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: Who put Playboy in the bathroom? Goldman Girl
: Leave it, it's what they read. Val
: Don't add! Just subtract!
: My first day at Edison Park, you told me that if Miss Donovan asked what my father does for a living, I should say he's a businessman. Armand
: Well, you were a baby, and Miss Donovan was a small-minded idiot. I didn't want you to get hurt. Val
: I can still get hurt.
: [to Agador
] Pull yourself together! Because you have to cook dinner. And I'm going after fucking Albert.
: You... can *cook*, right? Agador
: Your father seems to think so...
: Val's fiancée is coming tonight with her parents, and we thought... we thought it would be better if you weren't here. Albert
: I see... I see. Val
: It's just for tonight. Albert
: I understand, it's just while people are here.
: [Agador is dancing by the pool
] Uh, Dad, could we maybe hire a straight maid for this evening? Armand
: There are no straight maids in South Beach.
: Agador! Val
: Spartacus! Armand
: Agador Spartacus!... He insists on being called by his full name.
: Agador, why aren't you wearing your shoes? Agador
: [manly voice
] I do not wear the shoes... because... they make me fall down.
: I assure you, Mother is just following a train of thought to a logical, yet absurd conclusion... much in the same way Jonathan Swift did when he suggested the Irish feed their babies to the rich.
: Put your shoes on Agador, it's getting late. Agador
: [In what he thinks is a normal waiter's voice
] Ah, but there's no point in my putting shoes on.
[blows out match
: I never wear shoes because they make me fall down. Val
: Just, put your shoes on, okay? And talk in your normal voice, and just... give me a break, okay? Agador
: [In real voice
: I'm getting married. Armand
[He covers his face for one second and drinks his wine in 1 go
: It's a girl. Are you upset? Armand
: Let me tell you why.