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Ryan Wolfe (Character)
from "CSI: Miami" (2002)

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"CSI: Miami: Legal (#3.5)" (2004)
Ryan Wolfe: [imitating a female suspect] That's hot.

Ryan Wolfe: [needing to take a buccal swap] Open your mouth.
Venus Robinson: Guys usually say "please".
Ryan Wolfe: Can you tell me the name of the Buckeye state?
Venus Robinson: What's a "buckeye"?
Ryan Wolfe: Say "Ohio".
Venus Robinson: Ohio.
[Ryan swabs her mouth as she talks]
Venus Robinson: That's hot.

Ryan Wolfe: Your parents trust fund. It's a matter of public record.
Calleigh Duquesne: There's a morals clause in there that says if you stay clean and sober until you're 21, you get this.... Breakwater Key.
Ryan Wolfe: That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawn mover.

Ryan Wolfe: I took this criminalist seminar, evaluating evidence, the visiting lecturer said that the CSI's job is to think outside the box, sometimes the best tool is the stud attached to your earring she said, those are nice earrings by the way.
Calleigh Duquesne: You took my class

Ryan Wolfe: [sarcastically to suspect] Oh, you've got an alibi.
[to Calliegh]
Ryan Wolfe: He's got an alibi.
Calleigh Duquesne: We love alibis.


"CSI: Miami: Terminal Velocity (#10.13)" (2012)
Ryan Wolfe: [examining the victim] Look at this guy. You know, it always fascinates me that skin holds together after a fall like that. He's like a bean bag; every bone in his body is broken.

Ryan Wolfe: What is that?
Walter Simmons: Looks like some kind of sandwich baggie.
Ryan Wolfe: I thought it was heat that burnt the ropes, but really it was the acid that came from that sandwich bag.
Walter Simmons: Dilute the acid. Take at least a couple hours to burn through the plastic. We're looking at a poor man's timing device.
Ryan Wolfe: I think we need to figure out who packed that chute.

Arnie Tice: I already told you, I don't touch a jumper's chute. I'm just the pilot.
Ryan Wolfe: As the pilot, you're responsible for calibrating the altimeters, is that right?
Arnie Tice: You asking me if I did my job? I marry it to the planes before I jump.
Ryan Wolfe: Well, then you must've had a really hard time landing, because Kevin's altimeter was 3,000 feet above the correct altitude.
Arnie Tice: You have any idea how much it costs to run a business? Fuel's killing my overhead. A few thousand off my vertical saves me a ton of cash.
Natalia Boa Vista: So much for flying the friendly skies.
Arnie Tice: These guys are trained to pull at five thou. No one's gotten hurt.
Ryan Wolfe: Yeah, not until now. You call it savings. I call it reckless endangerment. Either way, you're under arrest. Turn around, put your hands behind your back.

Ryan Wolfe: Hey, Walter, when are you and I going up?
Walter Simmons: Up? Up where?
Ryan Wolfe: Up in an airplane. When are we gonna jump out of an airplane together?
Walter Simmons: No. No, no, no.
Ryan Wolfe: No?
Walter Simmons: No. No, the parachute is made for when the plane is crashing. You see, jumping out of a good one is just stupid.
Ryan Wolfe: Oh, you're being such a baby. You know, statistically, it's actually pretty safe.
Walter Simmons: Let's ask Kevin how safe it is. Kevin! Kev... Oh, right, Kevin's dead.
Ryan Wolfe: Walter, too soon.


"CSI: Miami: Crime Wave (#3.7)" (2004)
Calleigh Duquesne: They blocked off the causeway. How do you expect to get through?
Ryan Wolfe: That's why I got the brass pass!

Ryan Wolfe: [about the tsunami heading for Miami] This is gonna be a monster.

Ryan Wolfe: It's not me... it's my uncle.

Mona: Excuse me, are you Ronald's nephew?
Ryan Wolfe: Yes, ma'am. I'm Ryan.
Mona: I'm Mona. I live next door. Ronald talks about you all the time.
Ryan Wolfe: Did my uncle evacuate?
Mona: He ran out of here, tried to get me to go with him, but I think they're all overreacting. The skies are blue, there's not a breeze in the air.
Ryan Wolfe: This isn't a hurricane, ma'am. Tidal wave doesn't give notice, it just hits and it could take out this entire structure.


"CSI: Miami: Nailed (#4.8)" (2005)
Ryan Wolfe: [to Calleigh] Haven't you ever pushed aside the dinner plates to get some?

Ryan Wolfe: You always take his side.
Calleigh Duquesne: Funny. He says the same thing about you.

Ryan Wolfe: Oh, there he is. Nice of you to show up.
Eric Delko: What's your problem, Wolfe?
Ryan Wolfe: Must be nice to work on Delko Time. Cherry pick cases. Work when you want.
Eric Delko: I had something I had to take care of. You need any help, Calleigh?
Ryan Wolfe: Yo, Eric, it's too little, too late.
Eric Delko: If I thought you could even understand what I'm going through, I'd explain it to you.
[Calleigh steps between Eric and Ryan]
Calleigh Duquesne: Okay, You know what? That is enough. I get it.
[Turns to Eric]
Calleigh Duquesne: Eric, we are fine. If I need extra help, I will call you.
[Turns to Ryan]
Calleigh Duquesne: You're in the elevator with me. We're leaving now!

