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: Well, I thought you might be a little angry. Alex Benedict
: How could I be angry looking at you? I just don't like ultimatums, that's all. Jenifer Welles
: I don't like being a secret mistress. It's not my style. Alex Benedict
: I know that. You told me.
: Darling, I know you. I know you're not really afraid of hurting Janice. You're just reluctant to lose her mother's backing... and all that money. Don't worry. You're a genius. Alex Benedict
: Yes. Jenifer Welles
: You'll always have everything. You're just a little weak, deep inside, and all you really need is me. And I need you, because I'm the same.
: How well did you know her, Alex? Alex Benedict
: Oh, you know. Janice Benedict
: I don't know. Alex Benedict
: Now what is that supposed to mean? Janice Benedict
: You know her phone number by heart. Alex Benedict
: I know a lot of telephone numbers of people I work with by heart.
: Now, you're always imagining that I'm... I'm... leaping into beds all over town. I've never done that. Janice Benedict
: Oh, Alex, don't. I know you. Alex Benedict
: Why do all these people feel that they know me?
: I never got to ask you last night what I wanted to ask ya. Alex Benedict
: Go ahead. Lieutenant Columbo
: Terrific place. Terrific. Alex Benedict
: Thank you. We like it.
: Can I ask you a personal question? Alex Benedict
: Please. Lieutenant Columbo
: What do you pay in taxes on this place?
: I had a thought. Listen to this: what if she didn't commit suicide? Alex Benedict
: Uh, isn't that peculiar? Because that's what I was gonna say. That... That... I was awake almost all night thinking about the same thing. Lieutenant Columbo
: No kidding. Alex Benedict
: Yes... only I rejected the idea.
: Oh, she could've passed out from the gas. And she coulda fallen off that chair and she could have bumped her head; but, uh... you know, that was a pretty good bump. You know, someone coulda hit her. Alex Benedict
: That's just an assumption on your part. Lieutenant Columbo
: Right. Very difficult to prove.
: What's matter? Did I scare you? Jenifer Welles
: Well, just for a second I was feeling all the hairs on the back of my neck. Alex Benedict
: That's just sex.
: Listen, I really appreciate your taking the time to chat with me like this. You know, this is a lonely business, and it's nice just to have someone that ya... well, just air out your thoughts with. Alex Benedict
: You know, it's shocking... SHOCKING when you think about suicide, the word. Now, see, I can understand how she might have killed herself, but what possible reason for someone to kill her?
: Are you still with me? Alex Benedict
: I'm standing here.
: Am I too late for the lynching?
: I'm guilty, you know that. Just for the record, I love you.
: Goodbye, genius.