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Silvio Dante (Character)
from "The Sopranos" (1999)

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"The Sopranos: I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano (#1.13)" (1999)
Tony Soprano: Okay. I need to tell you something and I want you to hear it from me, not from some asshole on the street. About four, five months ago I started seeing a psychiatrist. I was passing out, and they couldn't find nothing. She's been helping me with that... Okay, c'mon, give it to me. Give it to my face. C'mon.
Silvio Dante: Well, I'm sure you did it with complete discretion. And speaking for Pussy, if he's still alive, I'm sure he would agree.
Tony Soprano: Business was not discussed, no names were mentioned. Junior knows. He's decided to use it against me. Ask now. 'Cause we're not discussing this again.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: It's not the worst thing I ever heard. I was seeing a therapist myself about a year ago. I had some issues. Enough said. I learned some coping skills.
Silvio Dante: Look, this thing of ours, the way it's going, it'd be better if we could admit to each other these painful, stressful times. But it'll never fucking happen.
Tony Soprano: What about you? You got a problem with this?
Christopher Moltisanti: It's like marriage counseling?
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Like that. Sort of, yeah.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Altieri's wake is tonight.
Christopher Moltisanti: I phoned in a bomb scare.
Silvio Dante: See, now that's over the top.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: The Skip seeing a psychiatrist, how does that sit with your ass?
Silvio Dante: I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours?

"The Sopranos: The Weight (#4.4)" (2002)
Christopher Moltisanti: Maybe Vesuvio's is bugged and it's Feds who told Johnny.
Silvio Dante: What, conspiracy theories now?
Christopher Moltisanti: Why not? Play captains against each other, create a little dysentery among the ranks?
Tony Soprano: First of all, the place is swiped for bugs twice a month. Second, there are much more interesting things being said at that place than Ginny Sack's fat ass!

Tony Soprano: Twenty years I've been friends with John, now his got to go
Christopher Moltisanti: All over a stupid joke
Ralph Cifaretto: [to Silvo, Christopher and Tony] I was fucking around for Christ's sake you never made a joke about Ginny Sack?
Silvio Dante: Of course not
Silvio Dante: No, never
Christopher Moltisanti: Not like that
Ralph Cifaretto: Yeah, well fuck him and his high polluting bullshit who does he think he is? Sir Walter Raleigh?
Tony Soprano: That's enough of you and your stupid fucking remarks, go back to Miami and play volleyball or whatever the fuck it is you do down there while we clean up your fucking mess, maybe keep your ass alive

Junior Soprano: [During a sit down meeting over the speakerphone] Ralph insulted John's wife?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: That's correct
Junior Soprano: What did he do exactly?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: He made a very hurtful remark that's not worth repeating
Silvio Dante: Let's point out too it's only been "alleged" on what he said
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: He "allegedly" said what he said to a group of people: "friends of ours"
Junior Soprano: If you weren't there how do you know it's true?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I'm not at liberty to say
Tony Soprano: With all due respect but this is bullshit somebody in my family is talking out of school and you don't have the liberty to who? I should be making the beef here
Junior Soprano: My nephew's right
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I want to average her honor, this is my right to do
Tony Soprano: Alright fine you bring in here who ever told you, if he collaborates with what you're saying I'll give you ralph on a platter
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Is nothing scared? What happened to this thing? If this was years ago would I even have to ask? We bend more rules than the Catholic Church
Tony Soprano: Let's just say for the of argument ralph said what he said is clipping him going to un-ring that bell?
Carmine Lupertazzi: Nobody's getting clipped
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I want satisfaction
Silvio Dante: Will you accept an apology?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: That ship that has sailed
Carmine Lupertazzi: Your being unreasonable John
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Ralph's the only one who can handle the Esplanade? Put the other guy in
Carmine Lupertazzi: There's millions of dollars are at stake
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Again with the money?
Carmine Lupertazzi: Yeah, again with the money, it's settled name a price or the fuck over it
[John leaves]

"The Sopranos: The Second Coming (#6.19)" (2007)
Tony Soprano: Talk about a trip. I met this girl, fuckin' beautiful. We did peyote.
Silvio Dante: Come on!
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Really?
Carlo Gervasi: Bobby did mushrooms once. Stuffed mushrooms, a whole fuckin' platter.

