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: I'm from the South. The Deep South.
: Popeye's chicken is fuckin' awesome! Demon
: Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!
: Are there boobs on my head? Nicky
: Yeah, big ones.
: Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?
: Nicky! Nicky
: Valerie! Valerie
: What are you doing? Nicky
: I think I'm floating. Valerie
: Why would you be floating? Nicky
: Maybe it's because of this cake I ate earlier.
: That's not me! That's that cockroach Tony Montana!
: [after going to heaven
] What is this? Is it Dad's birthday?
: So where did you meet Dad? Holly
: It was a long time ago at this heaven/hell mixer. Christa
: I remember that night. You had like four daiquiris.
: I'm going to kill you with my bare hands. Nicky
: I'm ready for ya'.
[Adrian punches Nicky
: I guess I wasn't ready.
: You mambo? Nicky
: No, I don't think so. Chubbs
: It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips, it's all in the hips...
: Get in the flask! Popeye's Cashier
: What're you talkin' about, man? Nicky
: I'm talkin' about an 8-piece, let's go!
: I never been to Earth, Dad! I never even slept over some other dude's house!
Jimmy the Demon
: You were gone ten seconds, what happened? Nicky
: I was hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal. Satan
: That was a train, son, don't stand in front of them. Nicky
: Well, I'll have to take a mulligan on this one.
: Good luck with the nipple rubbing! Nipples
: [rubbing nipples
] I don't need luck! I'm gooood!
: Hey, by the way, Nicky, check this out, what's Ozzy tryin' to say there? Nicky
: John, absolutely nothing, the blizzard always came straight with his messages, but wrap your minds around this, gentlemen.
[Pulls out a Chicago album
: I love this song.
[Nicky plays the album backwards -"I command you, in the name of Lucifer, to spill the blood of the innocent..."
: Oh my God, Chicago kicks ass!
: How can I win? Adrian is stronger and smarter than me. Holly
: Stronger? yes, Smarter? definitely. But, you have something that he doesn't have. Nicky
: A speech impediment?
: Yo, fossil-head! I got a bone to pick with you!
: You want a pillow fight, do ya? then let's let the feathers fly!
: Okay this is really creeping me out. My TV just exploded. Nicky
: Your damn right it exploded!... I mean, "really?"
: I'll beat you Adrian! Adrian
: You cant beat me Nicky, even the voice inside your head has a speech impediment
: You know, this cake tastes kind of funny. John
: Oh yeah, I dumped a fat sack of reefer into the mix. I thought I'd spice up the batch. Mr. Beefy
: Really? Nicky
: What's Reefer? Mr. Beefy
: About five Hundred bucks an ounce.
: [after preacher runs away screaming about burning up, Nicky turns to speak to Mr. Beefy
] I don't know what that guys problem is, it's freezing up here!
: Release the good.
[shoots rainbows out of hands and group of bunnies appear
: Yes, they're furry. Demon
: Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny!
: [speaking in Korean to vendors
] A thousand good mornings to you, my friends! Korean Vendor
: [speaking to wife in Korean
] You grab him, I'll punch him in the dick until he passes out. Korean Vendor
: [repeatedly in Korean
: [after being told he needs to die
] I'll just go to Heaven! Mr. Beefy
: Not if you do something bad right before you die! Townie
: I know! Cover Winkler in bees! You can do it! Nicky
: [sees Winkler covered with bee stings
] Sorry, Henry!
: I will eat your heart.