Ryan Wolfe: Thank you very much for driving me to the ER.
Eric Delko: No problem. Look, you ever mention anything about Delko time again, you're going to need to rent a room in this place.
Ryan Wolfe: Fair enough.


"CSI: Miami: Blood in the Water (#4.2)" (2005)
Calleigh Duquesne: Damn!
Ryan Wolfe: Everything OK?
Calleigh Duquesne: My firearms proficiency is up. Six months goes by fast.
Ryan Wolfe: Well, you left firearms. So it's not such a big deal is it?
Calleigh Duquesne: I like to stay current.

Calleigh Duquesne: Ship's sinking.
Ryan Wolfe: We better work fast.

Ryan Wolfe: [seeing a blood-stained carpet] I think it's safe to say this is where Damon was shot.


"CSI: Miami: From the Grave (#4.1)" (2005)
Horatio Caine: The FBI considers the Mala Noche the most dangerous crime organization in the United States, ladies and gentlemen. They stay away from drugs to avoid deportation, but what they specialize in is murder for hire, extortion... the list goes on. In short... they are Miami's new Mafia. Now, I must tell you that they have already killed six police officers.
Ryan Wolfe: Trying to scare us, Horatio?
Horatio Caine: Born in the Nicaraguan wars, they have no fear. So anyone not interested, I'll understand.
[Calleigh, Delko, and Wolfe all exchange glances]
Calleigh Duquesne: We're in if you're in.

Dan Cooper: [talking to Wolfe about Erica Sikes] She's hot.
Ryan Wolfe: She's a case against the First Amendment.


"CSI: Miami: Bone Voyage (#8.7)" (2009)
[while searching for evidence, Ryan and Walter come face to face with a brown bear]
Ryan Wolfe: You need to make yourself small and non threatening
Walter Simmons: I *can't* make myself small and non threatening!
Ryan Wolfe: Well, then, you just need to outrun the bear
Walter Simmons: I don't need to outrun the bear - I just need to outrun you!

Walter Simmons: [finding an amputated leg] Visible decomp. Been here over a week, easy.
Ryan Wolfe: Ashley's only been missing a day. This leg doesn't belong to her.
Walter Simmons: Where you going?
Ryan Wolfe: I'm calling Horatio. This went from a missing person to a double murder.


"CSI: Miami: Free Fall (#4.20)" (2006)
Ryan Wolfe: I thought Peter Elliot was helping us?
Calleigh Duquesne: He is. At my Request.
Ryan Wolfe: Doesn't want to get his, uh, pretty suit dirty? Where is he?
Calleigh Duquesne: I don't know. Maybe he's emailing Quantico. Having lunch with his fiancée.

Calleigh Duquesne: Suero came looking for his million.
Ryan Wolfe: It proves Leo and Sienna are crazy. They killed a cartel boss.


"CSI: Miami: Shattered (#4.10)" (2005)
Ryan Wolfe: This your first time to a crime scene?
Natalia Boa Vista: Second. First by choice.

Ryan Wolfe: [after Natalia accidentally steps on a piece of evidence] Next time, look with your eyes, not your feet.


"CSI: Miami: Urban Hellraisers (#4.9)" (2005)
Eric Delko: [Ryan is playing a game an earlier bank robbery was based on] Any progress yet?
Ryan Wolfe: No, I can't get past this level. Because you keep shooting me!
Eric Delko: What?
Ryan Wolfe: Not you, the cop in this game...


"CSI: Miami: Just Murdered (#5.21)" (2007)
Ryan Wolfe: You found the body, didn't you?
Nathan Atherton: When I thought my parents' divorce couldn't get any worse, I find the body of my dad's girlfriend.
Ryan Wolfe: Girlfriend? I thought that was your parents' trainer.
Nathan Atherton: Oh, she was. 'Till my mom caught them going at it a few months ago.
Ryan Wolfe: And your mother was... very angry about this?
Nathan Atherton: Not really. She was too busy with the pool guy to really care.


"CSI: Miami: Wheels Up (#9.12)" (2011)
Ryan Wolfe: [seeing two roller derby competitors screaming at each other] Oh, my God. That is the sexiest, scariest thing I've ever seen.


"CSI: Miami: Bolt Action (#8.3)" (2009)
Natalia Boa Vista: So, Hailey, you told us that you barely knew Troy Billings.
Hailey Collins: Yeah.
Ryan Wolfe: Hailey, you lied. You did.
Hailey Collins: I had a big crush on him in high school, but... that's not the kind of thing you like to admit.
Natalia Boa Vista: Yeah, but I am willing to bet that if we tested your braces against Troy's bruises, we'd get a match.
Ryan Wolfe: Wait. You accidentally bit Troy?
Natalia Boa Vista: Well, no. Not exactly. They were together.
Ryan Wolfe: They were together?
Natalia Boa Vista: They were... they were "together".
Ryan Wolfe: Oh.
[realization dawns on Ryan]
Ryan Wolfe: Oh!


