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Baloo (Character)
from The Jungle Book (1967)

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The Jungle Book (2016)
[from trailer]
Baloo: [singing] Forget about your worries and your strife...
Mowgli: What's that?
Baloo: That's a song about the good life.

[from trailer]
Baloo: If anything happens to that kid, I'll never forgive myself!

[from trailer]
Bagheera: Come on, Mowgli. Let's be on our way.
Mowgli: But I'm helping Baloo get ready for hibernation.
Bagheera: Bears don't hibernate in the jungle.
Baloo: Not full hibernation, but I nap a lot.

Baloo: They want to send you to the man-village? I say, you can be a man right here!

Baloo: Am i in the right monkey temple?

Baloo: I could get used to this.

Baloo: [Mowgli wakes up to find Baloo's nose in his face sniffing him. He screams in terror. Baloo sharply draws his head back] Relax, kid. There's no need to get worked up. Okay?

Baloo: He's special.
Bagheera: I know he's special; I raised him.

Baloo: I can show myself out thanks. Bye bye.

Baloo: You're taking him to the man village. They'll ruin him. They'll make a man out of him.

Bagheera: Mowgli.
Baloo: Where is he?
Bagheera: In the pit.
Baloo: In the what?
Bagheera: Is this your teaching?
Baloo: Oh, come on! You know I'd never teach him to mess around with elephants.

Baloo: What did I tell you? He's special.
Bagheera: I know he's special. I raised him.
Baloo: Then don't make him leave, Bagheera. You gotta let him be what he is.
Bagheera: You don't understand. The boy's in danger.
Baloo: I know he told me. He's being hunted by a tiger.
Bagheera: Not any tiger Shere Khan.
Baloo: Shere Khan's hunting him? Oh. But if you send him back to the man village they'll ruin him. They'll make a man out of him. We should send him back to the wolf pack. Who's their alpha? Akela. He can protect him.
Bagheera: Akela is dead.
Baloo: What?
Bagheera: Shere Khan killed him. He will stop at nothing until he has this boy. Nothing. The only way we can save him is if he goes to that man village. Please, Baloo. You're the only one he'll listen to.

Mowgli: Bagheera!
Bagheera: Mowgli.
Mowgli: Is it true?
Bagheera: What?
Mowgli: Is Akela dead?
Bagheera: We were going to tell you.
Mowgli: You knew! You both knew! And nobody ever heard about it!
Baloo: Kid please.
Mowgli: Someone's gotta do something!

Mowgli, Bagheera, Baloo, Raksha: This is the law of the jungle it's old and it's true as the sky And the wolf that should keep it may prosper but the wolf who will break it must die. For the strength of the pack is the wolf and the strength of the wolf is the pack.

Baloo: A bird. That can't be a good sign.
Bagheera: Baloo look at me. Look at nothing but me. You're doing fine.

Mowgli: It's honey stacks for winter.
Bagheera: Have you lost your mind?
Mowgli: You said you wouldn't get mad.
Bagheera: Did you listen to anything Akela taught you? There's no place in the jungle for these tricks. You want to do this you do it in the man village.
Mowgli: But I'm helping Baloo get ready for hibernation.
Bagheera: Bears don't hibernate in a jungle. What are you teaching him?
Baloo: Not full hibernation but I nap a lot.
Bagheera: Listen to me, you con artist! He may not know your game, but I do. He's leaving now.
Mowgli: But I don't want to leave!
Bagheera: You don't have a choice!
Baloo: Why don't we just settle down for a minute, it's gotten late. Too late to travel. So why don't we just have a little honey?
Bagheera: I don't eat honey.
Baloo: No problem, I'll eat the honey. Let's all get a good night's sleep and we can talk about this in the morning.
Bagheera: Fine, but we're leaving first thing.

Baloo: Well I did it. And that's about the hardest thing I've ever done.
Bagheera: I know.

Baloo: I'm afraid of heights.

