From The Princess Diaries
Mia, the-the three of us have to talk.
Oh, OK. Um, is there maybe something else about me and my life that just maybe I might want to know about? Um-oh no, are you two waiting to take me on a talk show somewhere and to let me know I have a twin sister who's a duchess?
Queen Clarisse Renaldi
You have a cousin who's a contessa. Fondly known as Bartholomew. Actually, we call him Pookie.