Quotes for
Ryan Wolfe (Character)
from "CSI: Miami" (2002)

"CSI: Miami: Legal (#3.5)" (2004)

Ryan Wolfe: [imitating a female suspect] That's hot.

Ryan Wolfe: [needing to take a buccal swap] Open your mouth.
Venus Robinson: Guys usually say "please".
Ryan Wolfe: Can you tell me the name of the Buckeye state?
Venus Robinson: What's a "buckeye"?
Ryan Wolfe: Say "Ohio".
Venus Robinson: Ohio.
[Ryan swabs her mouth as she talks]
Venus Robinson: That's hot.

Ryan Wolfe: Your parents trust fund. It's a matter of public record.
Calleigh Duquesne: There's a morals clause in there that says if you stay clean and sober until you're 21, you get this.... Breakwater Key.
Ryan Wolfe: That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawn mover.

Ryan Wolfe: I took this criminalist seminar, evaluating evidence, the visiting lecturer said that the CSI's job is to think outside the box, sometimes the best tool is the stud attached to your earring she said, those are nice earrings by the way.
Calleigh Duquesne: You took my class

Ryan Wolfe: [sarcastically to suspect] Oh, you've got an alibi.
[to Calliegh]
Ryan Wolfe: He's got an alibi.
Calleigh Duquesne: We love alibis.

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"CSI: Miami: Nailed (#4.8)" (2005)

Ryan Wolfe: [to Calleigh] Haven't you ever pushed aside the dinner plates to get some?

Ryan Wolfe: You always take his side.
Calleigh Duquesne: Funny. He says the same thing about you.

Ryan Wolfe: Oh, there he is. Nice of you to show up.
Eric Delko: What's your problem, Wolfe?
Ryan Wolfe: Must be nice to work on Delko Time. Cherry pick cases. Work when you want.
Eric Delko: I had something I had to take care of. You need any help, Calleigh?
Ryan Wolfe: Yo, Eric, it's too little, too late.
Eric Delko: If I thought you could even understand what I'm going through, I'd explain it to you.
[Calleigh steps between Eric and Ryan]
Calleigh Duquesne: Okay, You know what? That is enough. I get it.
[Turns to Eric]
Calleigh Duquesne: Eric, we are fine. If I need extra help, I will call you.
[Turns to Ryan]
Calleigh Duquesne: You're in the elevator with me. We're leaving now!

Ryan Wolfe: Thank you very much for driving me to the ER.
Eric Delko: No problem. Look, you ever mention anything about Delko time again, you're going to need to rent a room in this place.
Ryan Wolfe: Fair enough.

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"CSI: Miami: Crime Wave (#3.7)" (2004)

Calleigh Duquesne: They blocked off the causeway. How do you expect to get through?
Ryan Wolfe: That's why I got the brass pass!

Ryan Wolfe: [about the tsunami heading for Miami] This is gonna be a monster.

Ryan Wolfe: It's not me... it's my uncle.

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"CSI: Miami: Blood in the Water (#4.2)" (2005)

Calleigh Duquesne: Damn!
Ryan Wolfe: Everything OK?
Calleigh Duquesne: My firearms proficiency is up. Six months goes by fast.
Ryan Wolfe: Well, you left firearms. So it's not such a big deal is it?
Calleigh Duquesne: I like to stay current.

Calleigh Duquesne: Ship's sinking.
Ryan Wolfe: We better work fast.

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"CSI: Miami: Urban Hellraisers (#4.9)" (2005)

Eric Delko: [Ryan is playing a game an earlier bank robbery was based on] Any progress yet?
Ryan Wolfe: No, I can't get past this level. Because you keep shooting me!
Eric Delko: What?
Ryan Wolfe: Not you, the cop in this game...

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"CSI: Miami: Curse of the Coffin (#5.6)" (2006)

[a body is missing from the morgue]
Ryan Wolfe: You know, what I want to know is how Ed got up and got out of here without any one seeing him.
Dr. Alexx Woods: Hey. My staff isn't trained to watch the living.

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"CSI: Miami: Deviant (#4.16)" (2006)

Ryan Wolfe: It must've been hard to let Philip into your home.
Hayley Gordon: Like Robert said, he's family.
Ryan Wolfe: He's not your family.
Hayley Gordon: I consider him to be, look, what is this about?

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"CSI: Miami: Free Fall (#4.20)" (2006)

Ryan Wolfe: I thought Peter Elliot was helping us?
Calleigh Duquesne: He is. At my Request.
Ryan Wolfe: Doesn't want to get his, uh, pretty suit dirty? Where is he?
Calleigh Duquesne: I don't know. Maybe he's emailing Quantico. Having lunch with his fiancée.

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"CSI: Miami: Payback (#4.11)" (2005)

Ryan Wolfe: Everything old is new again.

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"CSI: Miami: Shock (#4.23)" (2006)

Ryan Wolfe: She's a pretty good actress.
Calleigh Duquesne: She's not *that* good, she only does reality TV.

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"CSI: Miami: Chain Reaction (#6.7)" (2007)

Ryan Wolfe: [to Frank about what Frank asked him to do] Ah, so you need me to help you read...

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