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IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler (Character)
from "CSI: Miami" (2002)

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"CSI: Miami: Innocent (#2.24)" (2004)
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: Lieutenant Caine, do you really think the CSI that's responsible for destroying the original evidence should be assigned to the case?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: I don't remember asking for your opinion, Rick.
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: Well, the commander suggested IAB should check into this, find out how this accident occurred and which employee maybe involved in undermining a major murder investigation, not to mention compromising countless other cases. It is Delko, right?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Eric, would you give us a minute, please?
Eric Delko: Sure H.
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: 'H'. You see, that could be interpreted as a lack of respect for a superior.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: You know, I am willing to take that chance.
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: So as his superior, did Delko screw up?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: No, if any body did, I did.
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: You did, you weren't even in the building at the time. Yelina says you were at the PD.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: My lab, my oversight.
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: You cover a lot of people's screw-ups, don't you? Delko in evidence, your brother and that girl. What's her name? Susie right?
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: Rick, and that is a private matter.
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: Well, you see, I see a pattern of you withholding critical information and I've opened a file on you.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Walk away.

[after it's proven Delko didn't deliberately try to destroy evidence]
Eric Delko: H, I'll be in the layout room.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Okay, Eric.
[Eric leaves]
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: I suppose I owe you an apology.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: The man you need to apologize to, Rick, just left the room.

IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: It isn't my job to be liked.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Mission accomplished.

"CSI: Miami: Stand Your Ground (#6.9)" (2007)
Rick Stetler: You couldn't provide a description of the suspect.
Calleigh Duquesne: [firearms expert] He was carrying a Smith and Wesson .459 wood-grain grip with an adjustable rear sight *at my head*, Rick!

"CSI: Miami: Prey (#4.3)" (2005)
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: Horatio, you and I need to have a conversation.
Horatio Caine: Now is not a good time, Rick.
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: Jennifer Wilson. Does the name ring a bell?
Horatio Caine: That's none of your business.
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: Well, see, you made it my business when you sent a patrol officer to sit on her house. You got no right authorizing overtime for a case that originated out of our jurisdiction.
Horatio Caine: Miss Wilson is a citizen of Miami and may be in grave danger.
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: Yes, I know. I've familiarized myself with the case.
Horatio Caine: Well, then you know the story of a nine year old girl who lost her parents to a killer, don't you?
IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: Ten years ago. New York, right? You're still trying to protect her.
Horatio Caine: That's the job.

"CSI: Miami: Meltdown (#8.21)" (2010)
Walter Simmons: This shouldn't be turned on.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: How do you mean?
Walter Simmons: I disconnected the battery before I processed it, and I left it that way.
IAB Lieutenant Rick Stetler: Battery's still connected.
Walter Simmons: Yeah, I got eyes, pal.