Baloo: Excuse me anybody? Excuse me am i in the right monkey temple? Oh my gosh is that King Louie? This is so exiting. The Legends you know justice sir. You are truly enormous. In the best way. Look at all that flesh just squatting on ancient throne. How majestic.

Baloo: I did it.
Bagheera: Well done old chap. He must be in there. Follow me.
Baloo: No no. We're on level ground here. I'm in charge and I've got a plan.

Baloo: [Baloo and Bagheera are climbing a cliff to reach King Louie's lair but Baloo is scared as a bird passes by] A bird? That can't be a good sign!
[Wimpers in fright presumably as he hates heights]
Baloo: .
Bagheera: Baloo! Look at me. Look at nothing but me. You're doing fine. Just keep your eyes up high!
Baloo: Alright I' m coming. I'm coming.

Baloo: [after seeing Louie for the first time] Oh my gosh is that King Louie?
[Louie looks annoyed]
Baloo: This is so exciting. The legend do you know justice sir? You are truly enormous!
[Chuckles nervously]
Baloo: Look at all that flesh just squatting there on that ancient throne. How majestic!
King Louie: [to his monkeys] Seize him!

Baloo: Can you keep your voice down? I'm trying to concentrate.

Baloo: You have never been a more endangered species than you are at this moment.

Baloo: Hey! Hang on! Can you just hang on! I climbed up a mountain to see you just to be in your presence. For me this is a dream come true.
King Louie: Throw him off the cliff!

Baloo: Uh.
Bagheera: I'll take it from here.
Baloo: No no. I'm coming. It's doable if i don't have to go to high.
Bagheera: Good. Let's get going.
Baloo: All right.

Baloo: Didn't the wolves ever sing ?
Mowgli: We recited the law of the jungle : " This is the law of the jungle as old and as true as the sky The wolf that keeps it may prosper but the wolf that breaks it will die"
Baloo: Kid, that's not a song.That's propaganda.

Baloo: I was hoping and you may not be open to this at all but i was hoping and once again this is a dream but i was hoping that i might become a bander log myself. Gosh i wanna be like you. I'm hitching a wagon to your star

The Jungle Book (1967)
Bagheera: This will take brains, not brawn.
Baloo: You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both.

[repeated line]
Baloo: You better believe it!

Baloo: Now, look. It's like this, little britches. All you gotta do is...
Baloo: [singing] Look for the bare necessities / The simple bare necessities / Forget about your worries and your strife / I mean the bare necessities / Are Mother Nature's recipies / That bring the bare necessities of life / Wherever I wander / Wherever I roam / I couldn't be fonder / Of my big home / The bees are buzzin' in the tree / To make some honey just for me / When you look under the rocks and plants / And take a glance at the fancy ants / Then maybe try a few...
Mowgli: You eat ants?
Baloo: You better believe it. And you're gonna *love* the way they tickle.

Mowgli: Oh, Baloo, I wanna stay with you.
Baloo: Certainly, you do.
Bagheera: Oh? And just how do you think he will survive?
Baloo: "How do you think he will... " What do you mean how do you think he... He's with me, ain't he? And I'll learn him all I know.
Bagheera: Oh? That shouldn't take too long.

Baloo: [singing] Now when you pick a pawpaw / Or a prickly pear/ And you prick a raw paw / Well, next time beware / Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw / When you pick a pear try to use the claw / But you don't need to use the claw / When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw / Have I given you a clue?
Mowgli: Golly, thanks, Baloo.
Bagheera: Pawpaw, ha! Of all the silly gibberish.
Baloo: [tugging on Bagheera's tail] C'mon, Baggy, get with the beat.

Baloo: So just try and... relax. Yeah. Cool it. Fall apart in my backyard. 'Cause let me tell you something, little britches: if you act like that bee at... Uh-uh. You're working too hard. And don't spend your time lookin' around for something you want that can't be found...
Baloo: [singing] When you find out you can live without it / And go along not thinking about it / I'll tell you something true / The bare necessities of life will come to you.

