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: Where's the kid? Tito
: [coughs after nearly getting barbecued
] He must still be in the car, man!
[everyone watches as the limo departs
: Oh, that poor little kid. Dodger
: You were supposed to keep an eye on him, Tito! Tito
] Yeah. Well, it's hard to watch anything when you're getting barbecued, man!
: Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall.
: Hey, man, you're ugly! And you're uglier than him! And you're Ugly, Part Three! Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!
: What kind of work do we do anyway? Tito
: Investment banking, man. Didn't you read about us in the Wall Street Journal? Oliver
: Really? Francis
] Yes. Captains of Industry.
: [pulling out an old wallet
] Check it out. Francis
: Oh, shredded leather. Tito
: Shredded wha... What you talkin' about, man? That's a primo wallet, man. Francis
: Rubbish, you mean. Tito
: All right, that does it, Frankie, man! You insulted my pride, and this means death!
: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico de Tito. Georgette
: Get away from me, you little bug-eyed creep!
: It's newspaper burritos for breakfast again, man.
: Cool it, you guys. It's just a cat. Tito
: Mi madre, un gato! Francis
: Felis domesticus! Rita
: How did you find this place, cat? Oliver
: I-I was following this dog. Tito
: He's lying! He's lying! He's lying!... Rita
: [Kicks Tito
] Stop it, Tito. Francis
: And why would a cat follow a dog? Einstein
: Yeah! Oliver
: I just wanted some of the hot dogs I helped him get. Tito
: He's a spy, man! Come on, let's eat him! You're dead meat, kitty!
: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday. Dodger
: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after. Georgette
: It's not?
: It's *not*? Well *why* not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion! Dodger
: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys? Tito
: Very impressed!
: I don't have time for long goodbyes, but here's something to remember me by, baby.
[Tries to kiss Georgette; she hits him and he falls out the window
: Ooh, I think she likes me, man!
: Hey, keep it down, guys. The game's on. Tito
: Oh boy, Dodger. Tough dog have to get help from a CAT! Dodger
: Hey, Tito, uh, cool it, man. Tito
: Come on, let's see this big, bad kitty fight in action! Dodger
: Hey Tito, LOOK!
[Tito looks away, Dodger jumps on him
: [in the limo
] Forget Fagin, man. Let's take this baby to Atlantic City.
: Save me, save me Alonzo. Tito
: Hey, get off my back woman. I'm driving.
: Hey, hey, hey! There is a lady, Francis. Georgette
: Well, it's nice to see that one of you has some manners. Tito
: After you, my little croissant. Francis
: Good grief.
: Yo, Tito, hot wire! Tito
: Hey, no way, man! I've been barbecued too many times! Georgette
: Good luck, Alonzo. I'll be waiting. Tito
] Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to work we go...