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: Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse for excessive force has been lifted, so you're going today. Sarah Baker
: Yes! Kate
: Henry, you have band practice, all right? I cleaned your clarinet. Please don't play with food in your mouth again. Kim and Jessica, your teacher called and has made a request that you do not correct her in front of the class. Mike, you have show-and-tell today. And please, honey, remember that body parts do not count. Kyle and Nigel, you have a dentist's appointment at three o'clock, so you're going to work with Dad. Nigel Baker
, Kyle Baker
: Great. In Midland we were a Family. Now were a support system? Lorraine Baker
: A Family is a Support System, Butch
: Does anyone besides me think our "happier and stronger" life, is actually code for "nastier and suckier"? Mike
: First dad forces us to move Jake
: Then mom decides to become a career women and like, travel the globe Jessica Baker
: And now, we have to take orders from Hank, the model/actor! Mark
: And he hates kids too.
: [hits the bathroom door with her lacrosse stick before Tom pulls her away
] You can only put on so much lip gloss, princess! Lorraine
] You blew my concentration.
: Now i get to start all over again. Ha.
: Release the hound!
: Mom, Beans is dead. Sarah Baker
: Nobody cares about your stupid frog right now, FedEx, OK? Mark
: Stop calling me that!
: *All right. Enough is Enough. You're slacking on your chores. You're fighting in school*. Things are out of control. As of this moment, you are all grounded* Mike
: What's grounded? Tom
: What's grounded? I'll tell you what ground it is. Except for attending games, you go to school, you come home from school, you do your homework, you do your chores, you go to bed and that's it. Sarah Baker
: But that Tom
: Oh yes Sarah, I know that sucks, but that's the way it is! Jake
: Does this mean we can't go to Dylan's birthday party? Tom
: That's exactly what it means. Kim Baker
: But we brought his presents already. Tom
: *You are going to miss it Tom
: Kids are quiet Tom
: Now, go to bed.
: [after Sarah asks Lorraine for some make-up help
] Now, let's start with some lip gloss.
[Lorraine unleashes the lipgloss
] Sarah Baker
: PINK? Can't we put on like a skin color? Lorraine Baker
: Hold still.
: Dad, we're gonna need a forklift for Lorraine's luggage.
: Dad, we're gonna need a forklift for Lorraine's luggage. Lorraine Baker
: What? I've only been here 30 seconds and you're already making fun of me. Sarah Baker
: Yeah, that was my foot. Sarah Baker
: Is this whole suitcase just for makeup? Lorraine Baker
: Whatever, butch.