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: Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse for excessive force has been lifted, so you're going today. Sarah Baker
: Yes! Kate
: Henry, you have band practice, all right? I cleaned your clarinet. Please don't play with food in your mouth again. Kim and Jessica, your teacher called and has made a request that you do not correct her in front of the class. Mike, you have show-and-tell today. And please, honey, remember that body parts do not count. Kyle and Nigel, you have a dentist's appointment at three o'clock, so you're going to work with Dad. Nigel Baker
, Kyle Baker
: Put the kids on, let me talk to someone. Tom
: [huddled in the closet
] Oh, well, they're studying, and it's the tri, trigo, trig stuff we aren't all that good at, and they've formed a study group, it's like a little Think Tank thing.
[an axe blade breaks through the door of the closet
: I... I'd just hate to break that up. Kate
: Okay, well, I gotta go honey, bye. Tom
] Nigel Baker
: C'mon Dad, don't hide in the closet! Kyle Baker
: Take it like a man!
: Hey, guys. Remember Shake? We played college ball together. Nigel Baker
: Yeah, the hot dog.
[Tom gives him a look
] Nigel Baker
: Mom said it first. Shake
: We're having adult time here, boys. Kyle Baker
: No idea what that means. Tom
: Well, it's this crazy thing where grown-ups actually get to have a conversation without being interrupted by kids. Kyle Baker
: Sounds wicked boring. Shake
: It is. So why don't you run along? Kyle Baker
: Mom's right. He is a weiner.
: Winnetka? That's my middle name. Kyle Baker
: And Lake is mine. Tom Baker
: That's because you were conceived there. Nigel Baker
: What's that mean? Jessica Baker
: It means mom and dad had... Kate 'Mom' Baker
: ...a conversation, that we would discuss it much later when everybody could understand!