Mowgli: Where we goin', Baloo?
Baloo: Well, uh, it's uh... um... well, it's sorta new and, uh...
Mowgli: Oh, I don't care, as long as I'm with you.
Baloo: Mowgli, look, buddy, uh, there's somethin' I gotta tell ya.
Mowgli: Tell me what, Baloo?
Baloo: Oh, gee whiz. Now, how did ol' Baggy put it? Uh, uh, Mowgli... Ha! You wouldn't marry a panther, would you?
Mowgli: Gee, I don't even know what you're talking about.
Baloo: Mowgli, don't you realize that you're a human?
Mowgli: I'm not any more, Baloo. I'm a bear like you.
Baloo: Little buddy, look. Listen to me.
Mowgli: [play fighting] Come on, Baloo.
Baloo: Mowgli, stop it now. Hold still. I wanna tell you something. Now listen to me.
Mowgli: What's the matter, ol' papa bear?
Baloo: Look, Mowgli, I've been trying to tell ya, I've been trying all morning to tell ya. I've got to take you back to the man-village!
Mowgli: The man-village?
Baloo: Now look, kid, I can explain...
Mowgli: But-but you said we were partners.
Baloo: Now believe me, kid, I...
Mowgli: You're just like... like old Bagheera!
Baloo: Now just a minute! That's going too far!

Baloo: [scatting] Well, it's a doo-bah-dee-doo, yes, it's a doo-bah-dee-doo, I mean a doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-dee-doo. And with...
[Sees Mowgli]
Baloo: Well, now. Ha ha! What have we here?
[sniffs Mowgli]
Baloo: Hmmm. Say, what a funny little bit of a...
Mowgli: [slaps Baloo in the nose] Go away!
Baloo: Oh, boy! I've seen everything in these woods. Ooh, what have I run on? What a pretty thing this is.
Mowgli: Leave me alone.
Baloo: Well, now. That's pretty big talk, little britches.
Mowgli: I'm big enough.
[starts slugging Baloo]
Baloo: Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Pitiful. Hey, kid. You need help, and ol' Baloo's gonna learn ya to fight like a bear.

Mowgli: [to the unconscious Baloo] Baloo, get up. Oh, please get up.
Bagheera: Mowgli, try to understand.
Mowgli: Bagheera, what's the matter with him?
Bagheera: You've got to be brave, like Baloo was.
Mowgli: You... you don't mean... Oh, no. Baloo.
Bagheera: Now, now. I know how you feel. But you must remember, Mowgli. Greater love hath no one than he who lays down his life for his friend.
[At this point, Baloo starts waking up, unbeknownst to Bagheera and Mowgli]
Bagheera: Whenever great deeds are remembered in this jungle, one name will stand above all others: our friend, Baloo the bear.
Baloo: [sniffing; softly] He's cracking me up.
Bagheera: The memory of Baloo's sacrifice and bravery will forever be engraved on our saddened hearts.
Baloo: Beautiful.
Bagheera: This spot where Baloo fell will always be a hallowed place in the jungle, for there lies one of nature's noblest creatures.
Baloo: I wish my mother could have heard this.
Bagheera: It's best we leave now. Come along, man-cub.
Baloo: [suddenly wide awake] Hey, don't stop now, Baggy, you're doing great! There's more, lots more!
Bagheera: [shocked and angry] Why, you big fraud! You-you-you four-flusher! I-I'm fed up!...
Mowgli: [ecstatic] Baloo! You're all right!
Baloo: Who, me? Sure I am. Never felt better.

Mowgli: [sees the girl] Look. What's that?
Bagheera: Oh, it's the man-village.
Mowgli: No, no. I mean that.
Baloo: Forget about those, they ain't nothing but trouble.
Mowgli: Just a minute. I've never seen one before.
Baloo: So you've seen one. So let's go.
Mowgli: I'll be right back. I want a better look.
Baloo: Mowgli, wait a minute.
Bagheera: Oh, Baloo. Let him have a better look.

