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: That is not water. Egg Shen
: Black blood of the earth. Jack Burton
: Do you mean oil? Egg Shen
: I mean black blood of the earth.
: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion? Egg Shen
: Yeah. Jack Burton
: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it? Egg Shen
: Yeah! Jack Burton
: Good! Thought so.
: You will come out no more! Jack Burton
: What? Huh? What'll come out no more? Egg Shen
: Come on. Jack Burton
: Oh, my god, no. Please! What is that? Don't tell me! Egg Shen
: A guardian. What it sees, Lo Pan knows!
: Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do. Jack Burton
: Real things? Egg Shen
: As real as Lo Pan! Jack Burton
: Hey, what more can a guy ask for? Egg Shen
: Oh, the six-demon bag! Jack Burton
: Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg? Egg Shen
: Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!
: Okay. But if I'm gonna be your attorney, there are a few things that I have to know that, uh, still don't make any sense to me. Like, um, you really believe in magic? Egg Shen
: You mean Chinese black magic? Pinstripe lawyer
: Yes. Egg Shen
: Oh, absolutely. Pinstripe lawyer
: Are you still serious about this? And, uh, monsters and ghosts as well, I suppose? Egg Shen
: Oh, sure. And sorcery. Pinstripe lawyer
: And I suppose that, uh, you expect me to believe in sorcery as well? Egg Shen
: Of course! Pinstripe lawyer
: Why? Egg Shen
: Because it's real. Pinstripe lawyer
: How can I know that, Mr. Shen? Egg Shen
: How? Pinstripe lawyer
: Yes, how? Help me out here. Please, how?
[Shen raises his hands, and a small bolt of lightning jumps between his palms. The lawyer stares, open-mouthed
] Egg Shen
: See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small.
: Lo Pan is down there. Jack Burton
: Down where? Egg Shen
: Where is the universe?
[walking outside in the rain, Jack and Egg fight for control of the umbrella
] Wang Chi
: A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack. Egg Shen
: Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain!
] Pinstripe lawyer
: What I'd like to do today is get your version of what happened. Egg Shen
: Oh, you mean the truth. Pinstripe lawyer
: Of course. First, just state your name and your occupation for the record. Egg Shen
: Oh, Egg Shen. Bus driver.
: We take what we want and leave the rest, just like your salad bar.
: We're getting close, real close. And now for some more bad news... Ready?