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: Who is this boy, Barbie? When was the last time you saw him? Barbara Keeley
: Please don't call me Barbie. This afternoon at two o'clock. We've been sleeping together for a year. Senator Kevin Keeley
: Oh God, has he been tested? Louise Keeley
: Oh, Kevin! Barbara Keeley
: Yes, and so have I.
Senator Kevin Keeley
: I'm so glad I got on Jackson's bandwagon instead of Dole. Dole is just too, too... Louise Keeley
: Dark. Senator Kevin Keeley
: Well, I was gonna say liberal, but he's dark, too.
[on the phone
] Senator Kevin Keeley
: Hello, Ben. Ready for what? WHAT? Louise Keeley
: What's the matter, Kevin? Senator Kevin Keeley
: Jackson's dead. Louise Keeley
: Oh my God! Senator Kevin Keeley
: He died in bed? Whose bed? A prostitute? Louise Keeley
: No! Senator Kevin Keeley
: A minor? And black? Louise Keeley
: What? Senator Kevin Keeley
: I don't believe this! I don't FUCKING believe this!
: If necessary, we'll get the Pope's blessing, it's not hard!
: Oh, what interesting china. Louise Keeley
: It looks like young men playing leap frog.
: I've never danced with a man before. Louise Keeley
: [in female drag
] There's always a first time.
: [hearing Albert's wails
] Is someone else home? Armand
: Just our dog, Piranha. We always lock her in when there's company.
: I noticed you didn't have this kind of blind sympathy for Bessy Jackson! Senator Kevin Keeley
: Bessy Jackson is an insensitive cow!
: It's so dangerous! You could've fallen! Senator Kevin Keeley
: I did!
: I like its... severity.