Tony Soprano: [Tony enters the room and everybody becomes quiet] alright let's dispense with the five hundred pound elephant in the room, my kid tried to off himself we all fucking know, that's it? Nobody's got nothing to say?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: How's he doing?
Tony Soprano: They got him "under observation" whatever the fuck that means
[to himself]
Tony Soprano: stupid fuck, where did I lose this kid?
[to everybody]
Tony Soprano: what did I do wrong?
Silvio Dante: Don't blame yourself
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: A lot of pressure on kids today
Tony Soprano: It's enough for him to try to kill himself?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: It happens
Tony Soprano: [to Bobby] did it happen to your kids?
[to patsy]
Tony Soprano: or yours?
Patsy Parisi: They're all different my son Patrick I love him to death but he can be a moody prick sometimes
Silvio Dante: When heather was fifteen she went through a rough patch
Patsy Parisi: Jason same thing, his got the hyperactivity to boot
Carlo Gervasi: My son too, the older one James
Paulie Walnuts: He tried to kill himself?
Carlo Gervasi: No, I don't know he gets the blues
Silvio Dante: The important thing is AJ is getting the help he needs, whatever it is I'm sure it's just a chemical imbalance
Paulie Walnuts: If you ask me it's all these toxins the kids are exposed to, it fucks with their brains, between the Mercury in fish alone, it's a wonder why there's even more kids jumping off bridges

"The Sopranos: Live Free or Die (#6.6)" (2006)
Construction Worker: [Tony and Silvio are looking for Vito after he's been outed as a homosexual. Tony calls Vito's cellphone. A construction worker picks the phone up off the side of the road] Hello?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] Vito?
Silvio Dante: You got him?
Construction Worker: [on phone] Who?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] Put Vito on the phone, asshole.
Construction Worker: [on phone] Fuck you, motherfucker.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] What, are you sucking his dick?
Construction Worker: [on phone] Bet I'd kick your ass, you fucking faggot.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone, yelling] Yeah that's right, telephone tough guy! Put Vito on the phone!
Construction Worker: [on phone] There ain't no Vito, man. I found the phone on the side of the road!
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] What?
Construction Worker: [on phone] Hang on a second!
[the construction worker tosses Vito's phone under a steam roller]
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on phone] Where'd you find the phone? Hello? Hello? Oh you motherfucker!
Silvio Dante: What happened?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What? It's 2006, there's pillow biters in the special services
Silvio Dante: [Referring to Vito] let me ask you something: for the sake of argument let's say he shows up, are you going to kiss this guy on both cheeks?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Remains silent]
Silvio Dante: Take, Paulie for example you know perfectly well guys like him don't kick up their full percent to you, you look the other way, it's the price of doing business, by you cutting him some slack now that his "out of the closet" it'll be just the excuse for guys to go off the reservation and start holding back some serious money

"The Sopranos: Denial, Anger, Acceptance (#1.3)" (1999)
Mr. Teittleman: Do you have a daughter, Mr. Soprano?
Tony Soprano: Yes. Call me Tony.
Mr. Teittleman: What would you do if your daughter was abused by her husband?
Tony Soprano: I'd talk to him.
Silvio Dante: Yeah, in "Ball Peen Hammer".

