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: I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt *on*.
: I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.
: [at the waterhole
] Hey, Ping. Mulan
: Oh, hi, guys. I didn't know you were here. I was just washing, so now I'm clean, and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye! Ling
: Come back here! I knew we were jerks to you before, so, let's start over. Hi, I'm Ling. Chien-Po
: And I'm Chien-Po. Mulan
: Hello, Chien-Po. Yao
: [standing naked on a rock
] And I am Yao, king of the rock!
: And there's nuttin' you girls can do about it. Ling
: Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you. Mulan
: I really don't want to take him anywhere. Ling
: Ping, we have to fight. Mulan
: No, we don't. We could just... close our eyes... and - swim around... Ling
: [pulling on Mulan's arm
] Come on, don't be such a gir... Ouch! Something bit me! Mushu
: Ugh! Ach! What a nasty flavor. Ling
[Ling and Chien-Po scramble onto the rock with Yao, while Mulan sneaks away
: Some king of the rock.
[Yao pushes him off
[all assemble into line
: You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone who acts otherwise, will answer to me. Yao
: Ooh, tough guy!
: Okay. Any questions? Yao
: Does this dress make me look fat?
: My girl will think I have no faults... Chien-Po
: That I'm a major find. Mulan
: Uh... How about a girl who's got a brain, who always speaks her mind? Yao
: Ah, you ain't worth my time, chicken boy. Mushu
: Chicken boy? Say that to my face, you limp noodle!
: Ping, you are the craziest man I've ever met, and for that I owe you my life. From now on, you have my trust. Ling
: Let's hear it for Ping, the bravest of us all! Yao
: You're king of the mountain!
Man with Tattoo
: [Mulan is watching Yao and Ling talk to a new recruit who is showing off his tattoo
] This tattoo will protect me from harm. Yao
[punches the recruit who falls
] I hope you can get your money back! Mulan
: I don't think I can do this.
] I've a girl at home who's unlike any other... Yao
: [singing in whisper to Mulan
] Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.
] I'm never gonna catch my breath! Yao
: Say goodbye to those who knew me! Ling
: Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym! Mushu
] This guy's got her scared to death! Mulan
] Hope he doesn't see right through me! Chien-Po
: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
Captain Li Shang
: [storming over to Mulan
] Mulan! Fa Mulan
: Why hello, General. Out on night maneuvers? Captain Li Shang
: General Hardhead?
[makes a silly yet glaring face
] Captain Li Shang
: Brushing my teeth? Fa Mulan
: Is - something wrong? Captain Li Shang
: [scolding Mulan
] I heard you, Mulan. Every word.
[covers his mouth
] Fa Mulan
: Every word of what? Captain Li Shang
: Don't play coy; I saw you outside my tent! Fa Mulan
: What? I haven't left my post! Captain Li Shang
: And I suppose you weren't gossiping about me with the princesses? Fa Mulan
: Shang, did that dip in the river get you water-logged? And - why are you talking with your hand over your mouth? Captain Li Shang
: I wouldn't want to peel your PAINT!
[storms away while Mulan looks on, shocked
: [watching Shang leave
] Changing of the guard. Captain Li Shang
: And next time, DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST! Fa Mulan
: Hmph! Yao
: What's with him? Fa Mulan
: [growls in frustration
: What's with her? Who'm I talkin' to?