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: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now. Reuben Feffer
: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes? Sandy Lyle
: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted. Reuben Feffer
: I don't know what that means. Sandy Lyle
: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go. Reuben Feffer
: You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.
: [shooting basketball
[basketball bounces off the backboard
: Let it rain!
[while in a crowded elevator
] Reuben Feffer
: So whose party is this again? Sandy Lyle
: It's an art opening for this Dutch guy, Jost. His art sucks, but he used to sell me really good pot.
] Sandy Lyle
: Oh, man, I'm so friggin' horny.
: Hey, aren't you that kid from Crocodile Tears? Sandy Lyle
: That's right. I'm Sandy Lyle. Cake Decorator
: Man I saw that movie in high school. That bagpipes scene, that was the funniest shit. Sandy Lyle
: Yeah, we had a good time on that picture. You want an autograph? Cake Decorator
: No, thanks. It's good to see you man. I thought you died like fifteen years ago. Sandy Lyle
: No. I'm very much alive, my friend.
: He's a sexy guy. He's sexy. He's sexually active in his community...
: [Shooting basketball
] White chocolate!
: All right, we all need to look into our hearts and go, "Do I think this dude is gonna die in a few years or not?" Is old Leland here gonna fight off a man... who goes by the last name "Reaper," first name "Grim"? Or will this BASE-jumping, crocodile-wrestling, shark-diving, volcano-luging, bear-fighting, snake-wrangling, motocross-racing bastard die?
: [Going for layup in basketball
: Check out her expression - she's terrified. Reuben Feffer
: She's smiling. Sandy Lyle
: I'm a student of acting, Ruben - she's fakin' it. The woman got spooked, she needed to explore, which is exactly what you're gonna do - you've been given the gift of freedom, don't turn you back on that. Reuben Feffer
: I don't want freedom, Sandy, I wanna be married!