Ariel: See, I sweated blood into this place and he owes me. And, uh, I intend to get what's mine. So please, don't embarrass yourself any further. Just leave.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'm not embarrassed.
[to Silvio]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You embarrassed?
Silvio Dante: [shakes head]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [slams Ariel's head against the front desk] Listen to me, you weirdo fuck! You give Shlomo whatever the fuck he wants and you forget this 50% shit. You got nothin' comin' to ya. Nothin'! You understand me? Nothin'!
Ariel: Fuck you!
Silvio Dante: Bupkis. Say "bupkis", Paulie.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What?
Silvio Dante: That's how they say "nothin'".
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [grabs desk bell] Fuck that. This is how I say nothin'.
[bangs the bell against Ariel's head repeatedly]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How's that for nothin'?
[continues banging]

"The Sopranos: Boca (#1.9)" (1999)
[Tony, Junior, Silvio and Mikey are playing golf]
Tony Soprano: Uncle Jun's into muff.
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: What?
Tony Soprano: Oh, did I say "muff"? I meant "rough".
Tony Soprano: What's that smell? Did you guys go to a sushi bar?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: [to Mikey] The fuck's he talkin' about?
Tony Soprano: I thought you were a baccalà man, Uncle Jun. What are you doin' eatin' sushi?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: You fuckin' run off at the mouth, you know that?
Tony Soprano: [sings] South of the border, down Mexico Way.
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Hey listen, my friend. At least I can deal with my own problems. Unlike some I know.
Tony Soprano: What's that supposed to mean?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Take it however you want. Don't bullshit with me.
Silvio Dante: Hey guys, guys. We're here to play golf or what? C'mon.
Tony Soprano: [sings] South of the border where the tuna fish play.

Meadow Soprano: [Upset that Allie almost killed herself over their soccer coach and pissed at him] Fuck you!
Coach Donald 'Don' Hauser: Soprano! Run laps around the goal NOW!
Meadow Soprano: No fucking way!
Silvio Dante: [Really pissed at Meadow and starts towards her] Meadow don't make me tell your dad! Run the laps NOW!
[She goes knowing if she crosses Sil she is in deep trouble]

"The Sopranos: Rat Pack (#5.2)" (2004)
Tony Soprano: I tell you, I'm having a time. Stay out late. Come home drunk. Fuck anyone I want.
Silvio Dante: So what's the difference?
Tony Soprano: I don't know. It's a mind-set.

"The Sopranos: He Is Risen (#3.8)" (2001)
Silvio Dante: [Referring to Ralph] He said, "another time Anthony"
Tony Soprano: Cock sucker turns his back on the boss?
Silvio Dante: That, I couldn't believe
Tony Soprano: His lucky I didn't put one in his head
Silvio Dante: Don't be surprised if Paulie pops up the question, Raphine's star is rising, no one can handle all those unions, Pauline can't come up with that kind of cash for us
Tony Soprano: Ralph's a good earner
Silvio Dante: A guy like that, a loose cannon, if he'd be leaving your house he'd pull a "Jack Ruby" on you
Tony Soprano: I want to punch this fucking asshole
Silvio Dante: Frankly I was a little surprised
Tony Soprano: Oh, you're going to start with me now? He disrespected The Bing
Silvio Dante: So? His barred from the place
Tony Soprano: He bashed that poor girl's brains in
Silvio Dante: I hear you, I know, it was a tragedy, the fact is: she was not related to you by blood or marriage, she was not your comare, Ralph's a made guy, with all things considered his not a legitimate beef, make him disappear or make nice, you only got two choices I was suggesting in some way of an apology
Tony Soprano: Absolutely fucking not
Silvio Dante: Do something public to show that there's no bad blood

"The Sopranos: Chasing It (#6.16)" (2007)
Silvio Dante: [sees Marie coming] Oof, look at this mezza mort'.

"The Sopranos: Members Only (#6.1)" (2006)
Silvio Dante: [at Artie's restaurant] Where'd they get this bread? The bread museum?

"The Sopranos: Isabella (#1.12)" (1999)
Silvio Dante: A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill, drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.

"The Sopranos: Sentimental Education (#5.6)" (2004)
Silvio Dante: [of Tony Blundetto's finding a large bag of cash] From now on, when anybody steps in a pile of shit, it will be known as a "Blundetto"!

