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Quotes for
Andy McDermott (Character)
from An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)

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An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)
Serafine: I want you to blow a big bubble for me.
Andy McDermott: What?
Serafine: Well... It's a custom in France. The bigger the bubble, the more a boy likes a girl.

Surgeon: Did you see a girl? She's stolen my heart.
Andy McDermott: I know the feeling.

Andy McDermott: Great. Come to Paris and check out les drains.

[the undead Amy rises from a slab as a zombie]
Amy Fitch: Thanks for the lovely evening, douche-bag. You really know how to treat a lady!
Andy McDermott: No! You're dead!
Amy Fitch: No, I'm undead. Which means I'm forced to walk this wretched earth until you die.
[Brad appears as a zombie]
Brad: Not so fast! You want my buddy dead, you're gonna have to come through me.
Amy Fitch: Oh, that's something.
[to Andy]
Amy Fitch: It took me four years on a stairmaster to get a package like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop!
Andy McDermott: This can't be happening.
Brad: Don't blame me Andy. I warned you.
Amy Fitch: [to Andy] Wait a minute. You knew about this all along?
Cadaver: Hey, keep it quiet! Some of us are trying to rest in pieces here.

Andy McDermott: I didn't choose to become a werewolf. I can't face the fact that I've got to go around killing and eating people for the rest of my life.
Brad: Better get used to it.

Andy McDermott: I'm losing... my freaking... skull!

Andy McDermott: [Wakes up naked and surrounded by a crowd the morning after his first rampage as a werewolf] What did I do?

Claude: [Andy has just met Claude] Andy: Are you her, uh, brother?
Andy McDermott: Claude: Let's just say I... look after her.

Andy McDermott: So hey you guy's are werewolve's too huh, super glad to know you
Claude: Andy, i don't think you have accepted the gift that has been given to you or much less appreciated it.
Claude: We have a mission Andy, to purify the world that why we pick our victim's through the scul of society, the government's of the world spend billions on medicine, welfare, charity to what affect it only keeps alive the weak the stupid the lazy who breed and multiply and weaking the human race.
Claude: All my men I have chosen for their loyalty their dedication to the coming age
Claude: but you, you were not to have been, you're an accident, an anomaly, I do not wish to kill you, I pray you will join is in our rise to become the new mankind. Pure free of disease free from the trappings of technological advance, will you join us... Andy?
Andy McDermott: I don't know... you know that's a big decision, I'm gonna need some time to think about that.
Claude: Sure.

Amy Fitch: [undead] thank's for the lovely evening, douche bag! You really know how to show a girl a good time don't you!
Andy McDermott: No,no,no you're dead!
Amy Fitch: No, I ain't so lucky I am undead and as your rotting sidekick I am cursed to remain a restless spirit until you die!
Brad: Not so fast., you want my buddy dead nutball you're gonna have to wait I need him first he's no use to me as a corpse
Amy Fitch: I waited Four year's on a stairmaster to get a package like this, you ripped through it like a lamb chop.
Brad: Don't blame me Andy I warned you.
Amy Fitch: [to Andy] wait you mean you knew this all along
[punches Andy her hand phase's through his mouth]
Amy Fitch: .
Andy McDermott: [banging his head against the wall] im losing... my... freaking skull!
Brad: Come on you gotta pull yourself together Andy, you gotta get outta here the cop's wanna put you away for life.

Andy McDermott: To Paris.
Chris: Beware.
[Andy and Chris make a toast]
Brad: Hey,hey watch it man. All right I have the score for Spain our leader with 125 daredevil points, yours truly and in second place with 95 Chris...
Chris: Wait hold on a second what about the sex points?
Brad: No,those are separate.
Chris: Since when you can't keep changing the rules.
Andy McDermott: Who said anything about sex points,read your shirt it say's Daredevil Tour.
Chris: [Girl passes by] you see that, she smiled at me.
Andy McDermott: In your dream's she's not interested in douche bags like us,european babes are charming and sophisticated especially the French
Brad: Yea hench the hairy pit's.
Andy McDermott: See what I mean.
Chris: I'll give you 30 sex point's if you can so much as get her phone number.
Andy McDermott: She's not my type.
Brad: Ah come on you-you haven't made a move this entire trip Andy.
Andy McDermott: I'm choosy.
Chris: When was the last time you had sex?
Brad: With another person?
Andy McDermott: There's sex and there's love,that's what differentiates human's from animal's.
Brad: Alright fine when where you last in love?
Andy McDermott: [to Chris] When where you ever in love?
Chris: Maps upside-down,slick.
Brad: Give him a break Chris, we can't let him fall to far back.
Andy McDermott: I won't need your charity once we get to Paris, Il show you guy's a stunt you'll never top.
Brad, Chris: [Sarcastically] Oooh