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Michael Borland (Character)
from "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" (2000)
Michael Borland: [after he has been mocking Dougie Max] Shut up. Shut up. Don't you get it? Are you that stupid? I am making fun of you. I'm the lowest common denominator in comedy when I do that crap. The only way I could get you to stop laughing now is if I went to every single table and slit every one of your throats. I can see that I'm getting the red light, ladies and gentlemen, and that means it's time for me to stop.
Michael Borland: Stop with the hate and stop with the fear.
Michael Borland: Stop with the lies.
[starts to walk down the aisle]
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