"CSI: Miami: Addiction (#3.11)" (2004)
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: [while he and Ryan are going over evidence] What about Sal's tie?
Ryan Wolfe: Nope, nothing.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: What about inside Sal's tie?
[he grabs a scalpel and cuts the tie open, finding blood inside]
Ryan Wolfe: Horatio, I... mmm... didn't know... I don't know what to say.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Not to worry; that's Sal's job now.


"CSI: Miami: 48 Hours to Life (#4.4)" (2005)
Ryan Wolfe: Hey, is that the shank from the jail murder?
Calleigh Duquesne: Yeah, I found it in Darrel's cell.
Ryan Wolfe: Is that a turkey bone?
Calleigh Duquesne: Yep. I also found a little dental floss.
Ryan Wolfe: Prisoners are so resourceful.


"CSI: Miami: Game Over (#3.18)" (2005)
Calleigh Duquesne: We're gonna need to see that room, and take a look at your personnel files.
Dave Strong: Why? I thought Jake was in a car accident.
Ryan Wolfe: He was, but somebody killed him before that.


"CSI: Miami: Meltdown (#8.21)" (2010)
[evidence from the evidence locker has been stolen]
Ryan Wolfe: Somebody stole the stolen diamonds.


"CSI: Miami: Special Delivery (#9.17)" (2011)
Ryan Wolfe: Meet our vic, Doug Govoli. Based on the castoff, looks like our victim didn't go down easy. In fact, I'd say he put up a pretty good fight.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: I would agree with that.


"CSI: Miami: Curse of the Coffin (#5.6)" (2006)
[a body is missing from the morgue]
Ryan Wolfe: You know, what I want to know is how Ed got up and got out of here without any one seeing him.
Dr. Alexx Woods: Hey. My staff isn't trained to watch the living.


"CSI: Miami: Deviant (#4.16)" (2006)
Ryan Wolfe: It must've been hard to let Philip into your home.
Hayley Gordon: Like Robert said, he's family.
Ryan Wolfe: He's not your family.
Hayley Gordon: I consider him to be, look, what is this about?


"CSI: Miami: Wolfe in Sheep's Clothing (#7.20)" (2009)
[Ryan has picked up a piece of evidence without wearing gloves]
Calleigh Duquesne: You are one of the most meticulous people I have ever worked with. What are you doing?
Ryan Wolfe: What are you talking about, what am I doing? I made a mistake.
Calleigh Duquesne: You don't make mistakes. You certainly don't make mistakes like that.


"CSI: Miami: Payback (#4.11)" (2005)
Ryan Wolfe: Everything old is new again.


"CSI: Miami: Shock (#4.23)" (2006)
Ryan Wolfe: She's a pretty good actress.
Calleigh Duquesne: She's not *that* good, she only does reality TV.


"CSI: Miami: Chain Reaction (#6.7)" (2007)
Ryan Wolfe: [to Frank about what Frank asked him to do] Ah, so you need me to help you read...


"CSI: Miami: Rampage (#4.24)" (2006)
Ryan Wolfe: The most dangerous kind of criminal is the one that doesn't care.


"CSI: Miami: Miami, We Have a Problem (#8.15)" (2010)
Keith Palmer: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? You can't cut apart my ship.
Ryan Wolfe: Mr. Palmer, do yourself a favor. Get behind the tape.
Keith Palmer: Why do you need the micrometeor scar?
Ryan Wolfe: Why? Mr. Palmer, your space shuttle is a crime scene. That's a piece of evidence. And you know very well I can't get the whole space shuttle back in the lab.
Keith Palmer: Damn it!
Ryan Wolfe: I tell you what - for you, Keith, I'll do you a favor. I'll be gentle.
[whirrs buzz saw and smirks]


"CSI: Miami: Dissolved (#7.24)" (2009)
Ryan Wolfe: You're showing up late to crime scenes, you're taking pills at work. What is that? Is that oxy? You know, you got a problem. There comes a point in addiction when you don't care if you get caught anymore. You're there. What's gonna happen when you mess up in autopsy?
Dr. Tara Price: It's not gonna happen.
Ryan Wolfe: Oh, I used to say the same thing when I was gambling.


"CSI: Miami: To Kill a Predator (#6.17)" (2008)
Calleigh Duquesne: Guess what our substance is off the dead lawyer's shirt.
Ryan Wolfe: Uh, well, considering that it came from the undercarriage of his car, which was pierced by his bone, which incidentally I'm really glad I wasn't there to see, my guess is... motor oil, 10W30.
Calleigh Duquesne: Try soybeans.
Ryan Wolfe: Soybeans, like ethanol?
Calleigh Duquesne: No, as in bio-diesel. One hundred percent bio-diesel, in fact. It's rare, so it should make our hit and run car easy to find.
Ryan Wolfe: Well, it's nice to know that our killer cares about the environment.