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Yao (Character)
from Mulan (1998)

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Mulan (1998)
Yao: I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt *on*.

Yao: I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.

Yao: [at the waterhole] Hey, Ping.
Mulan: Oh, hi, guys. I didn't know you were here. I was just washing, so now I'm clean, and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye!
Ling: Come back here! I knew we were jerks to you before, so, let's start over. Hi, I'm Ling.
Chien-Po: And I'm Chien-Po.
Mulan: Hello, Chien-Po.
Yao: [standing naked on a rock] And I am Yao, king of the rock!
[mildly sneering]
Yao: And there's nuttin' you girls can do about it.
Ling: Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you.
Mulan: I really don't want to take him anywhere.
Ling: Ping, we have to fight.
Mulan: No, we don't. We could just... close our eyes... and - swim around...
Ling: [pulling on Mulan's arm] Come on, don't be such a gir... Ouch! Something bit me!
Mushu: Ugh! Ach! What a nasty flavor.
Ling: Snake!
[Ling and Chien-Po scramble onto the rock with Yao, while Mulan sneaks away]
Ling: Some king of the rock.
[Yao pushes him off]

Shang: Soldiers!
[all assemble into line]
Shang: You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone who acts otherwise, will answer to me.
Yao: Ooh, tough guy!

Mulan: Okay. Any questions?
Yao: Does this dress make me look fat?

Yao: My girl will think I have no faults...
Chien-Po: That I'm a major find.
Mulan: Uh... How about a girl who's got a brain, who always speaks her mind?
Yao, Chien-Po, Ling: Nah!

Yao: Ah, you ain't worth my time, chicken boy.
Mushu: Chicken boy? Say that to my face, you limp noodle!

Shang: Ping, you are the craziest man I've ever met, and for that I owe you my life. From now on, you have my trust.
Ling: Let's hear it for Ping, the bravest of us all!
Yao: You're king of the mountain!

Man with Tattoo: [Mulan is watching Yao and Ling talk to a new recruit who is showing off his tattoo] This tattoo will protect me from harm.
Yao: Hmmm...
[punches the recruit who falls]
Ling: [laughs] I hope you can get your money back!
Mulan: I don't think I can do this.

Chi Fu: [singing] I've a girl at home who's unlike any other...
Yao: [singing in whisper to Mulan] Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.

Chien-Po: [singing] I'm never gonna catch my breath!
Yao: Say goodbye to those who knew me!
Ling: Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym!
Mushu: [speak-singing] This guy's got her scared to death!
Mulan: [singing] Hope he doesn't see right through me!
Chien-Po: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!

Mulan II (2004) (V)
Captain Li Shang: [storming over to Mulan] Mulan!
Fa Mulan: Why hello, General. Out on night maneuvers?
Captain Li Shang: General Hardhead?
[makes a silly yet glaring face]
Captain Li Shang: Brushing my teeth?
Fa Mulan: Is - something wrong?
Captain Li Shang: [scolding Mulan] I heard you, Mulan. Every word.
[covers his mouth]
Fa Mulan: Every word of what?
Captain Li Shang: Don't play coy; I saw you outside my tent!
Fa Mulan: What? I haven't left my post!
Captain Li Shang: And I suppose you weren't gossiping about me with the princesses?
Fa Mulan: Shang, did that dip in the river get you water-logged? And - why are you talking with your hand over your mouth?
Captain Li Shang: I wouldn't want to peel your PAINT!
[storms away while Mulan looks on, shocked]
Yao: [watching Shang leave] Changing of the guard.
Captain Li Shang: And next time, DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST!
Fa Mulan: Hmph!
Yao: What's with him?
Fa Mulan: [growls in frustration]
Yao: What's with her? Who'm I talkin' to?