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: [Quietly amused
] Calcifer? You're being so obedient. Calcifer
: Not on purpose! She bullied me! Howl
: Not just anybody can do that.
[Looks at Sophie
: And you are... who? Old Sophie
: Er, You can just call me Grandma Sophie. I'm your new cleaning lady. I just started work today.
: All right Calcifer, let's get cooking. Calcifer
: I don't cook! I'm a scary and powerful fire demon!
: Calcifer, move the castle sixty miles west.
: And while you're at it, make hot water for my bath. Calcifer
: Fine, like moving the castle isn't hard enough!
: Markl, make sure the cleaning lady doesn't get carried away while I'm gone. Markl
: Sophie, what did you do now?
: She almost smothered me! If I die, Howl dies too, I hope you know.
: You shouldn't keep flying around like that. Soon you won't be able to turn back into a human.
: I'm tired, make some hot water for my bath. Calcifer
: Not again!
: This war is terrible, they bomb from the southern coast to the northern border. It's all in flames now. Calcifer
: I can't stand the fire and gunpowder. Those dopey guys have absolutely no manners. Howl
: My own kind attacked me today. Calcifer
: Who? The Witch of the Wastes? Howl
: No, some hack wizards who turned themselves into monsters for the king. Calcifer
: Those wizards are going to regret doing that. They'll never change back into humans. Howl
: After the war, they won't recall they ever were human.
: Do you know what Madame Suliman said? She said that Howl's heart was stolen by a demon. Tell me now, what do you know? Calcifer
: I'm so sorry but that would be confidential information.
[Sophie removes Calcifer from the hearth
: No, No, No! Don't do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel! If you kick me out that door, the castle could collapse! Young Sophie
: They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst. Calcifer
: Yeah, but no-one really believes that. Come on, let's be honest.
[after Sofi puts a pan and bacon on Calcifer
: Here's another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.
: Are you the one moving this castle? Calcifer
: Of course I am! No one else does any work around here.
: You didn't have to come back, Calcifer. Calcifer
: Yeah, I kinda missed you guys, and it looks like it's gonna rain. Young Sophie
: I missed you too, Calcifer.
: Calcifer. Calcifer
: Sophie, I'm so tired. Young Sophie
: If I give Howl back his heart, what will happen to you? Calcifer
: I'll be okay if you do it, I think. I mean, you dumped water on me and Howl and we both survived. Young Sophie
: I'd better try then.
: The Witch of the Waste and Madame Sulliman's dog at my table? What possessed you to let them in my house Calcifer
: I didn't let them in here! Sophie crash landed her plane into my face! Howl
] Old Sophie
: Hmph! Howl
: I knew she'd make a great pilot!