Baloo: Ha ha! Man, that's what I call a swinging party.

Baloo: What do they call you?
Bagheera: His name is Mowgli, and I'm taking him back to the man village.
Baloo: Man village? They'll ruin him. They'll make a man out of him.

Bagheera: Now, while you create a disturbance, I'll rescue Mowgli. Got that?
Baloo: [dancing away] I'm gone, man. Solid gone.
Bagheera: Not yet, Baloo!

Bagheera: Baloo, birds of a feather should flock together. You wouldn't marry a panther now, would you?
Baloo: I don't know.
Baloo: Come to think of it, no panther has ever asked me. Ha-ha.
Bagheera: [getting irritated] Baloo, you've got to be serious...
Baloo: Oh, stop worrying, Baggy! Stop worrying! I'll take care of him.
Bagheera: Yes, like you did when the monkeys kidnapped him, huh?
Baloo: Can't a guy make one mistake?
Bagheera: Not in the jungle! And another thing, sooner or later Mowgli will meet Shere Khan.
Baloo: The tiger? What's he got against the kid?
Bagheera: He hates man with a vengenance. You know that! Because he fears man's gun and man's fire.
Baloo: But little Mowgli don't have those things.
Bagheera: Shere Khan won't wait until he does. He'll get Mowgli while he's young and helpless. Just one swipe!
Baloo: Oh! Well, what... what are we going to do?
Bagheera: Do what's best for the boy.
Baloo: You better believe it! You name it, I'll do it.
Bagheera: Good. Then make Mowgli go to the man-village.
Baloo: Are you out of your mind? I promised him that he could stay here in the jungle with me.
Bagheera: Well, that's just the point! As long as he remains with you, he's in danger! So, it's up to you.
Baloo: Why me?
Bagheera: B-because he won't listen to me.
Baloo: But I love that kid.
Baloo: I love him like he was my own cub!
Bagheera: Then think what's best for Mowgli, and not yourself.
Baloo: Well... well, can't... well, can't I wait until morning?
Bagheera: It's morning now. Go one Baloo.
[Baloo sighs and approaches Mowgli who is asleep]
Baloo: Oh boy!

Bagheera: You wouldn't marry a panther, would you?
Baloo: I don't know. Come to think of it, no panther ever asked me.

Baloo: [after the girl from the man village drops her jug of water] She did that on purpose!
Bagheera: Obviously.

Baloo: He's hooked.
Bagheera: Ah, it was inevitable, Baloo. The boy couldn't help himself. It was bound to happen. Mowgli is where he belongs now.
Baloo: Yeah. I guess you're right. But I still think he'd have made one swell bear. Well, come on, Baggy, buddy. Let's get back where we belong. And get with the beat.

[Baloo is holding on to Shear Khan's tail as he's running]
Buzzie: [Flaps and Dizzy have just saved Mowgli] He's safe now. You can let go, Baloo.
Baloo: Are you kidding? There's teeth in the other end!

Baloo: [Mowgli is almost at the man-village entrance] Mowgli, come back, come back!
Bagheera: [encouragingly] No, go on, go on!

[at the end of "The Bare Necessities"]
Baloo: Beautiful! That's real jungle harmony.
Mowgli: I like being a bear.
Baloo: That's my boy. And you're gonna make one swell bear. Why, you even sing like one.

[the monkeys have taken Mowgli away and have tricked Baloo into falling off a cliff]
Baloo: [hollering] Bagheera! BAGHEERA!
[far away, Bagheera hears Baloo's echoing holler and Bagheera starts back]
Bagheera: Well, it's happened. It took a little longer than I thought, but it's happened.
[Baloo struggles up the cliff while Bagheera returns to the cliff where Baloo fell, just as Baloo climbs back up]
Baloo: [hollering right in Bagheera's ear] BAGHEERA!
[his echoing holler startles and stuns Bagheera, who glares at him]
Baloo: Oh, you heard me, huh?
Bagheera: Mowgli? Mowgli!
[he turns to Baloo]
Bagheera: All right, what's happened? Where's Mowgli?
Baloo: They ambushed me, thousands of 'em!
[he strikes several fighting poses as he says:]
Baloo: I jabbed with my left, then I swung with a right, and then I...
Bagheera: [exasperated] Oh, for the last time, what happened to Mowgli?
Baloo: Like I told ya, them mangy monkeys carried him off!
Bagheera: The ancient ruins? Oh, I hate to think what will happen when he meets that king of theirs.

