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: Now, I'm really sorry to be upsetting you, but I have to warn you. David
: Warn me? Jack
: We were attacked by a werewolf. David
: [putting his hands over his ears
] I'm not listening to this! Jack
: On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf. I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted. David
: Shut up! Jack
: The wolf's bloodline must be severed; the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. It's you, David.
: How could there have been witnesses? It was so dark. We were running, and I fell and Jack went to help me up, and this thing came from nowhere. I don't know what they're talking about.
: It's a full moon... Jack
: [remembering the warning they received
] Beware the moon... David
: And stick to the road. Oops. Jack
: I vote we go back to the Slaughtered Lamb.
: I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!
[trying to get arrested in Trafalgar Square
: Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!
: [while transforming
] I didn't mean to call you a meat loaf, Jack!
: [to himself
] I'm going completely crazy.
: [describing his funeral
] Debbie Klein cried a lot. So, so, you know what she does? She's soooo grief-stricken, she runs to find solace in Mark Levine's bed. David
: Mark... Levine? Jack
: An asshole! Life mocks me even in death!
: Puts you in mind of the days of the old demon barber of Fleet Street, don't it? Alex
: Sorry? Taxi Driver
: The murders. David
: What murders? Taxi Driver
: Haven't you heard? Last night... six of 'em. All in different parts of the city, all mutilated. He must be a real right maniac, this fella.
: Maybe it's a sheep dog... let's keep going.
[still discussing how David can kill himself in order to lift the curse
] Harry Berman
: A gun is good. Judith Browns
: You just put the gun to your forehead and pull the trigger. Gerald Bringsley
: If you put it in your mouth, then you'd be sure not to miss. David
: Thank you, you're all so thoughtful.
: I'm going to the police. Jack was right. Alex
: Jack is dead! David
: Jack is dead and six people are dead. There's gonna be a full moon tonight. I'm going to the cops. Alex
: David, please be rational. Let's go to Dr. Hirsch. David
: Yeah, be rational, sure. I'm a fucking werewolf, for Christ's sake!
: Did you hear that? David
: I heard that. Jack
: What was it? David
: Could be a lot of things. Jack
: Yeah? David
: A coyote. Jack
: There aren't any coyotes in England. David
: The Hound of the Baskervilles. Jack
: Pecos Bill. David
: Heathcliff. Jack
: Heathcliff didn't howl! David
: No, but he was on the moors.
: Nurse! Jack
: Listen to me! David
] Nurse! Jack
: The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring! I'm lonely! Kill yourself, David, before you kill others.
[David continues crying
: Please don't cry.
: I'm a werewolf. Alex
: Are you alright? David
: I don't know, I'll let you know the next full moon.
: David, you are hurting my feelings! David
: Hurting your feelings? Has it occurred to you that it might be unsettling to see you arise from the grave to visit me?
] Truck Driver
: That way is Proctor, and over here is the moors. I go this way. Jack
: Thanks for the ride, sir. You have lovely sheep. Truck Driver
: Boys, keep off the moors, stick to the roads. The best to ya... David
: Thanks again.
[then to the sheep
: We'll miss you. David
: Bye girls...
: Maybe its a sheep dog... lets keep going
: [sees Jack in bathroom mirror and screams
] You're not real! Jack
: Ah, dont be a putz David, come here. A nurse huh.? David
: [close's door
] shhh, come on.
: what are you doing here? Jack
: I wanted to see you
[picks up Mickey mouse figure; high pitched
: Hi, David. David
: Put that down! Ok you've seen me now go away. Jack
: I'm sorry I'm upsetting you David, but you don't understand what's going on. David
: I understand all right, you're one of the undead and I'm a werewolf. Jack
: Yes, that's right. David
: Get out of here Jack. Jack
: Tomorrow night's the full moon, you're gonna change you'll become... David
: I know, I know... A monster. Jack
: You gotta kill yourself David, before it's too late. David
: Are you really dead Jack? Jack
: What do you think? David
: I think I've lost my mind i think you're not, I think you're just another part of bad dream. Jack
: You've gotta believe me David. David
: Believe what?, that tomorrow night under the full moon I'll grow hair and fang's and eat people, bullshit! Jack
: Oh goddamnit David please believe me!, you'll kill and make others like me I'm not having a nice time here. You gotta take your own life. David
: I will not accept this, go away! Jack
: This is not pretend David. David
: I will not be threatened by a walking meatloaf.