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: See this acorn? I'll throw it at you and turn you to stone! Madmartigan
: Ooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't! There's a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!
: Don't call me a peck! Madmartigan
: Oh, I'm sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!
: What are you doing? Madmartigan
: I found some blackroot. She loves it. Willow
: Blackroot? I'm the father of two children, and you never, ever give a baby blackroot. Madmartigan
: Well my mother raised us on it. It's good for you! It put's hair on your chest, right Sticks? Willow
: Her name is not Sticks! She's Elora Dannen, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!
: Did I really... Did I really say those things, last night, in your tent? Sorsha
: You said you loved me. Madmartigan
: I don't remember that. Sorsha
: You lied to me. Madmartigan
: No, I... I just wasn't myself last night. Sorsha
: I suppose my power enchanted you and you were helpless against it. Madmartigan
: Sort of. Sorsha
: Then what? Madmartigan
: It... went away. Sorsha
: Went away? "I dwell in darkness without you" and it *went away*?
: Well my mother raised me on blackroot. It's good for you. It puts hair on your chest, doesn't it, Sticks?
: What are you looking at? Madmartigan
: Your leg. I'd like to break it.
: I love you, Sorsha! Sorsha
: Stop saying that!
: What the hell happened up there? Willow
: You started spouting poetry. "I love you Sorsha! I worship you Sorsha!" You almost got us killed! Madmartigan
: "I love you Sorsha?" I don't love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her... Don't I?
: Fine, good! Then we go that way, to the lake! Rool
: [tapping Franjean's shoulder
] *That* way. Franjean
: You are drunk! And when you are drunk, you forget that I am in charge! Rool
: [in unison
] You are in charge. Fine, then which way do we go? Franjean
: THAT WAY! Madmartigan
: Oh, NO! That's the way I'm going! All right, all right, you can follow me as far as the lake. But that's it!
: You're not going south, are you?
: Wanna breed? Madmartigan
: [disguised as Hilda
] Tempting... but no.
: What are you going to look like if this works? Fin Raziel
: Don't interrupt. Madmartigan
: Sorry. Fin Raziel
: I'm a young beautiful woman. Madmartigan
: Concentrate, Willow!
: Here are her changing rags and her milk bladder. Madmartigan
: Any milk in there? Willow
: It's for *her*! Madmartigan
: I wouldn't steal from a *baby*! You worry too much, Peck. Meegosh
: It's Willow!
: That's magic? It smells terrible. Willow
: It's the life spark. It forms... Madmartigan
: Well, it stinks! This whole thing stinks!
] I guess I am gonna die here. Who cares? Willow
: [offers him a cup of water
] Here. Madmartigan
: [Immediately recovering
] Thanks, friend. Willow
: What's that?
[Sees a mass of soldiers on horses approaching
: I'd say two or three hundred horses, five or six wagons... and about a thousand fools.
: We need your help! Madmartigan
] My help? Why would you need my help? You're a *sorcerer*. Willow
: You're a great warrior! And a swordsman!... And you're ten times bigger than I am, stupid!
: Madmartigan, you never, ever drive that fast with an infant! Madmartigan
: I just saved that infant's life!
: Let me out of here, Airk. Give me a sword, I'll win this war for you. Airk
: I still serve Galadorn, remember? You serve no one. Just sit in your coffin and rot.
: I'll be around long after you're dead! When I get out of here, I'm gonna cut your head off and stick it on a pig pole!
: Well, looks like I got you here. Franjean
: You? What did you do? Rool
: All you did was hang around and eat our eggs.
: We found one of your babies in our village. Will you please take care of her? Airk
: We're going into battle, little ones. Find a woman to take care of her. Madmartigan
: He thought you *were* a woman, Airk!
: Burglekutt, you're troll dung! Madmartigan
: Don't let him talk to you that way, Burglekutt!
: [He and Willow have entered a fortress empty, save for petrified beings
] Why did I *listen* to you, Peck? "Everything will be all right once we get to Tir Asleen". Well, the only army around here is the one that will ride across this valley and wipe us out! Willow
: But Cherlindrea said we'd be safe here! Madmartigan
: Safe? Look at these people! This place is cursed, Peck. It's falling apart. Open your eyes. And it...
[Steps in a pile of troll dung
: I found a boat. We're all set. Madmartigan
: Good. Take these two lizards out and drown them. Rool
: Lizards? Who you calling lizards? Grrr! Grrr! Your mother was a lizard!
: [about Elora Dannen
] She is kinda cute... When she's quiet. Willow
: She's really a princess. Madmartigan
] Really? And you're a great sorcerer... And I'm the king of Cashmir. Go to sleep, Willow.
: Hey, Mumbo. Jumbo. I am hungry. Go get me some eggs or something. Franjean
: We are not afraid of you! Madmartigan
[Franjean and Rool race off
: Let me do that. Get away, rodents! Franjean
: Take your hand off that! You leave that alone you stupid, fat Daikini!
[Sorsha takes off her helmet, revealing her face and long hair, after Madmartigan has pushed her away from him when she tries to look under his robe for Elora Danan
: [still disguised as 'Hilda' and speaking in a falsetto
] You're... beautiful. Sorsha
: And you're very strong. Madmartigan
: Thank you... Sorsha
: You're no woman!
[she rips off Madmartigan's disguise
: Now, honey... Llug
: Not a woman? Barmaid
: Easy! Madmartigan
: Gentlemen... Llug
: *Not a woman?* Madmartigan
: ...meet Llug.
[he ducks just as Llug's punch knocks into the soldier holding him
: Ha ha ha! Madmartigan. What'd you do this time? Madmartigan
: Nothing you wouldn't have done in my place. Airk
: I always knew you'd end up in a crow's cage. Madmartigan
: Well, at least I'm not down there herding sheep.
: What's that? Madmartigan
: Smells like a battle. Willow
: I suppose you're a warrior. Madmartigan
: I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived. Say, um, can I have some of that water?
: Burglekutt, let me out of here. I'll take care of the baby, I swear. Just let me out of here... Please. Vohnkar, let me borrow that spear just for a minute. Well... Well at least give me some water. Burglekutt, don't leave me alone here with these two! UHH! Well that was really stupid, Peck.
: Get your hair out of my face or I'll chop it off.
[Willow and Madmartigan are freed from their cage. Madmartigan has just been sprayed with a love potion
: Come on, Madmartigan. Let's get Elora Dannan out of here. Madmartigan
: Yeah. It'll be fun!
: Want to breed? Madmartigan
: Tempting, but no.
: You're no woman! The Wench
: Now, honey, take it easy. Llug
: Not a woman? Madmartigan
: Gentleman. Llug
: Not a woman? Madmartigan
: Meet Llug.