[Baloo has told Mowgli that he has to take him back to the man-village and Mowgli runs off. Baloo calls for him, but only Bagheera answers]
Bagheera: And now what's happened?
Baloo: You're not gonna believe me, Bagheera, but look. Now I used the same words you did and he ran out on me!
Bagheera: Well, don't just stand there! Let's separate! We've got to find him.
[he runs off]
Baloo: [going off in a different direction] Oh, boy, if anything happens to that little guy, I'll never forgive myself. I've *gotta* find him!

Bagheera: [to Baloo while Mowgli sleeps after they save him from King Louie] Mowgli seems to have man's ability to get into trouble, and your influence hasn't been exactly...
Baloo: Shh!
Baloo: Keep it down! You're gonna wake little buddy. He's had a big day. It was a sockeroo. You know, it ain't easy learning to be like me.
Bagheera: [scoffs] A disgraceful performance! Associating with those undesirable scatterbrain apes? I hope Mowgli learned something from that experience.
Mowgli: [in his sleep] Scooby-dooby, dooby-doo...
Baloo: [laughs] That's my boy.
Bagheera: Oh, nonsense.

Buzzie: [Baloo's being dragged holding on to Shere Khan's tail] You can let go now, Baloo.
Baloo: Are you kidding? There's teeth at the other end!

"TaleSpin: The Road to Macadamia (#1.60)" (1991)
Louie: [At the end of the episode; after saving the kingdom of Macadamia from a coup] So are we going back to Macadamia?
Baloo: Oh no, I've had enough of those nuts!
Louie: We going out on that joke?
Baloo: Looks like it.

King Amok: [after Trample is exposed] Well, anything to say, Trample?
Chancellor Trample: [bawling] Convict me! Jail me! Torture me!
Louie, Baloo, Princess Lotta Lamour: Sounds fair.

Baloo: Well, Here we are at last; On the Road to Macadamia.
Louie: Huh, That sounds suspciously like a song cue to me.
Baloo: Is that a request?
Louie: No, I was warnin' the camels so they could cover their ears!
[Camel brays]
Louie: See, your reputation precedes you.

Baloo: [after crash-landing in Macadamia] I must be alive, 'cause I hurt too much to be dead.

Louie: [Seeing the Impoverished state of the Kingdom] Dig, Last time we was here Macadamia was knee-deep in dough.
[Three locals chase a chicken with cutlery]
Baloo: Well, it looks like the *Dough*, ran *low*.

Chancellor Trample: Your majesty; If you allow me to wed Princess Lotta Lamour, I will donate my fortune to save the Kingdom.
Princess Lotta Lamour: No! I will never marry Chancellor Trample! He is a loathsome, festering carbuncle on the face of our Kingdom!
Chancellor Trample: [undeterred] What are you *really* saying?
Princess Lotta Lamour: Touch me, and you're *dust*, buster.
Baloo: I like that girl's spark!
Louie: The rest of her ain't bad, either, man.

Princess Lotta Lamour: [after a Cobra appears under a hat] What'll we do?
Louie: Can't you *charm* a snake with music?
Baloo: Yeah! I'll *sing*!
Louie: I'll take my chances with the snake!