"The Sopranos: 46 Long (#1.2)" (1999)
[repeated line]
Silvio Dante: [imitating Al Pacino] Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

"The Sopranos: Employee of the Month (#3.4)" (2001)
Silvio Dante: Ginny told Gabriella she needed a bigger house.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Ginny Sacrimoni, what she needs is her own zip code.
Gigi Cestone: Jersey's a small state. She moves in, she could tip it over.
Furio Giunta: I like a woman you can grab onto something.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You grab onto Ginny Sacrimoni, your fuckin' hands will disappear!
Silvio Dante: She's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: She's so fat, she goes campin', the bears have to hide their food.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: When Ginny hauls ass, she's gotta make two trips.
Gigi Cestone: Two guys could fuck her at the same time, and still never meet!
Johnny Sack: [John walks in] Fuck who?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Nobody, we're just talking about one of the girls
Johnny Sack: Is that all you dead beats talk about?, Pussy?

"The Sopranos: The Happy Wanderer (#2.6)" (2000)
Silvio Dante: [losing at poker as Matt Bevilaqua tries to sweep up the crumbs under his chair] What the fuck are YOU doing?
Tony Soprano: Sil, take it easy.
Silvio Dante: I'm losing my balls over heeeere! This fuckin' moron's playing Hazel? Get the fuck outta here!
Matt Bevilaqua: I was just trying to sweep the cheese away from...
Silvio Dante: Why? Why NOW? Leave it there!
Matt Bevilaqua: I don't know, I was just...
Silvio Dante: What?
[to Tony]
Silvio Dante: Where do you get these fuckin' idiots, huh? Where do you get 'em? He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying ta...
[to Matt, shouting]
Silvio Dante: Leave the fuckin' cheese there! All right? I love fuckin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning! All right? So leave the fuckin' cocksuckin' cheese WHERE IT IS!
[Scoops the rest of the food from his plate onto the floor]
Silvio Dante: Here, here, here! Go ahead. Have a good time!
[Sits back down to make a bet]
Silvio Dante: 800.
Dr. Ira Freid: Call.
Silvio Dante: [to Dr. Fried] And why don't you go fix a fuckin' dick or whatever the fuck it is you do.

"The Sopranos: Meadowlands (#1.4)" (1999)
Christopher Moltisanti: This is "Scarface", final scene, bazookas under each arm, "say hello to my little friend!"
Silvio Dante: Always with the scenarios.

"The Sopranos: The Knight in White Satin Armor (#2.12)" (2000)
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: My future brother-in-law is causing a serious problem.
Silvio Dante: How serious?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: He's not satisfied with the current leadership. He wants to have me popped.
Silvio Dante: That motherfucker.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: So now I gotta decide what to do about him.
Silvio Dante: I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain by keeping him around.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Get it done.

