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: [pitching ideas for a book
] No tomatoes. Too vulnerable. Kids, they're already vulnerable. Walter
: See, I told you guys. I told them the same thing... Miles Finch
: And no farms. Everyone's pushing small town rural. A farm book would just be white noise.
: [thinking Miles is an elf
] Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here? Miles Finch
: Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time. Buddy
: [after a pause
] He's an angry elf.
[Miles promptly attacks him
: [Buddy has just innocently called Miles an 'elf' because of his stature, and Miles is clearly very offended, and daring him
] Call me an elf. Buddy
: You're an elf!
[Miles attacks Buddy