Princess Lotta Lamour: I don't know what I can do to thank you.
Louie: Well, I'd be happy to prepare a short list...
Baloo: [picks Louie up] And when it comes to *short*, He's an expert!
Louie: Isn't it time for you to *hibernate*?
[snaps Baloo's cap over his eyes]

Princess Lotta Lamour: [Sees Louie doing his "psychic" turn] What is he doing?
Baloo: An out-of-body experience; No wonder with a body like his.
Louie: Better out of my body than out of your mind.
[shines crystal ball in Baloo's eyes]
Princess Lotta Lamour: [groans] I may go out of *mine*, if I have to marry Trample.
Baloo: Now don't you worry blue-blooded head, ol' Babaloo will save you.
[attempts to kiss her but Louie cuts in]
Louie: En contraire, Babaloo,
[kicks him out of the way]
Louie: If anybody's gonna save her, it's gonna be me
[cuddles up to Lotta]
Baloo: Tut, tut, now run along and scare up a seance!
[shoves Louie out the way but, he returns and is about to hit him with the crystal ball]
Louie: Why, you Wolf in Bear's clothin'!
Princess Lotta Lamour: Don't fight; You see I'm very fond of you *both*.
[to Louie]
Princess Lotta Lamour: You're so Brave!
[to Baloo]
Princess Lotta Lamour: You're so Strong!
Louie, Baloo: You're so right!
Baloo: You can count on, us Princess.
Princess Lotta Lamour: Thank you.
[kisses Baloo]
Princess Lotta Lamour: and You.
[kisses Louie; both he and Baloo collapse love struck, Lotta sighs before leaving their suite, the guys run to the mirror to check themselves out]
Baloo: Guess I'm just her type.
Louie: Yeah, Dumb, Dark and Hairy! Puff up your pillow and *dream*, I'm the guy with the Magic!
Baloo: Good! Then why don't you just *disappear*!
[yanks Turban down over Louie's eyes]

The Jungle Book 2 (2003)
Baloo: You want *quiet*, go back to that man village. This place is *happening*.

Baloo: In case you haven't noticed, kid, I'm no wild animal. Except at parties.

Baloo: Kid, show me you can still fight like a bear.

Baloo: You don't need her, kid. You're with old Baloo now.

Mowgli: Oh, Baloo! I don't ever wanna see that girl or that village again.
Baloo: Well, of course you don't. It's just us bears from here on in.
Mowgli: Yeah, man.

Mowgli: That village was terrible. All you ever hear is rules, rules, rules and work, work, work.
Baloo: Whoa, kid. Watch your language.

Baloo: Read you loud and clear kid. You wanted that girl to find you.

"Jungle Cubs: A Night in the Wasteland (#1.1)" (1996)
Kaa: Won't you don't see can't hurt me - uh, you.
Baloo: No way, Lou-ay.

Baloo: Smooth entrance, fellas.
Bagheera: So now let's exit?

Mahra: Ya see, I really need your hide.
Baloo: Over my dead body!
Baloo: What am I saying?

[last lines]
Shere Khan: I'm not afraid of anything.
[a loud roar makes him gasp; meekly]
Shere Khan: Mommy.
Baloo: What's that, Khanie?
Shere Khan: Uhh, uh, nothin'. Uh... look guys, I gotta go; my... mom's callin' and, I mean I... See around, OK?
Prince Louie: [laughing with the others] I'd say Shere Khan's still a few stripes below the top of the food chain.

"Jungle Cubs: Fool Me Once.../Trouble on the Waterfront (#1.13)" (1996)
Baloo: [of the edge of the world] Wow. That sounds like it might be a little bit out of the neighborhood.

Baloo: Baggy could get hurt, or lost, or...
Prince Louie: Or miss dinner.

Prince Louie: I'll never forget this, pal.
Baloo: I'll make sure you don't.

Prince Louie: [of the prank they both played] I'll never forgive myself.
Baloo: I know, Lou. I'll never forgive ya either.

"TaleSpin: A Spy in the Ointment (#1.22)" (1990)
Rebecca: It's Jack! What a guy, what a spy!
Baloo: What a lie. Goodbye!

