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: What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?
: I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
: Am I a bet? Am I a FUCKING BET?
: Is that a no? Laney Boggs
: That's a hell no.
: What was that? Laney Boggs
: I was busy. Zach Siler
: Yeah, busy wiggin'. Laney Boggs
: I did not wig. Zach Siler
: Oh, there was major wiggage.
: [spilling drink on Laney
] Oh, Oopsie. You know, you really should be more careful with silk. Laney Boggs
: Thank you. Taylor Vaughan
: Excuse me? Laney Boggs
: Thank you. For a minute there, I forgot why I avoided places like this and people like you. Taylor Vaughan
: Avoided us? Honey, look around you. To everyone here who matters, you're vapor, you're spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space, and nothing's ever gonna change that.
[Laney's eyes tear up
] Taylor Vaughan
: Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?
] Laney Boggs
: Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up? Simon Boggs
: Give me a couple of minutes. Laney Boggs
: Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.
: When was the last time you tweezed? Laney Boggs
: What? Mackenzie Siler
: I mean your eyebrows. Laney Boggs
: Never, why? Mackenzie Siler
: Ever watch Sesame Street? Laney Boggs
: Yeah. Mackenzie Siler
: You know Bert?
: Screw the dolphins. Jesse Jackson
: A guy tried that last year, banned from Sea World for life.
: So, can I have the last dance? Laney Boggs
: No, you can have the first.
: Sir, have you reached a decision? Elderly
: Yes I have. Supersize my balls.
: Who the HELL would nominate me?
: His dad owns Harrison Ford. Laney Boggs
: The actor? Dean Sampson
: No, the car dealership.
: Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape. Laney Boggs
: What do you have in mind? Mackenzie Siler
: Well, I have an idea. Laney Boggs
: What kind of idea? Mackenzie Siler
: ...You'd really have to trust me.