Detective Vartann
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Detective Vartann (Character)
from "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" (2000)

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"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Iced (#5.23)" (2005)
Detective Vartann: Homicide called you guys over an hour ago. 4-19 at the Tangiers. No one's responded. Not even the coroner... Both shifts are tapped.
Conrad Ecklie: Did you check
Detective Vartann: [interrupts] I checked the board. No one's available
Detective Vartann: except for you.
Conrad Ecklie: I'm the Assistant Lab Director.
Detective Vartann: I know. But you're still qualified to process a scene, right?
Conrad Ecklie: Yes, I am.
Conrad Ecklie: I'll dust off my kit. Meet you there.

Detective Vartann: What are we expecting to find here?
Dr. Al Robbins: Someone went to a lot of trouble to steal James Billmeyer, maybe there's a clue in his personal effects.
Detective Vartann: So you're a CSI now?
Dr. Al Robbins: If I were, I would have printed the cooler.

Detective Vartann: Two pairs of socks, two pairs of underwear, two T-shirts. That tells me the guy was going to be staying in Vegas for two days.
Dr. Al Robbins: Your powers of deduction are remarkable, detective.
Detective Vartann: Thank you.

"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Bodies in Motion (#6.1)" (2005)
Catherine Willows: Why is there a ring on your ring finger?
Warrick Brown: Because I'm married.
Catherine Willows: What?
Detective Vartan: Congratulations. How much did you pay her?

"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Big Middle (#5.16)" (2005)
[at a Plus-Size People convention]
Greg Sanders: Some guys like curves.
Detective Vartann: There's curves, and then there's *rolls*.