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: All right, I totally betrayed you, but before we work this out I got a small thing to take care of... Angie
: Oh, yeah? What's that? Oscar
: SHARKS... ARE COMING... TO GET ME! Angie
: And they should! What did you expect? You just take credit for killing a shark and then everything would be fine and dandy for the rest of your life? Oscar
: Uh... yeah. But don't worry. Me and Lenny, we're gonna take care of this... Lenny
: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's with the "we"? I don't want any part of this? Oscar
: Hey, too late now, Veggie Boy, they'll be looking for you too! Lenny
: Point taken. What's the plan?
: Sometimes, I wanna take your big, dumb, dummy head, and just... nyhhhh!
[makes pounding motions
: You don't have to live at the top of the reef to be somebody.
: Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY.
: [about Lenny
] What were you THINKING, bringing him here? Oscar
: Well... I'm still working out the kinks... Angie
: Kinks? You LIED! Everybody thinks you "slayed the shark!" Oscar
: Well, who am I to tell them that they're wrong? Oscar
: How could you lie to me, Oscar? ME? Oscar
: Don't take it personal, Angie! Come on, I lied to EVERYBODY!
: I'm a nobody - I want some of that! Angie
] Mrs. Sanchez? Oscar
: What? Ewww, no!
: You're going way too far, Oscar! Lenny
: Actually, he hasn't gone far enough... Oscar
: Exactly!... what?
[Angie becomes unbelievably and understandably jealous after seeing Oscar and Lola kiss on television
: Just tell me, Oscar, because I'm curious - why do you think she's interested, huh? Do you think, for one minute, that she would even be WITH you if you weren't the rich and famous Shark Slayer? Lenny
: [trying to intervene
] Awww, you guys, please don't fight... Angie
: Are you that blind? Oscar
: At least she treats me like I'm somebody! Angie
: Yeah, well would she love you if you were nobody? Oscar
: NOBODY loved me when I was nobody! Angie
: I DID!
: Remember what Angie said. Remember what Angie said. What did Angie say? Angie
: [in Oscar's mind
] Dreams can start out small. You just gotta... bet it all. Bet it all!
: Big shark comes at me. Seventy-five, hundred feet long, with razor-sharp teeth. I say to him, "You coming at me like that? You come at the O like that?" Angie
: Hey, do the muscle thing! The muscle thing! Oscar
: Oh, right. So I say, "You see this guy?"
[points at right bicep
: "Well, he has a brother who lives right over here."
[points at left bicep
: "And I think it's time for a little..." Oscar
: Family reunion!