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: Do you know what today is? Pest
: The first day of the rest of our lives? Angus
: No. Pest
: Sean Connery's birthday? Angus
: Sean Connery's birthday? Bagpipe Player
: SEAN CONNERY'S BIRTHDAY?
[Band plays "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"
[Pest and Angus speak over telephone
: You'd show more respect if we were the Italian mob. Pest
: Oh, please. Don't start that again. Angus
: Just because we're Scottish people don't take us seriously
[Pest burps into mouthpiece
: Today is Monday. I want all the money you owe me by Wednesday or I'm going to kill your whole family. Pest
: How 'bout Thursday and you just take out a cousin?