[while flying into Zhembria, Baloo and Rebecca hear a loud, yet musical, crash]
Rebecca: What's making that noise?
Baloo: If I'm not mistaken, the piano.
[cut to outside, where a piano tethered to a Zhembrian fighter plane is being dropped repeatedly onto their hull]
Baloo: Zhembrians like to get your attention with large objects.

"TaleSpin: I Only Have Ice for You (#1.5)" (1990)
Baloo: [surrounded by Air Pirates] Wait, wait! What's this red button for?
Mad Dog: Oh, that's the bomb bay door release.
Baloo: Thank you!
[presses button]

Don Karnage: Where are they, Baloo?
Baloo: Where are what, Karny?
Don Karnage: [clenched jaw] It-is-Karnage. *Don* Karnage!
Rebecca Cunningham: Just give him the rubies, Baloo, before he gets angry.
Don Karnage: Yes, Baloo, before he gets angry!

"TaleSpin: Plunder and Lightning: Part 1 (#1.34)" (1990)
Kit: Wait a minute, what are we delivering?
Baloo: Well... they're sort of big... and mean... and ugly... and smelly.
Kit: On no! Not gorilla birds!

"TaleSpin: A Bad Reflection on You: Part 2 (#1.17)" (1990)
Baloo, Kit Cloudkicker: Don Karnage!
Don Karnage: No, no, no, my friends. It is the feared *pirate*, Don Karnage. And... How are you?

"TaleSpin: Plunder and Lightning: Part 3 (#1.36)" (1990)
Baloo: [after pirate song ends] One more time!
Don Karnage: WAIT a min-u-ete! I am the only one who gets to say "one more time"!

"TaleSpin: Louie's Last Stand (#1.50)" (1991)
Baloo: Let's make like a tree and, uh, get out of here!

"TaleSpin: Citizen Khan (#1.41)" (1990)
Baloo: [Wildcat has just had his mane burned off in an explosion] He looks just like... Shere Khan!
Wildcat: [Doing a Shere Khan impersonation] My friends call me 'Shere.' But I don't have any friends!

"TaleSpin: For Whom the Bell Klangs: Part 1 (#1.39)" (1990)
Maitre'D: Wait gentlemen! Do you have a reservation?
Baloo: Oh that's okay, I'm with him.
Louie: And I'm with him.

"TaleSpin: The Idol Rich (#1.9)" (1990)
Baloo: Uh, so y-you see, Rebecca, this sick aunt of mine really needs my help, and I thought...
Rebecca: What was this aunt's name again, Baloo?
Baloo: Uh, eh, uh *Milly* Y-yeah, that's it! Aunt Milly!
Rebecca: Milly. Heh, that makes twenty-three sick aunts in the last six months.
Baloo: Uh, well, uh, you see, Pop's side of the family was never very healthy.

"How It Should Have Ended: How the Jungle Book Should Have Ended (#11.7)" (2016)
Bagheera: They ate the man-cub!
Baloo: You gave a baby to a pack of hungry wolves, what did you think was gonna happen?
Bagheera: They were supposed to raise him, like Tarzan! I don't know, just not eat him!

"TaleSpin: Plunder and Lightning: Part 2 (#1.35)" (1990)
Shere Khan: What would you say to a hundred?
Baloo: Only a lousy hundred bucks?
Shere Khan: A hundred *thousand* lousy bucks.

"TaleSpin: Gruel and Unusual Punishment (#1.42)" (1990)
Baloo: [blindfolded] Oh wow, do I get to break open a pinata or something?
Warden Slammer: No, you're about to be executed by a firing squad.
Baloo: Wait! I'm allergic to lead!

"TaleSpin: A Bad Reflection on You: Part 1 (#1.16)" (1990)
Rebecca: We're going and I'm not taking "no" for an answer.
Baloo: No?
Rebecca: I'm not taking it as a question either.

"TaleSpin: Flight of the Snow Duck (#1.29)" (1990)
Baloo: This jail food's worse than Louie's all-you-can-stand-for-a-dollar special!