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Michael Borland (Character)
from "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" (2000)

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  1. "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation"
    ... aka "CSI: Las Vegas" - South Africa (English title) (informal alternative title), USA (syndication title)
    ... aka "C.S.I." - USA (short title)
    ... aka "CSI: Weekends" - USA (promotional title)
        - Last Laugh (2003) TV episode, Played by Bobcat Goldthwait

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From "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Last Laugh (#3.20)" (2003)
Michael Borland: [after he has been mocking Dougie Max] Shut up. Shut up. Don't you get it? Are you that stupid? I am making fun of you. I'm the lowest common denominator in comedy when I do that crap. The only way I could get you to stop laughing now is if I went to every single table and slit every one of your throats. I can see that I'm getting the red light, ladies and gentlemen, and that means it's time for me to stop.
[singing]
Michael Borland: Stop with the hate and stop with the fear.
[stops singing]
Michael Borland: Stop with the lies.
[starts to walk down the aisle]
[...]
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