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: Cheez Louise! Sailor, baby, you're really somethin'!
: That Johnnie is one clever detective. You know how clever? Sailor
: How clever? Lula
: He told me once he could find an honest man in Washington.
: This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top.
: Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom? Lula
: About fifty thousand times.
: One of these days the sun's gonna come up and burn a hole clean through the planet like a giant electrical x-ray. Sailor
: I wouldn't worry about that, Peanut. By then people'll prob'ly be drivin Buicks to the moon.
: Uh oh. Baby, you'd better get me back to that hotel. You got me hotter than Georgia asphalt.
: You got me hotter than Georgia asphalt.
: It's Night of the Livin' fuckin' Dead!
: I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head? Lula
: Uh... yeah, I guess. Bobby Peru
: I don't mean your head-head. I'm not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I'm just gonna piss in the toilet. Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.
: When'd you start smoking, Sail? Sailor
: I guess I started smoking when I was about... four. My momma was already dead then from lung cancer.
: [Sailor talking about Lula's Cousin Dell
] Too bad he couldn't visit that old Wizard of Oz, and get some good advice. Lula
: Too bad we all can't baby.