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John (Character)
from Big Momma's House (2000)

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Big Momma's House (2000)
Malcolm Turner: I've seen a lot of scary shit in my days, but damn that was a lot of ass.
John: [while icing his balls] I think I need a splint or something.

John: Is that morphine in there? God, beats the hell out of aspirin.

John: I'm a married man, I'm not used to this much attention.

John: [on the phone] Yeah, he knows what he's doing.
John: [faces Malcolm immediately afterwards] What the hell are you doing?

John: I used to be married, but not anymore.
Sadie: [sympathetically] Is your wife with Jesus now?
John: Actually, the guy's name was pronounced "Hey-soos." He was the gardner, and one day I caught him spreading some fertilizer around the bedroom, if you know what I mean.