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Ricki (Character)
from Gigli (2003)

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Gigli (2003)
Ricki: It's turkey time.
Larry Gigli: Huh?
Ricki: Gobble, gobble.

Larry Gigli: Don't tell me what we're supposed to do!
Ricki: How about this? You leave him alone or I'll kill you.
Larry Gigli: You'll kill me? Fuck you, go ahead!
Ricki: I'll kill you.
Larry Gigli: You don't tell me what to do, okay? Don't tell me what we might do, don't tell me what we're supposed to do, don't tell me what we maybe should do, don't ever tell me nothing!
Ricki: I'll tell you this. You leave him alone or I'll kill you.

Ricki: She thinks I'm beautiful.
Larry Gigli: Yeah, well, she's blind in one eye.

Larry Gigli: Lemme tell you something, in every relationship, there's a bull and a cow. It just so happens that in this relationship, right here with me and you, I'm the bull, you're the cow. Alright?
[Points to self]
Larry Gigli: Bull.
[Points to Ricki]
Larry Gigli: Cow. You got that?
Ricki: Yeah, I got it. Bull, cow.

Larry Gigli: If by some fuckin' miracle long shot you haven't heard of my reputation let me tell you who the fuck I am! I am the fuckin' Sultan of Slick, Sadie! I am the rule of fuckin' cool! You wanna be a gangster? You wanna be a thug? You sit at my fuckin' feet and gather the pearls that emanate forth from me! Because I'm the fuckin' original, straight-first-foremost, pimp-mack, fuckin hustler, original gangster's gangster!
Ricki: I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm gonna go get my stuff.

[last lines]
Ricki: Like your mother said, life's not always black and white. Sometimes you just never know.
Larry Gigli: Are you driving, or are you bullshitting?
Ricki: I'm driving.

Larry Gigli: What?
Ricki: You know, I bet you'd look great in some mascara.
Larry Gigli: I'm not sure how to take that.
Ricki: It's a compliment.

Larry Gigli: As far as the whole lesbian thing goes.
Ricki: Yeah?
Larry Gigli: If you do ever think about hoppin' the fence, promise you'll give me a call first.

Larry Gigli: Hey, you wanna turn that down?
High School Kid #1: You fucking turn it down.
Ricki: I don't think this is the best time to be drawing attention to ourselves.
Larry Gigli: Hey, Beavis, turn the fucking radio off.
High School Kid #1: What the fuck is your problem, bitch?
Larry Gigli: "Bitch"?
Ricki: You know what, creating a scene right now would be a bad thing.
High School Kid #1: Yeah, that's right. Why don't you come here so we can kick your ass.

Ricki: [to Larry] You know, I heard you were a bit of a fuck-up. But, frankly, I'm amazed at how much of a fuck-up you really are!

Ricki: [to Larry] I thought you wanted to be my bitch.

Ricki: In traditional Tai Moi Chai, there are five levels of digital orb extrusion.

Ricki: So this is where you grew up?
Larry Gigli: You writin' a book?