"The Sopranos: Kaisha (#6.12)" (2006)
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: [In little Carmine's living room] As you all know, Phil asked me to arrange this meeting after the fire in the Wire Room
Phil Leotardo: Correction, you asked me to attend and I agreed
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: Fair enough, I'm not going to call this a "sit-down" because of the negative implications, let's think of it as "a meeting of minds". So, for whatever reasons, certain incidents have expired lately, in addition to being dangerous, it could have an adverse impact on our businesses, that's bottom line.
Phil Leotardo: I know Vito's bottom was "impacted" if that's what you're referring to
Tony Soprano: Call him what you will, but you're talking about one of my captains
Phil Leotardo: Captain? "The Ship Lollipop" right?
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: Phil, please
Phil Leotardo: Please my ass, the man was a fucking disgrace
Tony Soprano: Before he came out of the closet he worked for me and put a lot of paper in my pocket, yours too
Phil Leotardo: Talk about earners? How about "Fat Dom" Gamiello?
Silvio Dante: What about him?
Tony Soprano: So what fuck would I know about that?
Phil Leotardo: As coincidence would have it, he was last seen in New Jersey
Tony Soprano: So was the Hindenburg, maybe you should look into that too
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: Tony, Phil, please we're going off point. Remember, I grew up in all of this and I just lost my friend Rusty and if there's one thing my father taught me was this: "a pint of blood is worth more than a gallon of milk". My business, all of our businesses... this fighting is costing money.
Tony Soprano: I'm willingly to move forward, let the past be bygone
Phil Leotardo: Fine with me.
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: A Wise decision, on both your parts. I love to see a truce, wipe this day clean. The no-shows, The Wire Room, Vito, put it all behind us.
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: [to Phil] your brother Billy, whatever happened there.
Tony Soprano: [standing up] Alright then
Phil Leotardo: "whatever happened there.?"
Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: the shooting
Phil Leotardo: [raising his voice] "whatever happened there.?"
Phil Leotardo: [Stands up and points at Tony] I'll tell you what happened: this piece of shit's cousin put six bullets without any provocation, what so ever.
Tony Soprano: [to Carmine] Jesus Christ, why would you possibly bring that up?

"The Sopranos: For All Debts Public and Private (#4.1)" (2002)
[Tony complains to his assembled captains who aren't bringing in more and more money]
Tony Soprano: And I don't want to hear about the freaking economy either! I don't want to hear it. Sil, break it down for them. What two businesses have traditionally been recession proof since time immemorial?
Silvio Dante: Certain aspects of show business...and our thing.
Tony Soprano: Now that's it. That's all I've gotta say. Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.

"The Sopranos: Watching Too Much Television (#4.7)" (2002)
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: She's a great girl, you don't want to lose this one
Silvio Dante: T's right, you could have more kids than the Kennedys, if you're married to some twat what good is it?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You've got to have balance in a relationship
Christopher Moltisanti: I know all that, what if the kid thing never happens?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Come on, medicine today, technology
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: This isn't about Ade or anyone else, stay single as long as you can
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What are you saying?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: But marriage and our thing don't jive
Silvio Dante: Everybody we know is married
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Not everybody
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You want to end up like my Uncle Junior?
Silvio Dante: Or worse, Paulie?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Exactly
Christopher Moltisanti: Alright I've got to think about it

"The Sopranos: The Strong, Silent Type (#4.10)" (2002)
Silvio Dante: When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.
Christopher Moltisanti: I told you, I had the flu.
Silvio Dante: I said my peace, Chrissy...

"The Sopranos: Irregular Around the Margins (#5.5)" (2004)
Dante Greco: [Over the phone with Silvio] Tony walked away without a scratch but Adriana suffered a severe blow to the head
Silvio Dante: [Over the phone with Hesh] Adriana got caught giving the big guy a blow job
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [Over the phone with Paulie] when the paramedics found her, she still had his cock in his mouth
Hesh: [Over the phone Hesh] statistics show that most single car fatalities are the results of guys "popping their loads" behind the wheel
Junior Soprano: [Over the phone] apparently, he came all over the sun visor
Agent Deborah Ciccerone-Waldrup: [Over the phone with her colleague] guess who "went down" on Tony Soprano?

"The Sopranos: A Hit Is a Hit (#1.10)" (1999)
Massive Genius: [to Hesh] So you bought horses with your royalties. And Little Jimmy's royalties, whatever became of those?
Silvio Dante: He bought "horse".

"The Sopranos: Nobody Knows Anything (#1.11)" (1999)
Silvio Dante: Look, T, if my vote counts for anything, I cannot believe that Pussy would fear the can enough to hurt his friends.
Tony Soprano: That's what they said about Gravano.

"The Sopranos: From Where to Eternity (#2.9)" (2000)
[Christopher has been shot; one of the two hitmen is still at large]
Joanne Moltisanti: When you find him, I want him to suffer. You hear me, Sil? I want that motherfucker in agony!
Silvio Dante: Don't worry, we'll do the best we can.