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Steve Holt (Character)
from "Arrested Development" (2003)

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"Arrested Development: Notapusy (#3.4)" (2005)
Michael: Oh that's a tough race.
Steve Holt: Only for a wimp, a wuss, a pussy.
Narrator: And Steve didn't mean "pussy cat".

Michael: Are those pills?
Steve Holt: I got them from Coach. They're filled with oxygen and it makes you incontinent. It's called "Oxy Incontin".

Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Buster signs Steve Holt up for the Army.
George "Gob" Bluth II: No, you can't, you can't! I'm finally ready to be a father to you. I know that now.
Steve Holt: I don't go in for another two years.
George "Gob" Bluth II: Well, as your father, can I sign something?
[a giant green "X" appears on GOB]
Narrator: And George Sr. finds out that a fake Popemobile... cant stop real bullets.


"Arrested Development: Sad Sack (#2.5)" (2004)
Steve Holt: You're mom seems pretty cool.
Maebe: That's not my mom.
Steve Holt: ...But she said you were her daughter.
Maebe: His daughter. It's my dad.
Steve Holt: That's a dude?
Maebe: And the worst part is? He thinks he's passing.

Steve Holt: Your mom seems pretty cool.
Maebe: That's not my mom.
Steve Holt: ...but she said you were her daughter.
Maebe: His daughter. It's my dad.
Steve Holt: That's a dude?
Maebe: And the worst part is? He thinks he's passing.


"Arrested Development: Bringing Up Buster (#1.3)" (2003)
Steve Holt: [reading the cast list for Tobais's play] Steve Holt!
Maebe: Steve Holt!
George Michael Bluth: Stand in for... Steve Holt?
Steve Holt: [interrupting] Steve Holt!

George Michael Bluth: [upon reading who he's been cast as in the school play] Stand in for... Steve Holt?
Steve Holt: Steve Holt!


"Arrested Development: Making a Stand (#3.8)" (2005)
Steve Holt: [after GOB opens a new frozen banana stand] We don't even really know the recipe.
George Michael Bluth: There's no recipe. You just freeze a banana and stick it in the...
Michael: [quickly interrupting] Don't tell them!
Steve Holt: Stick it in the what? Stick it in the what?!


"Arrested Development: The Immaculate Election (#2.14)" (2005)
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father.
Steve Holt: I've been wondering my whole life who he is-a scientist? A doctor? A senator?
Gary: Well, I've got some bad news.
[He hands over a picture of Gob]
Steve Holt: Wow. Is that what's gonna happen to my hair?


"Arrested Development: The Cabin Show (#3.1)" (2005)
Narrator: Remember when I said that GOB had a son? I wasn't just saying so. In high school, he became intimate with these girls. These three became pregnant. This one had a baby. That baby would grow up to be...
Steve Holt: Steve Holt!