Nani makes a face, looking creeped-out]

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (2005) (V)
Lilo: [chicken walks by] That's it. I got it! Elvis is trying to tell us to do a hula about a chicken!
Stitch: [sits Lilo down] No, he's not.

Nani: I'm sure my sister is very sorry and *didn't* mean it.
Lilo: Very sorry.
Nani: See?
Lilo: But I did mean it.
Nani: Lilo!
Lilo: Next time, Myrtle's goin' down! She's goin' *way* down!
Nani: No more pro-wrestling for you!

Lilo: What if I mess up? And Myrtle laughs at me? And I get mad? And I *pound* her?

Stitch: [Lilo's finger is about a few inches away from Stitch] You're touching me!
Lilo: I'm not touching you.

Lilo: You're my ohana, Stitch, and I'll always love you.

Lilo: This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii.
Stitch: [Sniffs bench] Oh, yeah. That's him.
[They sit on bench]
Lilo: I can't believe it. My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.

"Lilo & Stitch: The Series: Baby-Fier: Experiment #151 (#1.35)" (2004)
Lilo: [to baby Nani in dryer] Nani! How many times have you told me not to play in the dryer!

Lilo: Jumba, quit playing with Jumba's computer, you're going to wreck it!

Lilo: [Jumba's found the antidote recipe on his laptop] But how did...
Baby Jumba: [laugh] Evil genius child prodigy.

"Lilo & Stitch: The Series: Mr. Stenchy: Experiment 254 (#1.4)" (2003)
Lilo: You're cuter than anything on Earth. Except maybe a potato bug.

Jumba: Am going to make a rocket and tonight, we blast him into space!
Lilo: But I need him to go to the FHGH tea party.
Jumba: [sigh] Fine. Go to alphabet party. But as soon as rocket's ready, we'll blast him into space.

"Lilo & Stitch: The Series: Spike: Experiment #319 (#2.1)" (2004)
Hula Teacher: Where is the Eiffel Tower located?
Teresa: [giving the answer to Mertle but becomes dumb after spike hugs her] In the bathroom!
Mertle: In the bathroom.
Lilo: Paris France.

Hula Teacher: Where is the Eiffel Tower located?
Teresa: [giving the answer to Mertle but becomes dumb after spike hugs her] In the bathroom!
Mertle: In the bathroom.
Lilo: Paris, France.

"Lilo & Stitch: The Series: Morpholomew: Experiment #316 (#2.13)" (2005)
Lilo: I don't want to be stuck as Jake Long! He's some kind of wierdo who thinks he's hunting magical creatures!

Lilo: We have to get Experiment 316 back, or I'll be Jake Long, forever!

"Lilo & Stitch: The Series: Remmy: Expreriment #276 (#2.24)" (2006)
Lilo: [staring at a picture of her parents] I miss you.

Leroy & Stitch (2006) (V)
Lilo: Nani says aloha means hello and goodbye, but for us it usually means goodbye.