Quotes for
Dr. Alexx Woods (Character)
from "CSI: Miami" (2002)

"CSI: Miami: Witness to Murder (#2.12)" (2004)

Alexx Woods: Please don't tell me we sent a body away with a complete stranger.
Tim Speedle: Alexx, we sent a body awa...
Alexx Woods: Timmy, I know.

Calleigh Duquesne: [Calleigh about a fender-bender shooting] People might play nicer with a fender bender if they realized that 3 out 10 people stash a gun in their car.
Alexx Woods: That true?
Calleigh Duquesne: Yup.
Alexx Woods: Then I'll think a little harder next time I flip someone the bird.

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"CSI: Miami: Freaks and Tweaks (#1.23)" (2003)

Calleigh Duquesne: Aren't you supposed to be off this case?
Dr. Alexx Woods: Jones got the report. Can't help it if I can read upside down.

Dr. Alexx Woods: You're not even going to ask me why she'd slip Dennis eyedrops??
Calleigh Duquesne: I'm a lawyer's daughter. I don't ask a question that I have the answer to.

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"CSI: Miami: Wet Foot/Dry Foot (#1.3)" (2002)

[an arm is found in a dead shark]
Alexx Woods: I think we're going to need a bigger body bag.
Horatio Caine: If anyone can find one, it's you, Alexx.
Alexx Woods: You got that right. All right, fellas. You heard the man. Bag him. My shark now.
Horatio Caine: I'm off to ruin a captain's day.

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"CSI: Miami: Triple Threat (#5.18)" (2007)

Dr. Alexx Woods: Shot in the light of day in a house filled with people? That's cold-blooded Horatio.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Correction Alexx. It's as cold... as ice.

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"CSI: Miami: Addiction (#3.11)" (2004)

Dr. Alexx Woods: [Alexx walks into the autopsy room where a bunch of kids stand by a body on the autopsy table.] I'm Alexx Woods, Medical Examiner. You're here today because you're looking for a reason not to drink and I've got one for you.
[Alexx pulls back the sheet on the body. ]
Dr. Alexx Woods: Meet Doctor Glen Monroe.
[Alexx motions to the autopsy table]
Dr. Alexx Woods: He got his Medical Degree at Florida U. He had three kids and two Ex-Wives and a Mother who depended on him.
[Alexx look back up at the kids. ]
Dr. Alexx Woods: He chose to drink and drive. So you remember Glen Monroe and deal with your problem. Before you make it mine.

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"CSI: Miami: Complications (#2.11)" (2004)

[about medical procedure]
Alexx Woods: When the IV fails, they have to give it directly to the heart. You know, Uma Thurman, Pulp Fiction.

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"CSI: Miami: Body Count (#1.24)" (2003)

[at a car accident scene]
Eric Delko: Do you think they were killed in the crash?
Alexx Woods: Not unless they each crashed into a bullet.

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"CSI: Miami: Curse of the Coffin (#5.6)" (2006)

[a body is missing from the morgue]
Ryan Wolfe: You know, what I want to know is how Ed got up and got out of here without any one seeing him.
Dr. Alexx Woods: Hey. My staff isn't trained to watch the living.

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"CSI: Miami: Ashes to Ashes (#1.5)" (2002)

[finding a diamond ring the victim's stomach contents]
Alexx Woods: Looks like she ate about four carats for her last supper.

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"CSI: Miami: Rap Sheet (#2.22)" (2004)

Det. Frank Tripp: Tough day?
Alexx Woods: [scoffs] You don't know tough.
Det. Frank Tripp: [chuckles] Bout time one of 'em talked back to ya.
Alexx Woods: [glares at him]

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"CSI: Miami: Free Fall (#4.20)" (2006)

Calleigh Duquesne: The other victim had a head wound too. Is that right?
Dr. Alexx Woods: Yeah. But that bullet isn't yours, Calleigh Honey. It went on an ambulance ride.

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"CSI: Miami: Not Landing (#2.21)" (2004)

Alexx Woods: I can undress a dead body in my sleep.
Tim Speedle: I'm leaving that one alone.

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"CSI: Miami: Double Jeopardy (#4.18)" (2006)

Calleigh Duquesne: Oh my Gosh. Why is it so cold in here?
Dr. Alexx Woods: I don't want to lose what little of her I've got. When you pull a body out of the water putrefaction goes into over drive.
Calleigh Duquesne: Well, tell me you at least have enough for cause of death.
Dr. Alexx Woods: Don't know yet. What I can tell you is, her fingers were cut off.
Calleigh Duquesne: You sure it wasn't the wild life?
Dr. Alexx Woods: No, they only go for the meaty parts: the lips, ears. The fish finish the job, but someone got them started.

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"CSI: Miami: Golden Parachute (#1.1)" (2002)

Dr. Alexx Woods: [Alexx is going over the bodies] How are we doing on survivors?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Not good. How many have you got in here?
Dr. Alexx Woods: Four or five, depending on what pieces match.

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