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: That Johnnie is one clever detective. You know how clever? Sailor
: How clever? Lula
: He told me once he could find an honest man in Washington.
: Rockin' good news.
: Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom? Lula
: About fifty thousand times.
: You look like a clown in that stupid jacket. Sailor
: This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom. Idiot Punk
: Asshole. Sailor
Bob Ray Lemon
: Marietta tells me you been tryin to fuck her in the toilet for the past ten minutes... How 'bout that, tryin to fuck your girl's mama... Tell me, what's that little cunt Lula think about that? Sailor
: One of these days the sun's gonna come up and burn a hole clean through the planet like a giant electrical x-ray. Sailor
: I wouldn't worry about that, Peanut. By then people'll prob'ly be drivin Buicks to the moon.
: [stumbling into men's room with a martini
] Yoo-hoo! Sailor boy! How would you like to fuck Lula's momma? Sailor
: Uh, no ma'am, I sure don't... Marietta Fortune
: Lula's momma would like to fuck you. Come on. Sailor
: Ms. Fortune, I really think you need a cup of coffee. I really do.
: Man, I had a boner with a capital "O".
: I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson in life.
: She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me..."Take a bite of Peach."
: Stab it and steer.
: [to Lula
] The way your head works is God's own private mystery.
: Those toenails dry yet, sweetheart? We got some dancin' to do.
: When'd you start smoking, Sail? Sailor
: I guess I started smoking when I was about... four. My momma was already dead then from lung cancer.
: Say cheese!
[Shoots bank employee
: Cool it man! Bobby Peru
: You're next... fucker!
[Sailor's gun doesn't fire
] Bobby Peru
: Those are... dummies... dummy!
: [Sailor talking about Lula's Cousin Dell
] Too bad he couldn't visit that old Wizard of Oz, and get some good advice. Lula
: Too bad we all can't baby.
: That ain't never will happen, baby. Least not in our lifetime.