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: I loathe you! Nicholas Devereaux
: I loathe YOU! Mia Thermopolis
: I loathed you FIRST! Nicholas Devereaux
: [kisses Mia
: I'm Nick. Viscount Mabrey's nephew. Andrew Jacoby
: Ah, the chap who's trying to stage the palace coup. I'm Andrew Jacoby. Nice to meet you. Lilly Moscovitz
: [Thrusting out her hand to shake his
] Lilly Moscovitz, official best friend of future queen. I don't like you. Nicholas Devereaux
: Tell me your greatest desires. Mia Thermopolis
: Tell me a secret. Nicholas Devereaux
: Isn't that the same thing? Mia Thermopolis
: Almost, but anyone can see your desires. No one knows what's in your heart.
: [kneels before Mia
] If I may be so bold, I would like an audience with Your Highness. Mia Thermopolis
: [motions for him to go ahead
] What is your dilemma, young man? Nicholas Devereaux
: You are, in fact. I am in love with the Queen-to-be, and I am inquiring if she loves me, too. Mia Thermopolis
: Do you have a chicken for my table? Nicholas Devereaux
: No. No, my kitchen is out of chickens.
: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine. Mia Thermopolis
: The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy.
: [stepping on Nicholas's foot the first time
] Oh! Your foot, I'm so sorry, are you all right? Nicholas Devereaux
: Oh I'll survive, Your Highness, the fault was entirely my own. Mia Thermopolis
: Are you sure you don't want to exchange licenses and proof of insurances? Nicholas Devereaux
: No, no. These shoes were a little big anyway. The swelling should help them fit better.
: I haven't danced with you since your birthday. Mia Thermopolis
: That's a fact, not a secret. Nicholas Devereaux
: The secret is, I still want to.
: [after Mia angrily stomps on his foot
] It's alright, she always does that.
: Oh, well aren't you just... crafty. Do you want to know what else you were doing while you were doing your little lie dance? Nicholas Devereaux
: Lie dance? Mia Thermopolis
: Oh, yeah, that is exactly what you did. Nicholas Devereaux
: What is a lie dance?