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: [Damon splashes water on Money Mike
] Did you pee on me? Damon
: Wake yo' bitch-ass up, lucky charms. I like my fish wet and squirmy. Money Mike
: I thought I was dreaming. You almost drowned me, nigga. Damon
: Oh, you're dreaming. This is a wet dream.
: Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimpin' in it.
: Crunching on your balls in a one horsed open sleigh.
: [while holding Damon's balls with a vice grips
] Are you a music lover, Damon? Damon
: Y... yes Money Mike
: Well, have you ever heard of the nutcracker?
[squeezes Damon's balls with the vice grips
: Do y'all got a bathroom up in here? I gotta piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck behind it.
: [while Money Mike has plyers on his testicles
] ya know maybe we can get to know each other Money Mike
: Shut up! The hell you talkin bout! I am a boy! You are not in prison anymore Damon! Thats not how we do it!
: Don't drag that coat, it cost more than you!
: 25% off. Everything must go. Maybe even you.
: [coming out of the apartment, holding Damon's nuts in a vice grip. A crowd of people has gathered
] I want everybody back! There's gon' be ball juice everywhere!
: [Craig hands him back his razor
] Never know when I might need this. Might come in handy. Might wanna shave. Might wanna shave somebody else. Never know.
: Let me check my palm pilot.
[looks at the palm of his hand
] Money Mike
: Looks like I ain't doin' shit.
: [holding Damon by the testicles with a pair of pliers
] Hold these til I get in the car. Craig Jones
: Dude, I ain't about to touch his nuts or them vice grips. Money Mike
: Oh yes you are. Craig Jones
: No I'm not. Money Mike
: Yes you are! Craig Jones
: Bullshit. Money Mike
: This is yo party. Yo pliers. His nuts. In yo hands!
: [a pimp manniquin falls on Mike, pinning him to the floor
] This is bullshit. I'm stuck between a pimp and a hard place. Donna, man down! Eleven thirty: pimp in distress!
: [to Donna
] Speaking of cockroaches, where was yo antennas when them two niggas was robbin' me?
: I was just gonna get drunk and watch the Grinch, so I'll be there.
: Can I help you? Crime Brother #1
: No. Money Mike
: No? Well this ain't the Baby Gap.