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Quotes for
Hank (Character)
from Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)

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Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)
Hank: Twelve kids... that's nuts.

Hank: It's gettin' so as I can hardly go out in public any more. I mean, really, between the autograph hounds and the paparazzi...
Kate: Autographs and everything? I mean, just the one commercial, and you have paparazzi?
Hank: Yeah. I've never actually seen them, but, you know, they hide in the bush and... they get their shot.

Nora: Oh honey, there just welcoming you into the family.
Hank: They set me on fire.
Nora: Just your pants.

Hank: So, you guys popping another one anytime soon?
[Tom and Kate looking shocked]
Hank: Curiosity!

Hank: [motions to his face] This is the moneymaker! I'm not that good of an actor! This is how I get the jobs, I know that.

Nora: Did you not hear me? My brother is missing!
Hank: Did you not hear me? I'm on TV!

Hank: [with passion] Every once in a while, I carve a pumpkin with a knife made of lollipop sticks...
Nora: [talking on the phone] It totally sucks!

Hank: All I'm saying is families are inevitable they're like death or taxes.